Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?/Quotes

Quotes

Season 11 Episode Credits

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"Brother's Little Helper"

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"Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?"

"Treehouse of Horror X"

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Bart: There's that awful script from The Cable Guy.

Homer: Let me see that. Stupid script! Nearly wrecked Jim Carrey's career! (Starts ripping up the script and then sees everyone looking at him) What?

Editor: You know, Homer, we need someone like you. Someone who doesn't immediately "poo-poo" everything he eats.

Homer: Nah, usually takes me a few hours.

Homer: So come to The Legless Frog if you want to get sick and die and leave a big garlicky corpse. PS, parking was ample.

Lisa: Dad, you're being cruel for no reason! What will people think?

Homer: People will think what I tell them to think when you tell me what to tell them to think!

Lisa: Not anymore! I don't want to be partners with a man who thinks like that!

Homer: This pea soup is as weak as the acting and nowhere near as hammy.

Lisa: Dad, that's so mean!

Homer: Always.

Santa's Little Helper: Chewy!

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