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Project After-Party

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Not to be confused with Project After Party.


Project After-Party
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 6
Update: Winter 2014
Required characters: Homer, Lisa, Santa Claus, Willie, Cletus, Skinner, Bart
Previous quest(s): Alt: Christmas Was Here

Project After-Party is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2014 content update. An alternate version of Pt. 1 and Pt. 2 happened if Part 1 of the Winter 2014 event was missed, after completing the quest Christmas Was Here.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

On December 24, if the Toy Workshop is owned
Lisa Well, Christmas came. Despite depending on Springfield, it actually came.
Homer I guess you elves probably have to start right away making toys for next year.
Happy Little Elf Bismuth Nah, we're headed to Florida for three months of R and R.
Happy Little Elf Leopold We work hard, we party harder.
Quimby Why not stay and spend your hard-earned money right here in Springfield?
Quimby We have lots of coupons and our prices are low, low, low thanks to our permanently depressed economy.
Homer Yeah, it'll be fun. We'll go to Moe's.
Happy Little Elf Leopold It's a little dark and gloomy in there.
Happy Little Elf Bismuth And we live in underground caves.
Homer Pleease?
Task: "Make Homer Beg the Elves to Stay". The job takes place at the Toy Workshop and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Enjoy Christmas Fruit Cake". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Happy Little Elf Bismuth Okay, Homer, you talked us into it. We'll celebrate our winter break here.
Happy Little Elf Leopold You are really good at begging.
Homer - Happy My complete lack of shame is one of my few useful qualities.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 1 (alt.)[edit]

On December 24, after completing Christmas Was Here
Homer Hey, the toy workshop is full of elves.
Homer I guess you guys probably have to start right away making toys for next year.
Happy Little Elf Bismuth You kidding? We're headed to Florida for three months of R and R.
Happy Little Elf Leopold We work hard, we party harder.
Quimby Then why not stay and spend your hard-earned money right here in Springfield?
Quimby We have lots of coupons and our prices are low, low, low thanks to our permanently depressed economy. I beg you! Begggg you!
Happy Little Elf Leopold Well, okay. You are really good at begging.
Quimby That's how I keep getting elected.
Task: "Make Homer High-Five some Elves". The job takes place at the Toy Workshop and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Santa's exclamation mark
Santa Claus Homer, you fool. Don't invite the elves to party in Springfield!
Santa Claus Have you heard about the town of Kitchimitchi, Florida?
Homer No.
Santa Claus Of course you haven't! It was destroyed by Elf Spring Break 2007!
Lisa - Alarmed What do we do?
Santa Claus The elves come into town through their elf tunnel. We need something heavy to put on the hatch so they can't push it open.
Santa Claus Something really heavy. Comically, ludicrously, impossibly heavy in a way no real thing could be.
Bart - Laughing He's talking 'bout you, dad.
Task: "Make Homer Stand on the Elf Cave Hatch". The job takes place at the Elf Cave and takes 4 hours.
Santa Claus No good! The elf party power is too much. They've pushed Homer off the hatch and they're all over town!
Lisa What are you going to do, Santa?
Homer Hm. Santa's filling the stockings.
Homer Now he's turning with a jerk.
Bart And he's laying a finger beside his nose.
Marge And giving a nod.
Homer Up the chimney he goes.
Bart - Surprised Dude split on us!
Lisa - Deadpan We are so screwed.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2 (alt.)[edit]

After tapping on Santa's exclamation mark
Santa Claus You fools. Don't invite the elves to party in Springfield!
Santa Claus Have you heard about the town of Kitchimitchi, Florida?
Homer No.
Santa Claus Of course you haven't! It was destroyed by Elf Spring Break 2007!
Lisa - Alarmed What do we do?
Santa Claus We need something heavy to put on the hatch so they can't push it open.
Santa Claus Something really heavy. Ludicrously, impossibly heavy in a way no real thing could be.
Bart - Laughing He's talking 'bout you, dad.
Task: "Make Homer Stand on the Elf Cave Hatch". The job takes place at the Elf Cave and takes 4 hours.
Santa Claus No good! The elf party power is too much. They've pushed Homer off the hatch and they're all over town!
Lisa What are you going to do, Santa?
Homer Hm. Santa's filling the stockings.
Homer Now he's turning with a jerk.
Bart And he's laying a finger beside his nose.
Marge And giving a nod.
Homer Up the chimney he goes.
Bart - Surprised Dude split on us!
Lisa - Deadpan We are so screwed.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Wow. Who would've thought elves would party so hard?
Ned Topless guys chugging beer!
Apu Topless women with stars painted over their boobs!
Ned A KBBL broadcast tent!
Kirk A bikini dance-off on the Duff Party Stage!
Ned Homer, get down from that bikini contest.
Homer - WooHoo Woo! Spring Break Springfield. Vote for me, party hounds!
Ned There's noisy, drunk selfish elfish all over town. We've got to round them up!
Homer What do I do when I catch one? Won't it just fly away again?
Ned Stuff it in a mason jar. I have a lot of mason jars. I just love canning.
Task: "Collect Elves" (x10).
Homer Oh, they're hard to catch when they're having this much fun.
Happy Little Elf - Drunk I'm peeing on someone's lawn!
Happy Little Elf - Drunk I'm taking that idea to the logical next step!
Quest reward: Tapped Out Elf Bells.png200 and XP10

Next Quest: O Cannonbaum Pt. 1

Pt. 4[edit]

Previous Quest: O Cannonbaum Pt. 1
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Shocked How can you do such a terrible thing as put elves in bottles and shoot them out of a cannon?
Professor Frink Relax, young lady. I've aimed the cannon so they will land in soft snowbanks near the North Pole.
Professor Frink There, helpful polar bears will shatter the bottles with a swipe of their mighty paws, freeing the elves to defend themselves from the bears' insatiable hunger.
Lisa - Sad Those poor elves, eaten by polar bears! On the other hand, those adorable bears, starving because of global warming...
Task: "Make Lisa Agonize Over a Moral Choice". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
Lisa Is it possible we could use the cannon to shoot bags of dog food to the polar bears?
Professor Frink Possible, yes. Likely, no.
Quest reward: Tapped Out Elf Bells.png200 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Nelson My mom has entered so many wet T-shirt contests for the elves that she caught pneumonia.
Homer That's terrible. Whose boobs will the elves get to see caressed by wet, clingy cotton?
Homer Tend to your mother, Nelson. I shall take her place.
Nelson Okay. But we get ten percent of any money shoved into your underwear.
Homer No, Nelson. That ten percent goes to the church.
Task: "Make Homer Perform in Wet T-Shirt Contests". The job takes place at the Toy Workshop and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out Elf Bells.png200 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Marge - Surprised Homie!! There are elves all over the kitchen, and they're baking something in the oven!
Happy Little Elf Bismuth It is elven wayfarer's bread, or "yumbas".
Happy Little Elf Leopold When you have no other food, it will sustain you on long journeys, or all-night rave dances.
Homer Weird food made by magical creeps? I'll try it.
Task: "Make Homer Eat Yumbas". The job takes place at the Toy Workshop and takes 10 hours.
Homer - Dreamy This elf bread is fantastic! I feel like snuggling for hours! What's in this stuff?
Happy Little Elf Bismuth Mainly a buttload of pot.
Quest reward: Tapped Out Elf Bells.png200 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Chalmers SKIN-NER! Why are drunk elves cavorting naked on the monkey bars?
Skinner One of them is Ralph, so it counts as a student learning about foreign cultures.
Chalmers Just have the Groundskeeper Willie get rid of those leprechauns.
Willie I'm Scottish, not Irish. I know nothing about the wee folk of the Celtic Tiger.
Chalmers But you know how to dynamite gophers, so improvise.
Task: "Reach Level 10 and Build Shack".
Task: "Make Willie Repel Elf Partygoers". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 16 hours.
Willie - Angry Ach, the wee elves have run under me kilt.
Willie It's all over for Willie!
Willie "Willie's" the name Willie calls his willie.
Quest reward: Tapped Out Elf Bells.png200 and XP10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark
Cletus - Elf Hat Hey, elves. If your late-night partying has done left you hungry as a wall-eyed mule, why not come down to Cletus's Vittle Shack.
Cletus - Elf Hat We's got all your favorites: Chipmunk on a Stick with dipping sauce...
Brandine Somethin' Stew...
Cletus - Elf Hat That Thing What I Found in the Crick.
Brandine So come on down. We're always open, 'cause our door fell off.
Cletus - Elf Hat All food locally sourced and no more'n three or four days dead.
Task: "Make Cletus Feed the Elves". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out Elf Bells.png200 and XP10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Skinner Lisa! I need your help to find another way besides the Elf Cannon to get elves out of Springfield.
Lisa You agree with me it's not humane?
Skinner Oh I'm fine with blasting elves to who knows where, but the cannon is balanced for donuts, and no one is spending.
Skinner The cheap bastards.
Skinner We have to find a non-premium alternative, and with your expert knowledge I thought you could help.
Lisa What expert knowledge?
Skinner You've watched more "Happy Little Elves" TV shows than any girl in history.
Lisa While you can learn a lot of important life lessons from TV...
Skinner And freemium games.
Lisa - Annoyed ...I think we're going to need to do a little more serious research.
Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build Library".
Task: "Make Lisa Research Elves". The job takes place at the Springfield Library and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Skinner Look at Self Help Books". The job takes place at the Springfield Library and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out Elf Bells.png200 and XP10

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Lisa Good news, Dad. According to our research, elf infestations like this one always end by the middle of January.
Lisa No one is sure why, but one theory is they want to be home in time to honor Doctor King.
Lisa So you don't have to use the Elf Cannon anymore!
Homer Okay, Lisa, I'll stop. But I doubt Sky Finger will.
Homer That person obviously gets cruel kicks from blasting tiny helpless creatures into space.
Homer Sometimes I worry about our world.
Task: "Fire the Cannon Without Mercy" (x9).
Quest reward: Tapped Out Elf Bells.png200 and XP10

Pt. 11[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Well, Sky Finger continues to show no mercy.
Homer Although it is fun to watch those little guys fly.
Homer I just hope Sky Finger is careful. What if it accidentally tapped on something that wasn't an actual elf?
Skinner Yes, indeed. What if...
Skinner Children! Announcing a new uniform for our special "Bright Future" students, Bart, Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney.
Skinner Now you can proudly wear a belled hat, pointy shoes, and green makeup as proof that your futures will be very unusual.
Task: "Make Skinner Try to Dress Bart as an Elf". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 16 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out Elf Bells.png200 and XP10

Pt. 12[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart I dunno. There's something about those curly toe shoes that looks familiar.
Skinner Anyone wearing the uniform will be honored with free chocolate pudding in the cafeteria.
Bart Deal. But pudding first. A lot of pudding.
Task: "Make Bart Eat Cafeteria Pudding". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 16 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out Elf Bells.png200 and XP10

Pt. 13[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Skinner Come on Bart, put on the elf uniform.
Bart More pudding.
Task: "Make Skinner Try to Dress Bart as an Elf". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 16 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Eat Cafeteria Pudding". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 16 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out Elf Bells.png200 and XP10