| Ego Trip and Fall
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Ego Trip and Fall is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer of Our Discontent content update. It requires Calypso Self-Knowledge to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Calypso Self-Knowledge's exclamation mark
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Hello Springfield! I, Calypso Self-Knowledge, do hereby ignite and alight another Blazing Guy Festival!
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Oh great. Once again, the supply of Duff Less will get cut off because of your stupid festival.
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What happens if we run out? How will we get five percent less calories and eighty-percent less taste?
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That's a little people problem. Stand aside, as I survey my domain!
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Someone's a little too high-and-mighty!
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Yeah, I don't know about the "mighty" part.
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Task: "Make Calypso Self-Knowledge Survey Her Domain". The job takes 4 hours.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Pretend to Clean Bar Glasses". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Realize He Doesn't Even Like Light Beer". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Calypso Self-Knowledge's exclamation mark
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Oh, man, what a week. Moe, I need a beer, stat!
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"Stat"?
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Marge has been binging some doctor show lately. I think it means "give me something for free".
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Not here, it don't.
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Oh, no, here comes the fairy princess again!
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What did you call me?
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Attention, everyone! Attention! I will now regale you with the rite of spectaculi ignem in the form of motion poetry.
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Motion poetry? Hey, I better not get shut down by the cops for this.
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| Task: "Make Calypso Self-Knowledge Perform Motion Poetry". The job takes 4 hours.
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So...what did that mean?
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It meant that you can't extinguish the burning needs inside of you just by pouring liquids on it.
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Hey! If this is just another one of those interventions to get my customers to stop drinking, you can get the hell out of here right now!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Calypso Self-Knowledge's exclamation mark
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Marge, Marge! I got two tickets to a tractor pull! Date night is saved!
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A tractor pull? How can I even tell which tractor is pulling which?
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That's part of the existential dilemma that makes tractor pulls so compelling!
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Attention, people of Springfield! May I have your attention?
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Oh, no. Not her again.
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Why for is she interruptin' the tractor pullin'?
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It's come to my attention that maybe I've elevated my profile to a higher level than can be appreciated by you troglodytes...
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What's she jawing on about "truck lights"?
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...so henceforth I will be keeping a low profile to appease the masses.
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Interrupting a tractor pull is no way to keep a low profile. It's like dieting at a donut shop.
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Oh, I've tried that.
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Yes, I know.
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| Task: "Make Calypso Self-Knowledge Interrupt a Tractor Pull". The job takes Willie's Tractor, Killy, Springfield Demolition Derby, Springfield Destruction Derby Ground, or a Brown House.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Calypso Self-Knowledge's exclamation mark
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Hey, here comes that Calliope Self-Important chick again! Barney, have you got any rotten tomatoes?
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They didn't start out that way but after a few hours in my pocket...
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*dodges a flung tomato* Hey! I'm not even doing anything annoying this time!
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We're still ticked because you flew off with all the Duff Less at the tractor pull.
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No, I didn't. That guy drank it all and blamed it on me in a drunken hallucination.
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Wait, what did I do?
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That's always the question, ain't it?
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Task: "Make Calypso Self-Knowledge Blame Homer for Beer Shortage". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If any Barflies are owned: Task: "Make Bar Flies Blame Homer" (x3). The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Wonder If It Was His Fault". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Wait a minute Moe! Look!
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*picks up a beer keg and flies off* Yoink!
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I dunno, Homer. It's still easier to believe that you're so drunk that I'm getting your second-hand hallucinations, than watching some girl fly off with a keg of beer.
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You're right. Better give me another beer.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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