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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 38 content update

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Template:Semi The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 38 content update is the The forty content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out and was released on January 16, 2014. It included two characters: Judge Snyder and Blue Haired Lawyer, two buildings: Court House and Springfield Grocery Store and four decorations: Lady Justice Statue, Khlav Kalash Stand, Greenpeace Boat and Knightboat.


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Level Up Message

The level up is message is spoken by Lindsay Naegle

Level Up Message
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Characters

Image Name Unlock message
Blue-haired lawyer.png Blue Haired Lawyer Tapped Out Unlock Blue Haired Lawyer.png
Roy Snyder.png Judge Snyder Tapped Out Unlock Judge Snyder.png

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Court House Tapped Out.png Court House Judge Snyder 38
Springfield Grocery Store Tapped Out.png Springfield Grocery Store 24 hours Cash261,000 38

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Lady Justice Statue.png Lady Justice Statue Cash4,500 38
Tapped Out Khlav Kalash Stand.png Khlav Kalash Stand Cash760 21
Greenpeace Boat.png Greenpeace Boat Cash1,300 21
Knight Boat.png Knightboat Donut40 15

Gameplay

The Devil Wears Blue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Ooh! There's a new flavor of Squishee at the Kwik-E-Mart!
Homer Mmm... Grey!
Lisa Eww Dad. This label says the main ingredient is mop water.
Homer Finally, a Squishee I can make at home. Lisa, go tell your mother to start mopping!
Ned I hate to be a noisy neighboreeno!
Homer THEN DON'T!
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Get Squishee Brain-Freeze". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total Cash140 and XP20 in reward.
Homer Owww! My brain feels like it's frozen.
Lisa It's just like brain-freeze, dad.
Homer That doesn't sound right.

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Hello there! Did I hear a minor complaint about local business, ripe for a lawsuit?
Lisa Were you just hiding in the bushes?

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No, those bushes were just blocking my stealthy crouch. I'm taking them to court!

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And sir, frozen brain syndrome is no laughing matter. Why just last year, fewer than 7 people died of it.

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And I would be happy to help you receive the financial justice you deserve.

Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Dad, let's go. Remember your New Year's resolution of not trusting people who pop out of bushes.
Homer No, Lisa. That resolution was for shrubs. Bushes are fine.

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I'm not proposing anything illegal. Just your father an injury to become undeservedly rich off of other people's head-earned cash.
Lisa That is totally illegal! Dad, he's just trying to profit from your stupidity.
Homer Why if I had a dime for every time someone took advantage of my stupidity -

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Sir, I believe I'm legally entitled to a percentage of the dime in question. As well as all future dimes.
Homer See, Lisa, he's what's known as a go-getter. Now let the grown-ups discuss how Daddy can make a quick, questionably legal buck.
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2" which is to "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Hatch Plans with Homer". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash700 and XP160 in reward.
Homer So, all I have to do is get hurt in different shops around town and you'll let me have 30% of all the money we sue for?

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That's right, 30%!

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...minus my expenses, my hourly rate, my retainer, and my teenage daughter's retainer.
Homer I happily accept your less-than-generous offer!

Pt. 3

After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark

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As legal council. I recommend you head to you nearest unsanitary dining establishment.
Homer Krusty Buger it is! I love those thin brown crunchy things they have.

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French fries?
Homer No, cockroaches.
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 3" which is to "Reach Level 7 and Build a Krusty Burger" and "Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total Cash140 and XP20 in reward.
Homer A moment on the lips, a lifetime... struggling with life-threatening digestive problems.
Homer I guess I'm going to have to sue this fine establishment for all the delicious pain and suffering it has caused me.
Krusty What?! I heard that!
Krusty You can't sue me! Every burger you buy comes wrapped in an ironclad contract.
Krusty Once you bite into that burger, you have legally consented to consuming any non-food products including diseases.

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Blast. Foiled by foil!

Pt. 4

After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark

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Alright Homer. I have a task so simple that even you can't mess it up.
Homer People usually regret saying that to me.

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All you have to do is drink a beer, watch the game, and hang out with friends at your favorite watering hole.
Homer WOO HOO!!

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...and then choke on a pretzel as you slip off your bar stool and ban your head on the ground.
Homer D'oh!
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Homer Choke on a Pretzel". It takes 3 hours and the player receives total Cash145 and XP45 in reward.
Homer *thump* D'OH!
Moe What's-a-matter Homer? You didn't see one off those Victorian-era ghosts again, did you? 'Cause those were just albino hipsters.
Homer No... I'm... fine... *gasp* I mean I just... chocked on one of your pretzels.
Moe Pretzel? Where do you think you are? The Ritz? We don't have the money to stock pretzels, with their fancy curves. If it dosen't pickle, I don't serve it.
Homer Maybe it was a pickled pretzel?

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If I may interject, my client appears to have chocked on a food product served in your establishment.
Moe I see how it is. The ol' slip n' fall. The din n' trip. The choke n' sue.
Moe Well, I'm assembling my legal counsel right now - two shells for my shotgun. Any objections?

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This won't be the last you see of us!
Homer Yeah, I'll probably come back tomorrow.

Pt. 5

After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark

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All I need is your John Hancock and I'll be ready to deliver the lawsuits, Mr. Simpson.
Homer ...

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Your autograph.
Homer ...

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Just write your name.
Homer Can I sign with an X?
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5" which is to "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Deliver Lawsuits To Local Businesses". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash1,100 and XP235 in reward.

Scandalous Spending

Pt. 1

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum You said it was an emergency, sir? I ran all the way here. At least until I passed out and an ambulance took me the rest of the way.
Quimby I, er, need you to take care of someone for me, Wiggum.
Wiggum Don't you usually go to the mob when you need someone take care of?
Quimby Not that kind of taken care of! I just need you to sweep something under the rug.
Wiggum Don't you usually go to the janitor when you need something swept under the rug?
Quimby No, you idiot! A copy of the town's financial records went missing and now someone is blogging about them.
Quimby Since this is time-sensitive and your skills as a detective leave ah... much to be desired, I'll let you use my copy of NSA's new 'Super Snooper' software.
Wiggum Sure think Mayor, I'll get right on it!
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 1" which is to "Make Cheif Wiggum Procrastinate". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward.
Wiggum This spying software is great! It's like a video game except everything is in real time and I can't use donuts to speed it up.
Wiggum ...
Wiggum Do something, you boring productive members of society!
Wiggum ...
Wiggum That's it, you have three seconds to do something interesting or I'll shoot!
Wiggum Three!
Wiggum Two!
Wiggum *BANG*
Wiggum Oops, I fired early. Also, I shouldn't have fired at all.

Pt. 2

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Lou, is shooting a computer under warranty?
Lou We don’t have any warranties. You told me to use that money to buy police cut-off shorts.
Wiggum And you’ve never looked better, Lou.
Eddie If you need to use a computer, why don’t you head down to the Java Server. They have free Wi-Fi, as well as free refills, freeloaders, and free Tibet merchandise.
Wiggum Great idea, Eddie. When Christmas bonus time comes around, expect an extra pair of cut-offs.
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 2" which is to " Make Chief Wiggum Use free Wi-Fi at the Java Server". It takes 3 hours and the player receives total Cash235 and XP45 in reward.
Wiggum All-you-can-drink pumpkin spice lattes? I should have shot my computer sooner!
Wiggum Wait a minute, Super Snooper says that the blogger’s been posting from this very cafe.
Wiggum Time to get up and do some good old-fashioned detective work. Eh, I’ll just scoot my chair over.

Pt. 3

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy Finally I’ve found a form of activism that doesn’t require participating in 5K’s ‚blogging!
Comic Book Guy And all this publishing of Springfield’s shameful misuse of public funds has actually made me lose a little finger weight. I can’t wait to buy new gloves!
Comic Book Guy Now time to become my sexy Guy Fawkes alter ego and tear down the government. What scandal should I scan in today?
Comic Book Guy How about the Mayor’s private jet with the name ‚ ‘Mayor Force Fun’.
Comic Book Guy Two puns in one name?! Shameless!
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 3" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Become a Slacktivist". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total Cash140 and XP20 in reward.

Pt. 4

After tapping on Chief Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Freeze, fatty! You’re under arrest.
Comic Book Guy You can’t arrest me if you can’t catch me.
Wiggum But you didn’t go anywhere,
Comic Book Guy You and I both know how embarrassing that chase would be.
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 4" which is to "Make Chief Wiggum Bust Budget Blogger". It takes 10 hours and the player receives total Cash450 and XP100 in reward.

Pt. 5

Wiggum Alright, whistleblower. You’re under arrest for theft of government property, espionage, and murder.
Wiggum But if you confess to the first two, we'll drop the murder charge.
Comic Book Guy I own all the Law and Order action figures, so I know I have the right to a fair and speedy trial with a jury of my peers.
Wiggum “Fair and speedy trial?” There’s no way that’s a thing. “Speedy” is a funny made-up word, not a law word.
Lou Actually Chief, it’s right here in the rulebook. We got to give him a trial.
Wiggum You don’t say! Huh, I’ve got a lot of families to apologize to.
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 5" which is to "Build Court House". The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.

Pt. 6

Wiggum I’m here to make you a deal. Instead of going to court, you give my son your first edition Radioactive Man comic and we’ll wipe this whole business under the rug.
Ralph Paper tastes better when it has super heroes on it.
Comic Book Guy I’d rather go on a hunger strike… and that means something coming from a man my size!
Comic Book Guy Speaking of hunger, it’s been an hour since I last ate. Can I have a Krusty burger?
Ralph Krusty burgers are for law abiding citizens. And due to a recent sponsorship, last meal recipients.
Comic Book Guy Then take me to the courthouse! At least they have a cafeteria.
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 6" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Attend Court Hearing", "Make Chief Wiggum Attend Court Hearing", and "Make Judge Snyder Preside Over a Court Session". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash1,360 and XP310 in reward.
Judge Snyder Mr. Jefferey Albertson. How do you plead to the charges put before this court?
Comic Book Guy Not guilty!
Judge Snyder Of course you do. Everyone does. Why do I even bother asking. I think I might be bad at my job.
After the task is complete.
Judge Snyder Thanks to budget cuts and my waning attention span, we go straight from plea to verdict! And the court finds the defendant NOT-GUILTY.
Judge Snyder Sorry, slip of the tongue, I mean GUILTY. Man, I really AM bad at my job.
Judge Snyder The mandatory punishment for this crime is SHAME! I sentence you to a week confined to a pillory in front of town hall.
Comic Book Guy But I belittle kids for a living. Kids with free afternoons and access to overly ripe tomatoes!
Judge Snyder Due to your girth and wrist size, we’ll have to order a new extra large pillory from, Take a Chill Pill-ory.
Judge Snyder Unfortunately, because of our over strained budgets, and the fact that such a store has never existed in the show, we don’t currently have such a store.
Judge Snyder So you’re free to go.
Comic Book Guy The irony. The same bureaucracy I was fighting to stop, saved me from humiliation and embarrassment. Thank you, misappropriated funds!
Judge Snyder On an unrelated note, the courthouse cafeteria is closed until further notice.
Comic Book Guy Worst‚ Victory‚ Ever!

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield

Pt. 1

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark

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My ratings are in a slump, and the network is threatening to replace me with one of the members of the Blue Man Group. I'm not sure which one, but nobody is.
Lisa Why don't you follow in the footsteps of Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite and uphold the highest standard of journalism?

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Little girl, you've given me a great idea. I should tell my security to not let little girls into the building.

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I've got to get back to my roots - special interest pieces on the diverse and welcoming community that is Springfield.

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Now time to find some nut job whose depressing tale I can peddle for profits.
The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 1" which is to "Make Brockman Find a Human Interest Piece". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash275 and XP55 in reward.

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It seems someone forgot to sign out of this computer. But as a professional journalist, I'm above digging through someone's dirty laundry.

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Note to self: return Monty Burns' dirty laundry before he grows suspicious.

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Well, one click won't hurt!... AHHH! So many exotic photos of Chief Wiggum! Eew, the apple in his mouth was a poor choice.

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Wait, what's this Super Snooper thing? *Gasp* Wiggum has been spying on the whole town.

Pt. 2

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark

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This 'spy' story could finally make me important enough to have a Wikipedia page that I didn't write. Or better yet, it could be used to spy me up an even better story!

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That'll keep that blue man where he belongs - Vegas! And sometimes on tour!
The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 2" which is to "Make Brockman Snoop on Fellow Springfielders". It takes 5 hours and the player receives total Cash300 and XP60 in reward.

Pt. 3

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark

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My job is saved thanks to all this government sanctioned dirt. Time for a tough choice.

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Take the boring stupid high road and report on Chief Wiggum spying.

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OR take the totally awesome low road full of winners and report on gossip.
The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 3" which is to "Make Brockman Broadcast Internet Gossip as News". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total Cash325 and XP65 in reward.

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I'm happy to report tonight's edition of "Eye on Springfield" won its time slot, beating out both tone bars and OFF.

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And now the actual news of the world will be scrolled on screen faster than the human eye can read.