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Growing Pains

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Growing Pains
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Summer of Our Discontent
Required characters: Cactus Lisa, Cactus Bart, Lisa, Homer
Optional characters: Bart

Growing Pains is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer of Our Discontent content update. It requires Cactus Lisa and Cactus Bart to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Cactus Lisa's exclamation mark
Cactus Lisa - Happy Ahh. Another beautiful day!
Cactus Bart - Annoyed Uh-huh.
Cactus Lisa The sun, and the warm breeze...you couldn't ask for anything better than this.
Cactus Bart - Annoyed Yup.
Cactus Lisa - Annoyed What's wrong?
Cactus Bart - Annoyed I'm BORED! All we ever do is stand here in the sun and stare at chameleons.
Cactus Lisa We're...cacti. What do you want to do?
Cactus Bart We could go to Springfield and check out the Squidport!
Cactus Bart - Happy Ooh, or we could go to Krustyland! Or we could try the Devil's Deluge at Mt. Splashmore!
Cactus Lisa ...you know what? Let's do it!
Cactus Bart - Surprised Wait, really?
Cactus Lisa Sure, it could be fun!
Cactus Bart Awesome! Let's go!
Cactus Lisa Hold on! Before we go, we should probably store up some energy for the trip.
Cactus Bart - Confused Uh, and how do you propose we do that?
Cactus Lisa - Happy Let's stand here in the sun and stare at the chameleons!
Cactus Bart - Bored Oh boy.
Task: "Make Cactus Lisa and Cactus Bart Grow Together". The job takes 4 hours.
Cactus Bart - Annoyed Can we go now?
Cactus Lisa I still have a few hours left in my job.
Cactus Bart - Annoyed Quit lying. It was a dual job. We ended at the same time.
Cactus Lisa - Annoyed Oh, alright.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Cactus Lisa's exclamation mark
Bart - Happy Lis! Lis, you gotta see this!
Lisa - Annoyed I'm not falling for that again. Find someone else to throw scorpions at.
Bart No, Lis! For real! Look!
Lisa - Confused Is that a cactus? That looks just like me?
Cactus Lisa I take some offense to that. I'm my own person. I-I mean cactus.
Lisa - Shocked And she talks?
Bart - Happy Oh man, does mine talk too?
Cactus Bart Nope.
Bart - Frustrated Aw, man.
Lisa Is your cactus brother always so gullible?
Cactus Lisa You should see our Cactus Dad.
Task: "Make Cactus Bart Laugh at Bart". The job takes place at Mother Cactus and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Realize What Happened". The job takes place at Mother Cactus and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Try to Apologize". The job takes place at Mother Cactus and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Cactus Lisa Roll Her Eyes". The job takes place at Mother Cactus and takes 4 hours.
Bart - Annoyed Okay, fine. You got me.
Cactus Bart Hey, you're from Springfield, right?
Bart Yeah.
Cactus Bart - Happy Great! Can you take us there?
Bart - Confused ...take you to Springfield?
Cactus Bart - Happy Yeah! I want to jump across Springfield Gorge on a skateboard and write something a hundred times on the chalkboard!
Bart - Happy Man, this is gonna be awesome.
Cactus Lisa And while they're out being jerks, could you show me some of the nature in Springfield?
Lisa - Happy Really? Don't you want to see the tire fire?
Cactus Lisa - Grossed Out Ew, gross.
Lisa - Happy No one has ever answered that question correctly before.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Next Quest: Cactus Bart's Excellent Adventure
Next Quest: A Thorn Among Roses

Pt. 3[edit]

Previous Quest: Cactus Bart's Excellent Adventure
Previous Quest: A Thorn Among Roses
After tapping on Cactus Lisa's exclamation mark
Homer - High Wow man, look at all the colors!
Bart - Happy This is the best day ever.
Cactus Bart - Confused It was until now. Here come the girls.
Homer - High Liiiisa! There's two of you! And one's all greeeeen.
Lisa - Annoyed Bart, what did you do?
Bart We just gave Homer a donut! He looked like he wanted it!
Homer - High Jelly donut, jelly donut, jelly jelly jelly jelly...
Lisa - Suspicious What kind of donut?
Cactus Bart - Happy A homemade Cactus Jelly donut!
Cactus Lisa - Nervous Oh no.
Task: "Make Homer Hallucinate". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Cactus Bart Look Totally Innocent". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Cactus Lisa Glare at Her Brother". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Roll on the Floor Laughing". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Confused Where'd all the pretty colors go?
Lisa Dad, are you feeling better?
Homer - Confused I'm not sure. Are there still two of you? And is one of you still green?
Cactus Lisa Yeah, he'll be fine.
Cactus Bart I told you! Cactus Jelly is perfectly safe!
Homer - Curious Cactus Jelly? Was that the yummy green stuff that made the walls melt?
Cactus Bart Yup! I make it myself.
Homer - WooHoo Woohoo! Gravy train!
Homer - Dreamy I mean "Cactus Jelly train"!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Cactus Lisa's exclamation mark
Cactus Lisa There you go. Four more jars of Cactus Jelly.
Homer - Sad Aww. Only four?
Cactus Lisa That's all we have the juice for right now.
Cactus Bart We could always make more...
Cactus Lisa - Annoyed No. I hate it.
Homer Pleeeeeease?
Cactus Lisa - Annoyed Ugh, fine.
Task: "Make Cactus Lisa and Cactus Bart Get Cactus Juice From the Source". The job takes 4 hours.
Cactus Lisa All right. That's four cases of Cactus Jelly.
Homer - WooHoo Woo hoo!
Cactus Bart We should probably get back to the desert before it gets dark.
Cactus Lisa - Surprised Wait, you want to go back?
Cactus Bart Look, pulling off my own head and dripping into a bucket may sound like fun but, after four hours, it can get kind of boring.
Cactus Lisa - Confused More boring than standing in the sun and staring at chameleons?
Cactus Bart I'll race you home to find out.
Cactus Lisa - Happy You're on!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20