The Tipping Point/Quotes
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- Bart: Put down your books and read a phone sometime.
- Ned Flanders: We're not going to Krustyland. We're going to church.
- Rod and Todd: Yay!
- Lisa: So Mom and Dad are punking us, and this is really gonna be a fun thing?
- Bart: Exactly, we are getting funk'd.
- Homer: You want a tip? It's self-serve. We did all the work.
- Raphael: Hey, that iPad didn't swivel itself.
- Homer: At least nobody's leaning over my shoulder to shame me into leaving a tip.
- Sandee: Actually, there is room at the bottom for an additional gratuity. Right next to where I pre-thanked you.
- Homer: What? They include the tip, and then I have to tip on top of the tip? A tip top tip?
- Marge: We don't have $10,000. We don't have 10,000 of anything.
- Homer: Look, baby, no one's madder at me than me, but me have a plan. We call the credit card company, report the card stolen, and then shave our heads and join a cult. One of the ones where you don't have to have sex with the leader.
- Marge: There is no such cult!
- Homer: For once, people aren't judging me by the content of my character but by the content of my wallet.
- Bart: Dad, where's my bike?
- Homer: How would I know? I don't know. You probably lost it.
- Bart: Dad...
- Homer: I tipped it! I gave it to my barber because he cleaned up my eyebrows. [crying] I'm so sorry, Bart! I'm so sorry.
- Homer: Marge, for once you're right. I have a serious problem. But, like any addiction, it can easily be stopped by just deciding to stop.
- Moe Szyslak: Where you going?
- Homer: I can't stop tipping, Moe. I'm hooked on the rush. I got a monkey on my back, and he's got his hand out.
- Moe: But what about us?
- Homer: No one service worker can satisfy my needs. God help me, I'm a tip-phomaniac.
