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The Declaration
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| The Declaration
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The Declaration is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the 4th of July 2024 Promotion of the Summer of Our Discontent content update. It requires Thomas Jefferson to be unlocked.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Thomas Jefferson's exclamation mark
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The, er, Renaissance Pleasure Fair is next week, my good fop.
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That is good to know, as I believe the Renaissance provided much fair pleasure. My name is Jefferson.
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Thomas Jefferson?
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You know me?
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Yes. You're on the $2 bill.
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Memorialized in currency you say? What a fine tribute.
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Well, er, I'm not sure it's as big a deal as you think.
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And who might you be?
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Joe Quimby, Mayor of Springfield. Hence the, er, sash.
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Springfield, eh. May I guess in which state?
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If you, er, must...
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Task: "Make Thomas Jefferson Guess Where Springfield Is". The job takes place at the Town Hall or Jefferson Memorial and takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Stand Around Awkwardly". The job takes place at the Town Hall or Jefferson Memorial and takes 4 hours.
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Are you going to make your guess, er, out loud?
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No, I'm convinced I know the answer.
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Is that, er, so?
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Are you questioning my knowledge of the nation I helped found? Sir, I was the author of the Declaration of American Independence and the Statute of Virginia for Religious Freedom, and father of the University of Virginia.
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I didn't hear "geography scholar" in there.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Thomas Jefferson's exclamation mark
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I'm basing my guess on your quaint regional accent which I find reminiscent of John Adams.
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Yeah well, er, it's more like a later President.
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Oh, you must mean his son John Quincy.
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I've been mayor for over 35 years and I've never been compared to, er, John Quincy Adams.
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You've been mayor for over 35 years?
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That's right. Diamond Joe Quimby's motto is "Leadership you count on. And on and on and on."
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That sounds more like tyranny than leadership!
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Who've you been talking to?
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Citizens of Springfield! Hearken to my voice! When in the course of human events...
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Task: "Make Thomas Jefferson Declare a Declaration". The job takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Run Off". The job takes place at Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
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...we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor!
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Boy, you sure talk purdy!
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Thank you, sir. What became of your Mayor?
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Quimby? He done did a runner whilst you were self-evidenting your truths.
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Splendid. I have sworn eternal hostility against every form of tyranny.
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That's just what I'm always swearin' against with Brandine. But she don't like when I swear.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Thomas Jefferson's exclamation mark
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Say, you're the feller on the nickel, ain't ya?
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Currency AND coinage?! What an even finer tribute!
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Well, er, I'm not sure it's as big a deal as you think.
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Tell me more about my modern legacy.
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Shucks, y'all better go talk to the folks up at the school fer that...
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...'cause you is wearin' high stockins and buckled shoes and that ain't no modern leg-I-see. *runs off*
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| Task: "Make Thomas Jefferson Head to Springfield Elementary". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or the Jefferson Memorial and takes 4 hours.
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Thomas Jefferson?
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Ahh, you must be a scholar of our nation's founding.
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Not exactly. Mother made me shell out two grand for Hamilton tickets.
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Hamilton? As in Alexander?
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Yes, it's musical theater. But I don't think you'd like it.
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No? But I adore theater. I saw Moliere's original work in Paris. George Washington and I met at the theater. What makes you say I wouldn't like it?
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Well, um... you don't come off too well in it...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Thomas Jefferson's exclamation mark
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Principal Skinner, who are you talking to?
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Oh, thank goodness, Lisa Simpson, this is Thomas Jefferson.
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Enchanté, mademoiselle.
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*giggles*
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Lisa, maybe you can explain to Mr. Jefferson how he is perceived in the modern world. *runs off*
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Just a minute. You called him "Principal". Am I to be lectured by a child instead of by the school's master?
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Yes, well, maybe we should start with that word: "master".
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Task: "Make Lisa Wonder Why This Always Happens to Her". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or the Jefferson Memorial and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Thomas Jefferson Slowly Stop Smiling". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or the Jefferson Memorial and takes 4 hours.
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This is confounding. Most confounding.
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I'm sorry, President Jefferson.
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Does it count for naught that I was the author of the Declaration of American Independence and the Statute of Virginia for Religious Freedom, and father of the University of Virginia?
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Let's just say, there are other complicating factors.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Thomas Jefferson's exclamation mark
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No, this won't do at all.
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Mr. President?
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I must redeem my image in the eyes of modern Americans. Do people know of the Louisiana Purchase, which more than doubled the size of our great nation?
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Sure, but at what cost to the indigenous peoples?
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The who now?
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Oh boy.
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Task: "Make Lisa Explain Native American History". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or the Jefferson Memorial and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Thomas Jefferson Become Increasingly Annoyed". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or the Jefferson Memorial and takes 4 hours.
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So you're saying that one of my greatest achievements as president is now viewed as brutal colonialism?
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Well...not to everyone.
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No?
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Most Americans don't know or care enough to think about it in the least.
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Aaaargh!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Thomas Jefferson's exclamation mark
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I have a solution! I'll make another great purchase and then my legacy will be restored.
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Uh, what are you thinking of purchasing?
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Why, property, of course! The greatest investment anyone can make.
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I don't know... Becoming a real estate tycoon may not be the best way for a former president to win universal acclaim these days.
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How would you spend my money?
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Hmm, for the cost of a decent-sized piece of property in Springfield... you could get two tickets to Hamilton.
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| Task: "Make Thomas Jefferson Look for Another Great Purchase". The job takes 4 hours.
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I can't live here. The game developers didn't create Monticello, so I have no home.
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Oh, don't worry about it. You'll spend nearly all your time wandering around the streets or hiding in one of the Brown Houses.
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But I was the author of the Declaration of American Independence and the Statute of Virginia for Religious Freedom, and father—
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*runs off*
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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