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The Blaze of Wrath

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The Blaze of Wrath
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Summer of Our Discontent
Required characters: Marge, Homer, Lisa, Bart, Normal Springfielders, Cletus, Maggie, Ned
Optional characters: Uncle Zio, Wise Guys, Calypso Self-Knowledge, The Simpsons Family, Delbert Fornby, Desert Park Ranger, Park Ranger Johnson
Previous quest(s): Communion Chameleon
Next quest(s): The Incredulous Journey

The Blaze of Wrath is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer of Our Discontent content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between June 23, 2024 and July 17, 2024
Lisa - Happy There it is: the Blazing Guy Festival! How exciting!
Marge - Happy Look! A public pay phone! How exciting!
Bart - Happy Whoa! I'm seeing things even I don't think I should be seeing.
Marge - Serious Homer! Keep the kids from seeing anything inappropriate while I use the phone.
Homer - Confused How am I supposed to do that?
Bart You could stay right where you are, fat man. It's like a total eclipse of your son.
Homer - Angry Why you little—!
Marge Excuse me, are you using the phone?
Hippie - Happy Phone? Oh wow, man, I thought it was a porta-potty. Here, maybe you can get it to flush. *hands Marge the disconnected receiver*
Marge - Annoyed *annoyed grumble*
Task: "Collect Torches" (x60).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x10).
Task: "Make Marge Worry". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Wave to Familiar Faces". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Uncle Zio is owned: Task: "Make Uncle Zio Enjoy Blazing Guy". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If any Wise Guys are owned: Task: "Make Wise Guys Not Enjoy Blazing Guy" (x2). The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Homer Isn't that Fat Tony's Uncle Zio?
Bart How should I know? You're still blocking my view.
Lisa I think it is him, Dad. And two of his leg breakers.
Louie Sorry, little girl. Legs is the leg man. I'm more of an ear, nose, and throat specialist.
Homer - Nervous Uh... good to know. But what are you guys doing at Blazing Guy?
Uncle Zio - Happy They're here with me. Coming here was a lifelong dream of mine! Music... spiritual freedom... crunchy chicks on bikes.
Bart - Sneaky Where?
Homer - Annoyed Bart! Get back behind my enormous bulk!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Desert Public Phone

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Marge - Scared How are we ever going to get home?
Otto Relax, funky mama. I can give you all a ride home after the festival ends.
Marge When is that?
Otto - Happy After they set the Blazing Guy on fire tonight!
Homer - Happy Great. In the meantime, everyone, split up and have fun!
Marge - Surprised What?! But what about the kids?!
Homer Lisa is responsible, Bart's already wandered off with a motorcycle gang, and I think we left Maggie at that weird art garden. Besides, I smell barbecue!
Task: "Collect Torches" (x100).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x15).
Task: "Make Marge Worry More". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Try Barbecued Desert Varmint". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Join a Poetry Slam". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Flash a Flash Mob". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Lisa - Happy This place is great! I made up a poem about the desert chameleon, and everyone snapped their fingers. That's good, right?
Marge - Annoyed I suppose... Where is your father?
Bart I think I saw him floating away on some pie fumes. Although that might have been a hallucination caused by some other fumes.
Homer - Happy Hey, Cletus. Can I try your barbecued desert varmint?!
Cletus Leg or wing?
Homer I don't care.
Cletus No, I'm asking — do you think this piece is a leg or a wing?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Desert Tents

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Bart - Exhausted I'm so tired. I can't wait to go home after they set the wicker dude on fire.
Lisa - Exhausted Me, too. What a day.
Homer - Sleepy So full of barbecued varmint! Just want to sleep.
Marge - Annoyed Oh, so NOW you all want to go home.
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Happy *loudspeaker* Hey, everybody! Thanks for another great Blazing Guy Festival. And now it's time for the grand finale! The lighting of Blazing Guy!
Otto - Happy WOOHOO!
Homer - WooHoo WOOHOO!
Marge - Eyeroll Woo hoo.
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Surprised What's the deal with the Blazing Guy? It's like...the wood is alive!
Lisa - Shocked The wood's not alive! It's covered in desert chameleons!
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Surprised Agh! And so am I!
Task: "Collect Torches" (x100).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x20).
Task: "Make Simpsons Anticipate the End of the Festival" (x4). The jobs take place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
If Calypso Self-Knowledge is owned: Task: "Make Calypso Self-Knowledge Get Attacked by Chameleons". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Festival Attendees Freak Out Over Chameleons" (x5). The jobs take place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Hippie - Surprised The chameleons are everywhere man!
Bart - Annoyed And you're just noticing this now?
Hippie Gimme a break, kid. The whole point of chameleons is that they blend in.
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Surprised I dropped the torch in that bucket of herbal tea!
Marge - Scared Oh, dear Lord! We're never getting home!
Lisa - Worried How are they going to set the Blazing Guy on fire now?
Homer They could use your Mom. She's acting like her hair's on fire.
Lisa - Shocked Dad!
Homer It's a figure of speech. Or is it?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Blazing Guy Attendees

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Bart - Worried Dad, Mom is losing it.
Homer - Serious Okay, Homer, this is it. Hero time!
Homer - Serious I know what to do. *grabs vat of super-hot grease from Cletus' barbecue stall*
Lisa - Shocked Dad, what are you doing? DON'T!
Homer - Happy Don't worry! I'll get these chameleons off the wooden guy!
Task: "Collect Torches" (x125).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x25).
Task: "Make Marge Try to Keep It Together". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Try to Stop Homer". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Throw Hot Grease at Blazing Guy". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Otto - Surprised Whoa! The chameleons all jumped off the Guy!
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Confused And it's on fire!
Hippie - Happy Yeah! Blaze, Blazing Guy, Blaze!
Homer - Happy Hooray for Homer!
Lisa - Thoughtful Wow, that is a lot of smoke.
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Annoyed It smells like burning roadkill! Gross!
Homer - Nervous Okay, not ideal, but let's stay focused on the important thing: the Blazing Guy is blazing and everything is fine.
Marge - Confused Is it my imagination or is the smoke making the clouds overhead really dark?
Homer - Nervous Fine. Totally fine.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Deluxe Desert Tent

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Uncle Zio - Confused I'm conflicted! The Blazing Guy is blazing very pretty, but the smoke, she is very stinky.
Legs - Happy You want I should break Homer's legs?
Louie - Confused Did I just feel a raindrop?
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Confused It hasn't rained in this area of the desert in over seventy years.
Lisa - Worried The smoke from the barbecue grease must have seeded the clouds.
Homer *catches a drop of rain on his tongue* Mmm, barbecued varmint grease rain.
Task: "Collect Torches" (x160).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x25).
Task: "Make Festival Attendees Feel Conflicted" (x5). The jobs take place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Cletus Try to Sell More Barbecued Varmint". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Jinx the Weather". The job takes place at the Drum Circle, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Annoyed Rain?! I hate the rain!
Bart It was like twelve drops. And Homer swallowed half of them.
Lisa - Alarmed It's still the most rain this desert has ever gotten!
Homer - Confused So what?
Lisa - Nagging So now the ground has turned to mud.
Uncle Zio - Annoyed Idiota! Our car is stuck!
Otto - Annoyed And my bus is stuck! Sorry Simpsons, no ride home from me.
Calypso Self-Knowledge - Annoyed All of our cars are stuck — and it's all Homer Simpson's fault!
Homer - Guilty Um...oops?
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20
Blazing Guy