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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Secret Agents and Easter 2017 content update/Secret Agents/Secondary and Prizes Gameplay
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Secondary Gameplay
Joining the One Percent
After reaching $4.294.967.295:
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Good Glavin! Don't collect another cent!
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Fat chance, Poindexter: these white houses don't farm themselves
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You fool! If you take in even one dollar more, we'll exceed the bounds of binary dominion. You'll destroy us all!
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Well, I guess I shouldn't do that. Again.
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System Message
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Congratulations, you've reached the game's currency limit! You'll never make any more than this, so might we suggest spending some of that hard-earned on a Sit-N-Rotate or a few thousand Bloodmobiles?
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Environmental Protection Agency
After starting the Environmental Protection Agency dossiers:
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Task: Complete Dossiers to Defeat the E.P.A. [x9] Quest reward: Screamapillar Pond
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G.H.O.S.T.
After starting the G.H.O.S.T. dossiers:
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Task: Complete Dossiers to Defeat the G.H.O.S.T. Quest reward: G.H.O.S.T Enforcer
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C.I.A.
After starting the C.I.A. dossiers:
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Task: Complete Dossiers to Defeat the C.I.A. [x9] Quest reward: Grindhouse Assassin
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Wall Street
After starting the Wall Street dossiers:
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Task: Complete Dossiers to Defeat Wall Street Quest reward: Yakuza Boss
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Prizes Gameplay
E.P.A. Truck
After unlocking E.P.A. Truck:
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Stand aside, the E.P.A. has arrived!
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I ee-pee-yayed in my pants!
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That's E.P.A. and it stands for Environmental Protection Agency.
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That doesn't change anything. Especially my pants.
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Cappuccino Royale
After unlocking Cappuccino Royale:
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We offer one free espresso with every enemy intel drop-off.
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It helps to keep our agents wired... and wired!
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Dentz
After unlocking Dentz:
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We specialize in replacement parts, upgrades, paint, and detailing.
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What about dents?
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Dents we don't do. That's why we spell it “Dentz”. We're hoping it avoids confusion.
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From Springfield With Love
From Springfield With Love Pt. 1
After tapping on Agent Bont's exclamation mark:
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Sorry to call you out of retirement, Agent Bont, but we've lost contact with your successor. His last call-in was here in Springfield.
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A debonair super-spy, hanging out in a dump like this? Pigsties DO make perfect covers.
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We're short on time, so your first task will be check the agent's last known location.
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I'd have been here sooner, but I had to renew my license to kill and the lines at city hall on a Friday before a three-day weekend are deadly.
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We're in luck. We know that he was staying in a brown house. There can't be many of those...
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Task: Make Agent Bont Search Brown Houses [x3] (1h, Brown House)
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How now brown house? I just wanted to say that. Now, we've uncovered the place, but we've also uncovered trouble. People kept breaking in for one reason or another.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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From Springfield With Love Pt. 2
After tapping on Agent Bont's exclamation mark:
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Undergarments, charge card receipts, used prophylactics... This agent of yours was either a playboy or an avant-garde performance artist.
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He was hot on the trail of the nefarious mastermind, Nojob.
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Or did you mean, hot on the TAIL?
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No, I didn't mean that at all.
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More like hot on the tail. It looks like he was about to meet with an informant: a Miss Jenny Talia.
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It's our only lead. You'll have to make that meeting, Agent Bont. But approach with care, lest you arouse Jenny Talia's... suspicions.
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Task: Make Agent Bont Find Jenny Talia (4h, Blue House)
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I've penetrated every crack and crevice, but there's no sign of Jenny Talia.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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From Springfield With Love Pt. 3
After tapping on Agent Bont's exclamation mark:
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I'm afraid there's no treasure at the end of this trail.
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Then it's time to cache out, Agent Bont.
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Domi-Matrix! I thought I heard CPU fans.
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Care to input any last words, Mr. Bont?
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Only that I die in the flash drive light of your beautiful LED eyes.
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Task: Make Agent Bont Seduce Domi-Matrix (60s, Blue House)
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All I've ever known is 1's and 0's, but with you I've coded a 2.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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From Springfield With Love Pt. 4
After tapping on Agent Bont's exclamation mark:
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Control, I've turned an enemy agent and she's revealed the location of Nojob's secret golden lair.
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Excellent, Agent, but you're going to need more than your gold-plated gun. Procure your equipment from F before engaging.
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Task: Make Agent Bont Visit "F" (4h, Frink's Lab or Brown House)
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Here's your exploding pen -- you'll need the pocket protector, X-ray specs -- above the waist only! And a boomerang moustache, with the whooshing and return trip to the lip.
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And what about this teddy bear, F? I suppose it's some sort of plushie gas grenade?
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Good glavin, don't touch Teddy Tetrahedran!
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...he's the only thing that keeps me agah-giga-gah-hoyvan-SANE!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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From Springfield With Love Pt. 5
After tapping on Agent Bont's exclamation mark:
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I'm armed, dangerous, my tuxedo is back from the dry cleaners and I'm ready to infiltrate Nojob's evil lair.
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Let me save you that trouble, Agent Bont.
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Nojob! Eat moustache!
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Thanks to F, your boomerang moustache is no more than a low-level lip doily.
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Double-crossed by a crumb catcher?! Who could have guessed?! I suppose I should have.
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Task: Make Bont Struggle in a Death Trap (4h, Death Table)
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What the?! How did you escape?
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Your first mistake was leaving me alone after explaining your entire evil plan. Other mistakes were made, but that one sticks out.
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I don't tell you how to be handsome; so don't tell me how to trap an agent.
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The only trap you should worry about is prison - and then planning your inevitable escape.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Twelve-Day Dry Cleaners
After unlocking Twelve-Day Dry Cleaners:
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I'd like to drop off this dress for cleaning, please. How long will it take?
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Maybe a half-hour.
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Wow, I had no idea it would be so quick! I'll be back in thirty minutes!
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I wouldn't do that. It's a half-hour to clean but it's twelve days for pick-up. The cleaning is done overseas. Your dress is gonna see the world!
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Lava Machine
After unlocking Lava Machine:
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I love this lava machine! It's quick, convenient, and I can get whatever type of lava I want at the touch of a button!
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...I guarantee, my instant lava stands up to lava brewed up from the bowels of the earth.
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You Only Own Twice
After unlocking You Only Own Twice:
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Cool, a store where I can get money for all my old crap!
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Or trade it in for a load of completely new old crap!
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The Sound of Two Lips Flapping
The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 1
After tapping on Wayne Slater's exclamation mark:
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Someone is after me, I can tell. Is it another government agent looking to reprogram my mind again? Or someone else?
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I need to lay low, disappear into a mundane life. Something mind-numbing and utterly forgettable.
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Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart! Your smock and mop are in a locker in the back.
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Hands up or prepare to die, losers!
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Ugh! My black ops past keeps catching up with me.
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Don't worry, my newest employee. This is just a usual Tuesday afternoon.
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Task: Make Wayne Slater Have a Dangerous Flashback (1h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 2
After tapping on Wayne Slater's exclamation mark:
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Where am I? What happened? All I remember is being chased by some shadowy agent...
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Do you need a hand, Mr. Secret Agent Man?
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I'm in danger. There's someone after me. Do you know what that feels like?
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Boy, do I!
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Lemme show you a great way to escape!
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Task: Make Wayne Slater Drink at Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 3
After tapping on Wayne Slater's exclamation mark:
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Why are we still drinking?
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The question is: why does anyone ever stop drinking?
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I see. You're right. I shouldn't try to eliminate my past. I should embrace it.
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What? No, I was just saying we should keep drinking! *BURRRRRPPPP...*
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Task: Make Wayne Slater Practice Martial Arts (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 4
After tapping on Wayne Slater's exclamation mark:
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I believe I've achieved new heights in my mastery of deadly skills. I'm ready for the next step.
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Would that be more drinking?
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No. It's time to embrace all my training at once!
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Uh, okay. Wake me when your training gets to sitting at Moe's and hoisting beers.
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Task: Make Wayne Slater Awaken the Sleeper Agent (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 5
After tapping on Wayne Slater's exclamation mark:
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Why have you been following me?!
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Hey, lay off the lapels, pal.
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I want the rights to your life story. We want to make it into a series of webisodes.
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I completely rebuilt my body and mind for... a TV series?
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Sure. If the ratings tank, we just rebuild your mind again so you never remember any of this!
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Task: Make Wayne Slater Have 24 1-Hour Adventures (24h, Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Secret Agent Car
After unlocking Secret Agent Car:
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Gah-hoy! This secret agent car is jam-packed full of gadgets, gizmos and glayvin-mabobs!
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It's got hydraulics that go uppity-up, tricky oil slicks and guns that go ka-boom and ka-blam!
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Does it drive?
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I'm still working on that part...
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Painless Dentistry
After unlocking Painless Dentistry:
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We take the pain out of your teeth-
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-and put it in your wallet!
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Knot What It Seams
After unlocking Knot What It Seams:
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It's a tailor shop.
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Gimme a break... you try to pull off two puns in four words.
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For Your Eyes Only
For Your Eyes Only Pt. 1
After tapping on Stradivarius Cain's exclamation mark:
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Stradivarius Cain?! You've come to me again! Or am I bleeding into my brain?
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To you I may seem like a hallucination, but trust me, I'm a real person.
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That's exactly what my hallucination would say. Prove that you're real!
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Here's all the drunk-texts you sent me last night.
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Yep, those do sound like me.
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Task: Make Stradivarius Cain Polish His Golden Gun (1h, Brown House) Task: Make Homer Drunk-Text Celebrities (1h, Moe's Tavern)
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I called Rainier Wolfcastle and he said he's never heard of Stradivarius Cain. Then he said that I should never call him again.
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Stradivarius is my character's name: like McBain is to Rainier.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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For Your Eyes Only Pt. 2
After tapping on Stradivarius Cain's exclamation mark:
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So what's your real name?
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Stradivarius Cain.
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But you said --
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I never break character: I'm method.
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Didn't you just break character to explain that?
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Umm... Stradivarius Cain will take no further questions!
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Task: Make Stradivarius Be the Master of Disguises (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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For Your Eyes Only Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Lisa, could you call Daddy's doctor? I've been talking to imaginary people again.
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I told you: just because you imagined me once, doesn't mean I'm not real.
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That's right, Mr. Cain.
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Wait, Lisa, you see him too?! That means...
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I hallucinated Lisa!
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Task: Make Lisa Roll Her Eyes (1h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Stradivarius Cain Charm the Ladies (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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For Your Eyes Only Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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First Cain, now Lisa… what's next: leprechauns, mermaids, “Two for One Night” at Moe's? Are all these things fantasies in my head?
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Or maybe... all of your misbegotten adventures and horrible mishaps, where you've never gotten hurt...
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...makes one believe that YOU are imaginary!
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Task: Make Homer Do a One Hour Spit Take (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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For Your Eyes Only Pt. 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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I don't exist: I'm like Donald Trump's social media filter.
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Not existing can be beneficial. You don't pay taxes and you can never get arrested.
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I'd be a tax dodging, law-breaking god!
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I wouldn't go so far as calling yourself--
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I'M A GOD!
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Task: Make Homer Go on a Drunken Rant (6s, Simpson Home) Task: Make Stradivarius Cain Call the Cops (1h, Simpson Home)
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Alright, Turner and Hooch: it's a night in the drunk tank for you.
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You can't arrest what you can't see. I'm an illuuuuuusion!
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Sorry, Homer, but you're not imaginary: you're flesh and bone... a helluva lot of flesh and a bit of bone.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Yakuza Boss
After unlocking Yakuza Boss:
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Task: Take the Yakuza Boss Build Fight Drama (8h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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