Treehouse of Horror X/Quotes
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- Lucy Lawless/Xena: Must… remove… breast plate!
(Nerds all take out their cameras)
- Homer: I'm caught on something!
(The camera pans to reveal that Marge is tugging on his jacket)
- Marge: I don't want you looting.
- Homer: But I was going to loot you a present.
- Marge: (touched) Oh, all right.
- Homer: (giggles and runs off)
- Guy: Name, please!
- Homer: Certainly. I'm ... the piano genius from the ... movie Shine!
- Guy: Uh huh, and your name is?
- Homer: Uhh, Shiny McShine?
- Homer: Hello?
- Mysterious Voice: I know you're alone!
- Homer: Uh... who is this?
- Mysterious Voice: Is this... Maude Flanders?
- Homer: No it's Homer...
- Moe: Oh! Hey Homer, it's Moe! I must have dialed the wrong number.