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Homer the Heretic

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Homer the Heretic
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Homer the Heretic
Required characters: Apu, Homer, Marge, Sunday Morning Homer, Ned, Lisa, Skinner
Optional characters: See currency-earning jobs
Previous quest(s): Homer the Heretic Intro

Homer the Heretic is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homer the Heretic content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Homer the Heretic Intro
Homer So... I can believe that we need to eat tuna melts every Friday, but skip the cloven hooves thing? Bacon is delicious!
Homer - Ooh Oooh, what about other religions? I was always jealous of that giant Jewish feast.
Lisa You mean the Yom Kippur feast? You know that you have to fast for a day before that right?
Homer Ooo and all of the religious holidays! And when I am at work, frequent breaks to praise Allah! I've got this all figured out.
Apu Homer, what if I told you that if you do good things for others, God will reward you?
Homer - Snobby I'd say, "It better be a darn good reward, 'cause I'm really enjoying all these holidays."
Task: "Make Apu Teach About Karma". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Learn About Reincarnation". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Karma" (x100).
Homer Okay, I gave a penny to a homeless guy.
Homer I even picked up a piece of trash. Can I have my million dollars now?
Apu - Angry That's not how Karma works. You need to put in some effort, and you're never exactly sure when the benefit will come.
Homer Oh, so it's kind of like drinking.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Sunday Morning Homer

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Lisa - Nagging Dad completely misunderstood my rant again. Mom, make him stop!
Marge - Happy Stop? I think his idea is lovely. As for me, the most important parts of the Bible are the ones about cleaning!
Marge Now go clean your room Lisa. A clean house is a clean soul!
Marge And the rest of you! Clean up all these pennies littered around Springfield and throw them in the fountain. You can't have too much good Karma!
Lisa - Nagging Mom, it's Karma, not luck!
Message Collect Karma from the Penny Fountain! It will accumulate Karma every 5 minutes for up to 5 hours, so collect from it often!
Task: "Make Marge Use Religion as a Cleaning Excuse". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Rest on Saturday". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Karma" (x260).
Message You've unlocked the "Greet Animal Friends" animated job for Sunday Morning Homer!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
"Greet Animal Friends" animated job

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Lisa Ned, you must be on my side about people cherry-picking religious practices?
Ned Absolutely. We should cherry-pick the hardest parts of each religion and force ourselves to do it.
Ned - Happy That's the only way God will know how much we love Him!
Task: "Make Ned Give Up Worldly Possessions". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Rest on Sunday". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Karma" (x460).
If Rabbi Krustofsky is owned
Rabbi Krustofsky Homer, I see you're trying out several religions. Might I suggest Judaism?
Sunday Morning Homer - Annoyed No thanks, not interested.
Rabbi Krustofsky But how can you be sure if you haven't tried it?
Sunday Morning Homer I've tried Kosher pizza. And that told me everything I need to know.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Lisa Dad, I need a ride to band practice!
Sunday Morning Homer - Sad Sorry honey, I can't. I need to light a candle for Guru Singh...
Sunday Morning Homer And then I need to thank the Magi for bringing gifts to Baby Jesus...
Sunday Morning Homer Then after that, Jesus is being born in Russia, so I have to convince Marge to make me twelve different dinners.
Task: "Make Homer Celebrate All the Things". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Miss Band Practice". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Karma" (x700).
Lisa Are you sure you can't take me? What about the good karma you'll get for helping someone?
Sunday Morning Homer - Annoyed Karma shmarma. I've found a new path to salvation: the Prosperity Gospel!
Lisa - Nagging Right... You mean the view that God rewards His followers with material wealth.
Message You've unlocked the "Dance in His Underwear" animated job for Sunday Morning Homer!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
"Dance in His Underwear" animated job

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Lisa Homer's abrupt swings from religion to religion perfectly illustrate the futility in trying to establish religious truth.
God Well you could always just ask me.
Lisa Oh, hey God.
God I would've thought you'd be more excited to meet the all-powerful Creator in person.
Lisa - Sad I AM excited to meet you. But my excitement is offset by my sadness at the death of the causal closure of physics implied by our interaction.
Task: "Make Lisa Attempt to Measure the Mass of a Non-Physical Entity". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Skinner Burn the School's Now-Obsolete Science Books". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Karma" (x980).
Lisa - Eyeroll So let me guess: you came here because you were offended by Homer's self-interested actions in the name of religion, and you're going to set him straight?
God Nah, I just needed a new game -- I got sick of Pokémon Go.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Hamburger Heaven

Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Pt. 5
God - Angry Homer! I've been looking for you!
Ned - Happy Ha-ha! Told ya, Homer! God's gonna punish you for your sacrilegious ways.
Homer - Aah Ahhhhh!!!! I'm burning! I'm on fire!!!!
Ned Good job, God.
God I didn't do anything. His new phone exploded.
Task: "Make Ned Put Out the Fire On Homer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Join Class Action Lawsuit". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Sunday Morning Homer God, if you're so good, how can you allow such a flawed product launch?
God I have my reasons. And if you thought THAT was bad, wait 'til you see what I have in store for driverless cars!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Cut-Glass Cathedral

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Pt. 1
Learn About Reincarnation Homer 4h Kwik-E-Mart Karma10, XP45
Teach About Karma Apu
Donate Bar Tips to Charity Moe
Help the Elderly Bart
Leave a Penny Then Take a Penny Kirk
Turn Water Into Coffee Brother Faith Karma20, XP70
Get Scratched By Her Gods Crazy Cat Lady First Church of Springfield
Pt. 2
Use Religion as a Cleaning Excuse Marge 4h Simpson House Karma10, XP45
Rest on Saturday Sunday Morning Homer
Deliver Bart's Report Card Skinner Springfield Elementary
Rake Leaves Willie
Teach the Highway Code Selma
Fail to Convince Lisa Brother Faith Karma20, XP70
Get Scratched By Her Gods Crazy Cat Lady First Church of Springfield
Pt. 3
Give Up Worldly Possessions Ned 4h First Church of Springfield Karma10, XP45
Rest on Sunday Sunday Morning Homer
Live in Fear of God Snake
Scare Churchgoers With God's Wrath Rev. Lovejoy
Prepare for Apocalypse Chalmers
Preach With Song and Dance Brother Faith Karma20, XP70
Get Scratched By Her Gods Crazy Cat Lady
Pt. 4
Celebrate All the Things Sunday Morning Homer 4h Simpson House Karma10, XP45
Miss Band Practice Lisa
Supply Celebrations with Food Krusty
Supply Celebrations with Moonshine Cletus
Enjoy Celebrations Too Much Paris Texan
Promote Christian Celebrations Brother Faith Karma20, XP70
Get Scratched By Her Gods Crazy Cat Lady First Church of Springfield
Pt. 5
Try to Measure God's Mass Lisa 4h Springfield Elementary Karma10, XP45
Burn Obsolete Science Books Skinner
Take a 9 to 5 Prayer Break Sunday Morning Homer
Promote Sci-Fi Religions Comic Book Guy
Prepare for Robot Instated Religions Martin
Form an Atheism Group Database
Get Creative with the Truth Brother Faith Karma20, XP70
Get Scratched By Her Gods Crazy Cat Lady First Church of Springfield