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The Blaze of Wrath

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The Blaze of Wrath
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Summer of Our Discontent
Required characters: Marge, Homer, Lisa, Bart, Normal Springfielders, Cletus, Maggie, Ned
Optional characters: Uncle Zio, Wise Guys, Calypso Self-Knowledge, The Simpsons Family, Delbert Fornby, Desert Park Ranger, Park Ranger Johnson
Previous quest(s): Communion Chameleon
Next quest(s): The Incredulous Journey

The Blaze of Wrath is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer of Our Discontent content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between June 23, 2024 and July 17, 2024
Lisa - Happy There it is: the Blazing Guy Festival! How exciting!
Marge - Happy Look! A public pay phone! How exciting!
Bart - Happy Whoa! I'm seeing things even I don't think I should be seeing.
Marge - Serious Homer! Keep the kids from seeing anything inappropriate while I use the phone.
Homer - Confused How am I supposed to do that?
Bart You could stay right where you are, fat man. It's like a total eclipse of your son.
Homer - Angry Why you little—!
Marge Excuse me, are you using the phone?
Hippie - Happy Phone? Oh wow, man, I thought it was a porta-potty. Here, maybe you can get it to flush. *hands Marge the disconnected receiver*
Marge - Annoyed *annoyed grumble*
Task: "Collect Torches" (x60).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x10).
Task: "Make Marge Worry". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Wave to Familiar Faces". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Uncle Zio is owned: Task: "Make Uncle Zio Enjoy Blazing Guy". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If any Wise Guys are owned: Task: "Make Wise Guys Not Enjoy Blazing Guy" (x2). The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Homer Isn't that Fat Tony's Uncle Zio?
Bart How should I know? You're still blocking my view.
Lisa I think it is him, Dad. And two of his leg breakers.
Louie Sorry, little girl. Legs is the leg man. I'm more of an ear, nose, and throat specialist.
Homer - Nervous Uh... good to know. But what are you guys doing at Blazing Guy?
Uncle Zio - Happy They're here with me. Coming here was a lifelong dream of mine! Music... spiritual freedom... crunchy chicks on bikes.
Bart - Sneaky Where?
Homer - Annoyed Bart! Get back behind my enormous bulk!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Desert Public Phone

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1
Marge - Scared How are we ever going to get home?
Otto Relax, funky mama. I can give you all a ride home after the festival ends.
Marge When is that?
Otto - Happy After they set the Blazing Guy on fire tonight!
Homer - Happy Great. In the meantime, everyone, split up and have fun!
Marge - Surprised What?! But what about the kids?!
Homer Lisa is responsible, Bart's already wandered off with a motorcycle gang, and I think we left Maggie at that weird art garden. Besides, I smell barbecue!
Task: "Collect Torches" (x100).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x15).
Task: "Make Marge Worry More". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Try Barbecued Desert Varmint". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Join a Poetry Slam". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Flash a Flash Mob". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Lisa - Happy This place is great! I made up a poem about the desert chameleon, and everyone snapped their fingers. That's good, right?
Marge - Annoyed I suppose... Where is your father?
Bart I think I saw him floating away on some pie fumes. Although that might have been a hallucination caused by some other fumes.
Homer - Happy Hey, Cletus. Can I try your barbecued desert varmint?!
Cletus Leg or wing?
Homer I don't care.
Cletus No, I'm asking — do you think this piece is a leg or a wing?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Desert Tents

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2
Bart - Exhausted I'm so tired. I can't wait to go home after they set the wicker dude on fire.
Lisa - Exhausted Me, too. What a day.
Homer - Sleepy So full of barbecued varmint! Just want to sleep.
Marge - Annoyed Oh, so NOW you all want to go home.
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Happy *loudspeaker* Hey, everybody! Thanks for another great Blazing Guy Festival. And now it's time for the grand finale! The lighting of Blazing Guy!
Otto - Happy WOOHOO!
Homer - WooHoo WOOHOO!
Marge - Eyeroll Woo hoo.
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Surprised What's the deal with the Blazing Guy? It's like...the wood is alive!
Lisa - Shocked The wood's not alive! It's covered in desert chameleons!
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Surprised Agh! And so am I!
Task: "Collect Torches" (x100).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x20).
Task: "Make Simpsons Anticipate the End of the Festival" (x4). The jobs take place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
If Calypso Self-Knowledge is owned: Task: "Make Calypso Self-Knowledge Get Attacked by Chameleons". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Festival Attendees Freak Out Over Chameleons" (x5). The jobs take place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Hippie - Surprised The chameleons are everywhere man!
Bart - Annoyed And you're just noticing this now?
Hippie Gimme a break, kid. The whole point of chameleons is that they blend in.
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Surprised I dropped the torch in that bucket of herbal tea!
Marge - Scared Oh, dear Lord! We're never getting home!
Lisa - Worried How are they going to set the Blazing Guy on fire now?
Homer They could use your Mom. She's acting like her hair's on fire.
Lisa - Shocked Dad!
Homer It's a figure of speech. Or is it?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Blazing Guy Attendees

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3
Bart - Worried Dad, Mom is losing it.
Homer - Serious Okay, Homer, this is it. Hero time!
Homer - Serious I know what to do. *grabs vat of super-hot grease from Cletus' barbecue stall*
Lisa - Shocked Dad, what are you doing? DON'T!
Homer - Happy Don't worry! I'll get these chameleons off the wooden guy!
Task: "Collect Torches" (x125).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x25).
Task: "Make Marge Try to Keep It Together". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Try to Stop Homer". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Throw Hot Grease at Blazing Guy". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Otto - Surprised Whoa! The chameleons all jumped off the Guy!
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Confused And it's on fire!
Hippie - Happy Yeah! Blaze, Blazing Guy, Blaze!
Homer - Happy Hooray for Homer!
Lisa - Thoughtful Wow, that is a lot of smoke.
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Annoyed It smells like burning roadkill! Gross!
Homer - Nervous Okay, not ideal, but let's stay focused on the important thing: the Blazing Guy is blazing and everything is fine.
Marge - Confused Is it my imagination or is the smoke making the clouds overhead really dark?
Homer - Nervous Fine. Totally fine.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Deluxe Desert Tent

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4
Uncle Zio - Confused I'm conflicted! The Blazing Guy is blazing very pretty, but the smoke, she is very stinky.
Legs - Happy You want I should break Homer's legs?
Louie - Confused Did I just feel a raindrop?
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Confused It hasn't rained in this area of the desert in over seventy years.
Lisa - Worried The smoke from the barbecue grease must have seeded the clouds.
Homer *catches a drop of rain on his tongue* Mmm, barbecued varmint grease rain.
Task: "Collect Torches" (x160).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x25).
Task: "Make Festival Attendees Feel Conflicted" (x5). The jobs take place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Cletus Try to Sell More Barbecued Varmint". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Jinx the Weather". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Annoyed Rain?! I hate the rain!
Bart It was like twelve drops. And Homer swallowed half of them.
Lisa - Alarmed It's still the most rain this desert has ever gotten!
Homer - Confused So what?
Lisa - Nagging So now the ground has turned to mud.
Uncle Zio - Annoyed Idiota! Our car is stuck!
Otto - Annoyed And my bus is stuck! Sorry Simpsons, no ride home from me.
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Annoyed All of our cars are stuck — and it's all Homer Simpson's fault!
Homer - Guilty Um...oops?
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Blazing Guy

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Steal Blazing Guy Torches Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Ned 4h Camping, Cacti, Parks, or Brown House Blazing Guy Torch5, XP45
Purchase Torches Calypso Self-Knowledge, Delbert Fornby, Desert Park Ranger, Park Ranger Johnson Shop or Visitable Home Blazing Guy Torch8, XP70