The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 37 content update

Template:Semi The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 37 content update is the The thirty-fifth content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out and was bereleased on November 7, 2013. It included two characters, Kirk and Luann. Three buildings, Bachelor Arms Apartments, Cracker Factory, and Office of Unemployment and three decoration, the Southern Cracker Fountain, Golden Calf Idol, and Fleet-A-Pita Van.

Characters

Image Name Unlock message Luann Kirk I'm here because I have nowhere else to go!

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required Bachelor Arms Apartments 253,500 Kirk Level 37 Office of Unemployment 310,500 Cracker Factory 150 Luann

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required Southern Cracker Fountain 30 Golden Calf Idol 30 Fleet-A-Pita Van 500 5,600

Gameplay

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Level 37 Gameplay

Candy Day

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark Milhouse, you look different. New inhaler? New medicated scalp shampoo? New spine shaper? This is what I look when I'm happy. What do you have to be happy about? You're Milhouse. Exactly! And today is Milhouse Day! It's a holiday I just invente, and it occurs every day! No parents, no homework, and no ear medicine -- just all the candy we can eat! This will go down in history! That's a tall order considering our video-game-shortened attention spans... Oh hey Milhouse, you look different. The player receives "Candy Day" which is to "Make Bart Shop at Kwik E Mart" and "Make Milhouse shop At Kwik E Mart". It takes total 1 hours and the player receives total 240 and 44 in reward.

Bachelor Arms

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark I'd hate to seem "un-cool" or "un-hip" or "without wiggy" but... I've noticed a lot of children happily wandering around without the judgmental eye of a parent questioning all of their choices. Look Marge, when you asked to help with the Church's bake sale, I expressly forbade meddling. Mmmmm... And grumbling. Alright fine, as a favor to God, what is you concern? It's Milhouse. I'm starting to think that he's a bad influence on Bart. Right, and Jesus was a bad influence on Judas. Instead of talking to THE father, why not talk to HIS father? My wife tells me he's in the doghouse again at the Bachelor Arms. The player receives "Bachelor Arms" which is to "Build the Bachelor Arms". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 100 and 10 in reward.

Weekend Dad Pt. 1

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark Dad! You’re back! Just when I thought I would have to go through puberty without male guidance. Luckily, I’m a late bloomer. Kirk All the Van Houten’s are late bloomers. It’s actually our family crest. Kirk My head hurts. The last thing I remember was arguing with your mother. Kirk Then I woke up in my old bachelor pad, locked in the trunk of my racecar bed. Kirk Is this Springfield? What happened here? That’s a long story, but I can tell you all about it! Kirk How about over dinner? Good ol’ dad’s gonna treat you to the finest restaurant in town! Let me check the change purse... Kirk On second thought, how about the finest restaurant most recently shut down by the health department? The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 1" which is to "Make Kirk Eat at Krusty Burger" and "Make Milhouse Eat at Krusty Burger". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total 180 and 30 in reward. Thanks, Dad — that was fun! Maybe we should make it a weekly thing? Kirk Let’s not get our hopes up son. I am Kirk Van Houten after all — I may not always be rolling in so much spare change. Kirk But it’s a new Springfield and a new me! From now on, when I cry in the shower, it will be standing up!

Weekend Dad Pt. 2

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark Kirk, I’m glad you’re back. Milhouse has been a real bad influence on Bart lately. Kirk Milhouse is now the bad kid! My kid is really moving up in the world. Usually it’s Bart who needs to be reined in. You’ve been gone for 36 levels and you have the gall to give me parenting advice? Kirk 36 levels? How many characters did they have to go through to get to me? Did they even have names? I thought you knew. I’m really sorry to be breaking the fourth wall like this. Frankly, it’s cheap storytelling. Kirk Cheap storytelling is all I deserve. Kirk No, I’m the new Kirk and I’m not going to let this get to me. Kirk I’m fine with level 36. 36 was a good year — I had most of my hair at 36. You’re actually level 37... Kirk I lost all of my hair at 37! They built an amusement park before bringing me back! Can you believe that, kid? I think I followed the wrong blue haired fat man home from the grocery store... The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 2" which is to "Make Kirk Cry Sitting Down in the Shower". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 275 and 55 in reward.

Weekend Dad Pt. 3

After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark Kirk There are just no job opportunities for a salt of the earth unsalted cracker man like myself. Maybe you should try something new? Kirk Wafers? Biscuits? Tortillas? Biscotti? Maybe you need to think a little bit more outside the box. Kirk But I already lost the company millions with Crackers in a Bag. Why don’t you go out and look for something new? I’m sure you’ll be bringing home the bacon in no time. Kirk Bacon? Not on my budget. The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 3" which is to "Make Kirk Thaw Frozen Hotdogs in the Sink". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 375 and 80 in reward. Kirk What am I doing? I was given a fresh start and already I’m eating expired partially thawed hot dogs. Kirk Luann will never take me back if I don’t turn myself around and get a job. Maybe you should talk to Reverend Lovejoy. Kirk Because he always offers sage advice to those in need? No, he’s just a bit friendlier to people showing up at his doorstep uninvited.

Weekend Dad Pt. 4

After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark Kirk Reverend, I’m here because I have nowhere else to go. I understand. Desperation is the number one reason why people turn to religion. Kirk Great, I’d like some money please. You can’t just ask for money. Kirk Isn’t that the point of the collection plate? *sigh* If I get you a job interview, will you promise to leave and never to come back? Kirk At least the first part! The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 4" which is to "Make Kirk Work at the School". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 700 and 160 in reward. You want to learn the ancient art of groundskeeping do ye? Well, it’s going to be a long road filled with arduous trials. Why I bet you don’t know the first thing about being a groundskeeper? Kirk If someone vomits, clean it up. You’re a natural. Like a young me, only sadder. And fatter. And older. Now hold open this trash bag while a student volunteer shovels in pig guts. Add some chopped onion and you’ll have a mean haggis. Haha! Milhouse’s dad has a job!

Weekend Dad Pt. 5

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark You’re the school janitor? Couldn’t you find an embarrassing soul-crushing job somewhere where everyone I know WOULDN’T see you? Kirk Actually, it’s an unpaid internship. But I get to take home the uneaten taco shells every Taco Tuesday! But if you’re not getting paid, why even take the job? Kirk Because life is like a marriage… you just have to keep plugging away at it no matter how awful it is. Kirk Besides, do you think a success story like Kent Brockman gets paid just to lie around all day? The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 5" which is to "Make Brockman Relax". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 170 and 27 in reward. Kirk Well that certainly showed me. I really wish I could have it that easy. Why can’t you? Kirk There’s just nothing like that on my list of jobs.

Weekend Dad Pt. 6

After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark Kirk Uh hey Principal Skinner. All these cleaning supplies are giving me a rash, and my health insurance turned out to be just a band-aid and a tic-tac. How much are we paying you? Kirk Nothing. Oh no, we can’t afford that. You’re fired, immediately. Kirk Oh no, another failure. What am I going to do? Mr. Van Houten, perhaps I can be of some help. Kirk Marry Milhouse and give me one less mouth to feed? Not in a thousand years. But there’s a job opening at the Springfield Library. Kirk What is it? CEO? CFO? Head Librarian? The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 6" which is to "Make Kirk Work as a Library Door Monitor".

Weekend Dad Pt. 7

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark Alright, vagrant. I’m placing you under arrest for loitering without a laptop or half-finished screenplay. Kirk But I’m not a vagrant or a hack writer! I work here! A likely story! And a pretty good one. Good enough that it belongs in MY half-finished screenplay “All Hail the Chief: A Wiggum Adventure.” Lou, bring him in for questioning about his backstory. The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 7" which is to "Make Kirk Serve Time". It takes total 24 hours and the player receives total 700 and 160 in reward.

Weekend Dad Pt. 8

After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark Mr. Van Houten! Before you return to your life of drudgery, perhaps you and I could come to some sort of favorable agreement. I happen to have a legitimate job that needs doing, but all my employees are only trained in illegitimate jobs. You see, an associate of mine has built some new condos, and it would please him greatly if someone were to help him in the sales department. Kirk Like a real-estate agent? I suppose you could look at it that way; but no, in reality not so much. Perhaps I could say you have no choice in the matter. That it’s either this or you sleep with the fishes. Kirk That’s a choice. I can see why your wife divorced you. Kirk That was a low blow. Lucky for you, I respond well to being belittled. You’ve got yourself an employee. The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 8" which is to "Make Kirk Advertise Condos". It takes total 12 hours and the player receives total 520 and 110 in reward.

Weekend Dad Pt. 9

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark Hot dog! That’s some top notch standin’. You interested in graduatin’ up to the big leagues? Kirk I’ll do anything to get out of being a human sign! What do you need? A human scarecrow. Them crows can smell failure a mile away. Kirk A job where failure’s a requirement? Everything’s coming up Kirk! You’ll have to provide your own tattered clothes... but I sees you got those already. The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 9" which is to "Make Kirk Protect Crops". It takes total 16 hours and the player receives total 600 and 120 in reward.

Weekend Dad Pt. 10

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark Dad, I haven’t seen you in ages. Is it because you found a job? Kirk I didn’t just find one job, I found several. Why work one job with benefits when you can work lots of jobs without any at all? It’s the new American dream! Kirk Great, want to go eat out at a restaurant to celebrate? Even better idea. How about I go work at a restaurant to celebrate? The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 10" which is to "Make Kirk Work as an Assistant Dishwasher". It takes total 12 hours and the player receives total 520 and 110 in reward.

Luann

Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 1

After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark Luann Oh, Milhouse, my sweet sweet treasure! Mommy's come home. You're back! Finally someone who knows how to open the dryer. My pants are so damp. Luann No so fast, baby bear. Mommy has to head to the factory and check on our family's bread and butter - crackers! Luann Can you make yourself dinner? Dad taught me how to cook eggs on the radiator of the car. Luann *Sigh* Your father spends one Labor Day Weekend in a homeless shelter and suddenly he's full of hobo tricks. Luann Hold on an I'll cook you something nutritious to eat. The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 1" which is to "Make Luann make Mommy Meals for Milhouse" and "Make Luann Check on the Cracker Factory". It takes total 13 hours and the player receives total 805 and 186 in reward. Luann Milhouse, sit down, I’ve got some big news to tell you. I can’t sit down. I’m only programmed to walk and fade away into a house. Luann That is exactly the tomfoolery I won’t have time for when I’m running the cracker factory! Luann I became the new owner today! What happened to Grandpa Mussolini? Luann My first act as CEO will be to enact some new safety regulations. Luann Such as no one over the age of 80 can roller skate near the cracker cutters.

Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 2

After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark Luann Now since I am new to the world of business, I need to network to make important and exciting contacts. I could introduce you to my friends. They are the working generation of tomorrow. Luann No, I don’t want to see Kearny again... too many painful memories. So where are you going to network? Luann At the only bar in town that accepts industrial cracker salt as payment. Just don't come home with another new uncle. I think the last one stole my walkie talkies. The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 2" which is to "Make Luann Go to Moe’s" "Make Milhouse Go to his Room". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 535 and 125 in reward.

Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 3

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark Mom, what are all these boxes? Are they presents? Luann Well, they’re presents for somebody. Somebody special. Me! The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 3" which is to "Make Luann Relax in a Jacuzzi Suit" and "Make Luann Ride in the MegaGlobe". It takes 36 hours and the player receives total 1,700 and 385 in reward.

Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 4

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark Mom, you’ve been a CEO for a week and haven’t gone into the office once. You just keep ordering inspirational business posters. Luann I’ll have you know the key to success is inspirational business posters. So says this poster. Dad always says never waste your money on office decorations. Or office supplies. Or working fire exits. Luann If your father’s so smart, then why didn’t he inherit a cracker factory? I’m just worried about paying for all this stuff. Luann Don’t be. Because I’m going to hire the most expensive financial consultant money can buy! The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 4" which is to "Make Luann Get an Overpriced Consultant". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 52 and 115 in reward.

Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 5

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark I know that look. It’s the same look Dad had when he was rejected from that medical study. Do you have clinically depressed sperm too? Luann No, Milhouse. I maxed out the credit cards on that fancy consultant. Luann Looks like we’ll have to discontinue our gluten-free, salt-free, reduced-taste cracker line. The Milhouse Signature? But I told all my friends I had a cracker named after me. They’re both going to be disappointed. Luann I promise I can fix things. I just need to hire some new staff. But I thought you said all the money was gone. Luann Remember when mommy and daddy weren’t talking and tried to buy your love with two allowances. You saved all that right? I was going to buy Lisa’s love with it, but my cracker legacy is more important. You can have it. The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 5" which is to "Make Luann Run the Cracker Factory" and "Make Springfield’s Working Class Work at the Cracker Factory". Luann Look Milhouse, I singlehandedly saved the factory. That’s great! Does this mean I get my money back? Luann Sorry sweetheart but corporate bonuses come first. Luann And bad news, the Milhouse Signature was banned by the FDA. They said a cracker can’t be more than 80% cardboard.

The Investorettes Pt. 1

After tapping on Krabappel's exclamation mark The Cracker Factory is really booming, Luann. Any tips for us amateur investors? Luann Well, I could tell you my secret but then I’d have to kill you. Luann Just kidding, the cracker business hasn’t been a front for the mob since 1973. We’ve been planning to pool our money and buy a business but we can’t decide which. We’d love your opinion. I’m leaning towards a company that specializes in Hawaiian shirts for dogs. And I think Hawaiian shirts give dogs bad ideas. We’re in quite the stand off. The player receives "The Investorettes Pt. 1" which is to "Make Luann Go to an Investorettes Meeting", "Make Mrs. Krabappel Go to an Investorettes Meeting", and "Make Agnes Go to an Investorettes Meeting". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 1,540 and 360 in reward.

The Investorettes Pt. 2

After tapping on Krabappel's exclamation mark You’re right, Luann. One of the safest investments is a restaurant. But why stop there – how about a fast food franchise? Luann The timing is perfect – we haven’t built a health department yet! The player receives "The Investorettes Pt. 2" which is to "Place a Fleet-A-Pita". The player receives total 100 and 10 in reward. I’m in charge of coming up with the slogan. How about “Eat Up, You Fat Slobs!”

The Investorettes Pt. 3

After tapping on Krabappel's exclamation mark Now the real work begins, it’s time to roll up our sleeves and get cookin’! My sleeves will stay down, thank you. This isn’t Woodstock. Luann Why stress ourselves out with chopping and frying? Luann We’re business owners not business workers, let’s hire the local riffraff and pay them next to nothing. Luann Then we’ll sit back and watch the money roll in like it exploded out of a giant floating thumbs up. The player receives "The Investorettes Pt. 3" which is to "Make Local Chumps Work a Fleet-A-Pita Shift" and "Make Springfieldeans Eat at Pita at Fleet-A-Pita".

The Investorettes Pt. 4

After tapping on Krabappel's exclamation mark We’re a hit! All those years spent embezzling field trip money have finally paid off. And I think those kids still learned a lot on those retreats to the school’s parking lot. Luann It’s time to act like my husband’s waistline and expand, expand, expand! The player receives "The Investorettes Pt. 4" which is to "Have a Chain of Fleet-A-Pitas" and "Make Springfieldeans Eat at Fleet-A-Pita". Luann Thanks to cutting employee pay and replacing our meat with M.E.A.T: Meat Brand Substitute, we’re raking in the dough. Luann I think it’s finally time to splurge a little bit. I’m going to invest in some quality all-natural blue eyebrows. I think Seymour is becoming too independent – like a dog in a Hawaiian shirt. I want to get him microchipped. I was thinking of buying something nice for that lonely kid- -ney shaped pool in my backyard. Solid gold pool noodles! Ladies, we’ve done it again. Investorettes: 1 Springfield: 0. Suck it, Sucktown! You’re not allowed to come up with anymore slogans.

Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 1

After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark Kirk Hey Luann! All my years of hard work finally paid off, by not paying off at all. I’m getting free checks from the government! Kirk I’m even thinking about buying back my molars from that pawnshop. Do YOU get paid to do nothing? Luann Basically, yes. Running a cracker factory is like being on unemployment, only with more money and fewer forms. Kirk Oh man, I’ve got to fill out one form every two weeks. Why can’t I win? Luann Because you’re a loser. You’re the only man I know with a World’s Second Best Dad mug. Kirk Please give me back my job at the Cracker Factory. I’m not above begging. In fact, I’m well below it. Luann So you want to come crawling back to crackers? Luann Fine, I’ll hire you Kirk. But you’ll have to start at the beginning – as a cracker intern. The player receives "Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 1" which is to "Make Luann Run the Cracker Factory" and "Make Kirk Work at the Cracker Factory". It takes total 8 hours and the player receives total 795 and 185 in reward. Kirk Long day at the factory. Turns out I only get two 15-minute breaks and both I’m required to spend working. Kirk And I’m pretty sure half of the employees are pairs of children wearing giant trench coats. Luann You better not report those kids – I mean stacked adults – to the government or else I’ll have you fired. Kirk I didn’t think it was possible, but you’ve ruined the magic of crackers. You don’t have to fire me — I quit.

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