- For other uses of "Growing Pains", see Growing Pains.
| Growing Pains
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Growing Pains is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer of Our Discontent content update. It requires Cactus Lisa and Cactus Bart to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Cactus Lisa's exclamation mark
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Ahh. Another beautiful day!
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Uh-huh.
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The sun, and the warm breeze...you couldn't ask for anything better than this.
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Yup.
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What's wrong?
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I'm BORED! All we ever do is stand here in the sun and stare at chameleons.
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We're...cacti. What do you want to do?
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We could go to Springfield and check out the Squidport!
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Ooh, or we could go to Krustyland! Or we could try the Devil's Deluge at Mt. Splashmore!
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...you know what? Let's do it!
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Wait, really?
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Sure, it could be fun!
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Awesome! Let's go!
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Hold on! Before we go, we should probably store up some energy for the trip.
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Uh, and how do you propose we do that?
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Let's stand here in the sun and stare at the chameleons!
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Oh boy.
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| Task: "Make Cactus Lisa and Cactus Bart Grow Together". The job takes 4 hours.
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Can we go now?
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I still have a few hours left in my job.
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Quit lying. It was a dual job. We ended at the same time.
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Oh, alright.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Cactus Lisa's exclamation mark
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Lis! Lis, you gotta see this!
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I'm not falling for that again. Find someone else to throw scorpions at.
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No, Lis! For real! Look!
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Is that a cactus? That looks just like me?
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I take some offense to that. I'm my own person. I-I mean cactus.
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And she talks?
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Oh man, does mine talk too?
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Nope.
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Aw, man.
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Is your cactus brother always so gullible?
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You should see our Cactus Dad.
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Task: "Make Cactus Bart Laugh at Bart". The job takes place at Mother Cactus and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Realize What Happened". The job takes place at Mother Cactus and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Try to Apologize". The job takes place at Mother Cactus and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Cactus Lisa Roll Her Eyes". The job takes place at Mother Cactus and takes 4 hours.
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Okay, fine. You got me.
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Hey, you're from Springfield, right?
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Yeah.
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Great! Can you take us there?
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...take you to Springfield?
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Yeah! I want to jump across Springfield Gorge on a skateboard and write something a hundred times on the chalkboard!
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Man, this is gonna be awesome.
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And while they're out being jerks, could you show me some of the nature in Springfield?
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Really? Don't you want to see the tire fire?
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Ew, gross.
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No one has ever answered that question correctly before.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Cactus Lisa's exclamation mark
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Wow man, look at all the colors!
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This is the best day ever.
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It was until now. Here come the girls.
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Liiiisa! There's two of you! And one's all greeeeen.
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Bart, what did you do?
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We just gave Homer a donut! He looked like he wanted it!
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Jelly donut, jelly donut, jelly jelly jelly jelly...
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What kind of donut?
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A homemade Cactus Jelly donut!
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Oh no.
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Task: "Make Homer Hallucinate". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Cactus Bart Look Totally Innocent". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Cactus Lisa Glare at Her Brother". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Roll on the Floor Laughing". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Where'd all the pretty colors go?
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Dad, are you feeling better?
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I'm not sure. Are there still two of you? And is one of you still green?
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Yeah, he'll be fine.
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I told you! Cactus Jelly is perfectly safe!
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Cactus Jelly? Was that the yummy green stuff that made the walls melt?
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Yup! I make it myself.
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Woohoo! Gravy train!
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I mean "Cactus Jelly train"!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Cactus Lisa's exclamation mark
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There you go. Four more jars of Cactus Jelly.
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Aww. Only four?
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That's all we have the juice for right now.
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We could always make more...
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No. I hate it.
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Pleeeeeease?
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Ugh, fine.
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| Task: "Make Cactus Lisa and Cactus Bart Get Cactus Juice From the Source". The job takes 4 hours.
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All right. That's four cases of Cactus Jelly.
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Woo hoo!
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We should probably get back to the desert before it gets dark.
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Wait, you want to go back?
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Look, pulling off my own head and dripping into a bucket may sound like fun but, after four hours, it can get kind of boring.
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More boring than standing in the sun and staring at chameleons?
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I'll race you home to find out.
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You're on!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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