Frinkenstein's Monster/Quotes
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- Lenny Leonard: Hey, Simpson. They got fresh donuts in the break room.
- Homer: No time for donuts. I've got to get to work. Work, work, work.
- Carl Carlson: Look at that Homer Simpson. He's the best kind of holic: Worka.
- Homer: You know, you start with huge dreams, but after 20 years at that plant, all I've got is a big ball of rubber bands.
- Moe Szyslak: For 20 years, that ball ain't so big.
- Homer: You start out, you think you're gonna have a big ball of rubber bands, then you realize, you even failed at that.
- Homer: Wow. I never knew smart people could be unhappy.
- Professor Frink: Oh, my, that's a tear. I have empathy, Which means that I am, which means that I am, in fact, human, as I have long hypothesized.
- Woman on phone: Homer Simpson? I was wondering if you'd be interested in a job At the new nuclear plant in Shelbyville.
- Homer: Me? Are you sure you don't want somebody younger or more Lenny?
- Lisa: Well, why can't I give you moral support?
- Homer: Because your moral support always comes with conditions. I shouldn't drink so much. I should stay alive so I can see you graduate. Come on. Give up those dreams, kid.
- Professor Frink: Look, sir, the deal was I would help you get the job. That's it I didn't even ask for anything. My quid was woefully un-pro quo'd.
- Homer: You can't walk out on me now. You know the saying: If you get a man a job, you feed him for a day. If you do a man's job, you feed him for a lifetime.
- Waylon Smithers: All right, Simpson, this is the 691st time you've left us for another job.
- Homer: Yeah, well, I have a good feeling about this time.
- Smithers: So, we finally said what the hell, we have a form for everything else around here, so why not this?
- Homer: Hey, you're the lady who thought she was gonna get the job. No hard feelings?
- Lori Spivak: Well, certainly, not to your face.
- Homer: Hmm, I'm sensing something beneath that remark.
- Dr. Spivak: Nothing I'll share with you. Until it's too late.
- Dr. Spivak: You alternate between grasping for basic English and incredibly complex answers. You're like an idiot that ate a genius.
- Homer: Are you insulting my brains or complimenting my appetite?
- Professor Frink: You cannot tell me what to do.
- Homer: Yes, I can. As long as you tell me how to say it. Come on, tell me how to say it.
- Smithers: Are you coming back to work here "hat-in-hand," "defiant," "begging for mercy..."
- Homer: Um, is there a box for "preposterous scheme that blew up in my face"?
- Smithers: Of course there is. Did you... Learn a lesson or not?
- Homer: I did, but I'll soon forget it.
- Smithers: Welcome back, Simpson.
- Homer: Don't bug me, I'm on a break.
