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Dunes, Dooms, and No Diners
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| Dunes, Dooms, and No Diners
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Dunes, Dooms, and No Diners is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer of Our Discontent content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between June 14, 2024 and July 17, 2024
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Hello? Louie's Towing Company? Can you tow our car?
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You can?! Thank you! We're at the Springfield Desert Park—
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You can't? No, I didn't hear the "T" at the end of— *dial tone* Hello?
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That was the last one. Every towing company in Springfield says we're out of their service radius.
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Homer, are you even paying attention?
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Sorry, Marge, I got bored and started playing a game on my phone. I'm tapping so much, I feel like a Morse code expert.
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Try tapping "Dot-dot-dot-dash-dash-dash-dot-dot-dot".
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Does that mean "more donuts"?
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It means "S.O.S."!
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What's Morse Code for "more donuts"?
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I DON'T KNOW!
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Task: "Collect Scorpions" (x60).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x5).
Task: "Make Simpsons Play Cool Donut-centric Mobile Games" (x3). The jobs take place at Ranger's Office, Springfield Desert State Park Sign, Marge's Station Wagon, Homer's Car, Gas Stations, or the Simpson House and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Make Them Start Hiking". The job takes The Devil's Oasis, Ranger's Office, Springfield Desert State Park Sign, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House.
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Okay, start walking! I think there's a service station in that direction.
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But, Mom!
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Don't "But, Mom" me! You can walk and play on your phone at the same time.
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Yeah, kids. Listen to your mother!
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Whaaa! *trips and falls*
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I wasn't talking to you, Homer.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Desert Totem Pole
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| After completing Pt. 1
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I can't take this anymore. Going to that stupid desert park was a terrible idea!
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Honey, relax! You know what you need?
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I don't want to play a stupid mobile game! Mobile games are stupid!
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Please, Marge... Sky Finger might hear you.
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Whoa! What is all this junk?
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I think we walked into somebody's sculpture garden.
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Whoa! Is that Elvis?
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I think it's Benjamin Franklin.
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Same idea.
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Task: "Collect Scorpions" (x125).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x10).
Task: "Make Simpsons Be Confused by Weird Statues" (x4). The jobs take place at Desert Caravan, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
If Delbert Fornby is owned: Task: "Make Delbert Fornby Scare Simpsons". The job takes place at Desert Caravan, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Who the heck are you?
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WAAAAH!
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WAAAAH!
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Sorry, sir. We didn't mean to trespass. We were just admiring this sculpture of, uh...
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Elvis...
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Ben Franklin...
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That's Isaac Newton.
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Yes, of course it is.
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He invented the fig cookie.
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Oh boy...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Texxon
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| After completing Pt. 2
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What are you doing out here anyway?
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It's a long story involving someone doing sand donuts before our car broke down.
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Well, of course your car broke down when you do too many sand donuts. Isaac Newton proved that.
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Anyway, we wanted to get a tow truck to come out, but we're out of the service area.
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I'm in the service area. I get tow trucks out here all the time.
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Really? That's great!
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Oh, shoot, my battery's dead after calling all those towing companies. Lisa, can I use your phone?
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Sorry, Mom, I drained my battery taking all that video of the chameleons.
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Bart, Homer, one of you must have some battery life left.
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I had a full charge, but Homer took my phone when his ran out.
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Homer!
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Hey, your phone battery is dead, too. At least I have sweet premium in-game currency to show for it.
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*annoyed grumble*
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Task: "Collect Scorpions" (x100).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x15).
Task: "Make Lisa Be Sad Her Phone is Dead". The job takes place at Desert Caravan, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Keep Tapping His Phone Anyway". The job takes place at Desert Caravan, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Be Exasperated With Her Family". The job takes place at Desert Caravan, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Delbert Fornby is owned: Task: "Make Delbert Fornby Think These People Are Weird". The job takes place at Desert Caravan, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Homer, if your battery is dead, why are you still tapping your phone?
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I'm trying to perform CBR.
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Don't you mean CPR?
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No, CBR: Cardio Battery Resurrection. It's totally a thing.
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It's not a thing.
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Mr. Fornby, do you have a phone I could use?
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Sorry. Got rid of my land line years ago.
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But you said you got tow trucks out here all the time. How do you contact them?
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I write letters. It's a lost art.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Desert Statues Bundle
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| After completing Pt. 3
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Whoever the idiot is who designed Springfield should have put more gas stations in it.
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Marge...Sky Finger is listening... *points up*
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Don't get me started on the design of Springfield! Just another example of government of, for, and by nincompoops.
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Hey, the government is not all bad! I used to be the head of the Department of Sanitation.
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Did you say...the Department of Sanitation?
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Yep! I was also an astronaut, and an opera singer, and a snowplow driver...
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You eco-art haters are my sworn enemies! *attacks Homer* AAAAAAAH!
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AAAAAAAH!
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Task: "Collect Scorpions" (x100).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x15).
If Delbert Fornby is owned: Task: "Make Delbert Fornby Chase Homer Around His Garden". The job takes place at Desert Caravan, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Run for His Life". The job takes place at Desert Caravan, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Try to Calm Fornby Down". The job takes place at Desert Caravan, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Mr. Fornby! Mr. Fornby, calm down! That wasn't my dad. He, uh, has always tried to protect art like yours.
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I have?
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Yeah! Everyone always says Homer's taste in art is crap.
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Why you little—!
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Look, Mister, if you're going to attack your kid, it might be better if you just moved along now.
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I couldn't agree more. Is there a service station nearby where we can call for a ride?
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There is a new Texxon station that just got awarded down the road a ways.
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What do you mean it just got "awarded"?
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Not sure how, but out here in the desert, things just appear. Like, any minute now. I expect a new Desert Planet Sculpture to be awarded.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Desert Planet Sculpture
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| After completing Pt. 3
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Look, I hate to see you all go...
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But you just told us you want us to leave.
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Did I? Well, that's definitely true. Look, I can give you some army surplus snacks and boxed water and send you on your way.
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But where will we go?
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Well, I did hear a bit of a commotion a few miles north. Might be worth checking out. Seems like it happens once a year.
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Once a year! Maybe it's the Super Bowl. Or the Oscars!
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I don't think it's either of those out here in the desert, Dad.
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Not in the summer. Those are late winter commotions.
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Task: "Collect Scorpions" (x160).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x20).
If Delbert Fornby is owned: Task: "Make Delbert Fornby Give the Simpsons Old C-Rations". The job takes place at Desert Caravan, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Ask for Pizza Rolls". The job takes place at Desert Caravan, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Wonder About the Commotion". The job takes place at Desert Caravan, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Get the Family Moving Again". The job takes place at Desert Caravan, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Look! That once-a-year commotion in the desert must be this year's Blazing Guy Festival!
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Blazing Guy?! I've heard of that!
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You have?
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Sure. He's the guy who set the Devil's Oasis on fire.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Desert Casa
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