Bart to the Future/Quotes

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	Season 11 Episode Quotes
← 242 "Pygmoelian"	243 "Bart to the Future"	"Days of Wine and D'oh'ses" 244 →

Marge: I'm not sure mosquito season is the best time to visit Larva Lake.

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Kent Brockman: According to the latest polls, Americans have emphatically said, "Smell you later," to President Simpson's refund adjustment.

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Marge: Shouldn't we wait for Lisa? She IS the President.

Homer: She knows what time dinner is.

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Flanders: Hi Bart. How much this time?

Bart: Dude, you got me all wrong.

Flanders: Oh, really? Well, just answer me this. Are you holding your moochin' sack?

Bart: My little one . . .

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President Lisa: Oh, Bart could screw everything up.

Secret Service Agent Kearney: You want him… taken care of?

Lisa: No, just keep him out of my hair.

Kearney: Out of your hair…with extreme severity?

Lisa: No!

Kearney: Come on, every president gets three secret murders. If you don't use them by the end of the term, then pfft, they're gone.

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Lisa: My Administration will focus on the three R's. Reading, writing, and refilling the ocean.

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(Bart and Ralph are locked out and evicted.)

Bart: Ohh, I had half a beer in there! And "Bewitched" is on!

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