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Siren Song

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Siren Song
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 47
Update: Level 47
Required characters: Wiggum, Princess Kashmir
Previous quest(s): Testify! Pt. 3
Princess Pride Pt. 5

Siren Song is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 47 content update. It requires Florence of Arabia to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum - Eyes Wide‎ Ms. Kashmir? I'm sorry to interrupt this fan dance mid-fan, but are you an acquaintance of Freddy Quimby?
Princess Kashmir That handsome young man with a flashy ride?
Wiggum - Drunk‎ Freddy Quimby, ma'am, not me.
Wiggum No? Nothing? Alright, fine.
Wiggum Well if you wouldn't mind, we'd like to ask you some questions down at the station.
Princess Kashmir I'm sure this drunken horde of men won't mind me stopping my exotic dance early for the sake of civil justice.
Wiggum - Eyes Wide Of course they won't -- drunk young men always respect the law.
Wiggum - Serious‎ Lou, get the riot gear and for the love of god don't let anyone get a hashtag going.
Task: "Make Princess Kashmir Answer Questions Downtown". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 4 hours.
Princess Kashmir At the club, he pretended to twist his ankle and insisted I help him into Moe's.
Princess Kashmir But I really think he just wanted a girl on his arm to impress the sad hunchback who owns the bar.
Moe - Sad I don't understand why I have to be here for this.
Wiggum - Serious‎ And that's the last time you saw Freddy Quimby that night?
Princess Kashmir Yes, I hope that helps.
Princess Kashmir He and his family seem like such nice people, like American royalty. Commemorative plate stock.
Wiggum Thank you. And now... just a few more questions.
Lou Sir, you're questioning this girl longer than you questioned that suspected serial killer.
Wiggum Yeah, but that guy wasn't pretty OR nice.
Wiggum And he kept saying he was going to use my bones as a wind chime. Probably innocent anyway.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Lou Chief, there's a problem. I found hundreds of parking tickets in Miss Kashmir's name.
Princess Kashmir - Sad Oh, no, I must have left my car in a loading zone before the meltdown that destroyed the town.
Wiggum - Drunk Don't you worry your pretty little head, we'll talk to the judge about them.
Lou You didn't clear any of those suspected serial killer's parking tickets.
Wiggum Jeez Lou, didn't know you two were best friends.
Wiggum Just try not to get any more tickets in the meantime, Ms. Kashmir.
Wiggum And watch out -- there's a suspected serial killer on the loose.
Task: "Make Princess Kashmir Practice Kicks". The job takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum - Sad‎ I have good news and bad news, Ms. Kashmir.
Wiggum - Sad The bad news is I couldn't get the tickets dismissed. You have been sentenced to 24 hours of community service.
Princess Kashmir What's the good news?
Wiggum - Eyes Wide‎ That I finally got to use the expression "I've got good news and bad news"!
Princess Kashmir - Sad First I danced for money.
Princess Kashmir - Sad Then I danced because I was happy.
Princess Kashmir - Sad And now I dance because I am sad.
Wiggum - Eyes Wide As long as you're dancing!
Task: "Make Princess Kashmir Dance Around Town". The job takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20