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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Secret Agents and Easter 2017 content update/Secret Agents/Secondary and Prizes Gameplay

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Secondary Gameplay[edit]

Joining the One Percent[edit]

After reaching $4.294.967.295:
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Good Glavin! Don't collect another cent!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Fat chance, Poindexter: these white houses don't farm themselves
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png You fool! If you take in even one dollar more, we'll exceed the bounds of binary dominion. You'll destroy us all!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, I guess I shouldn't do that. Again.
System Message Congratulations, you've reached the game's currency limit! You'll never make any more than this, so might we suggest spending some of that hard-earned on a Sit-N-Rotate or a few thousand Bloodmobiles?

Environmental Protection Agency[edit]

After starting the Environmental Protection Agency dossiers:
Task: Complete Dossiers to Defeat the E.P.A. [x9]
Quest reward: Screamapillar Pond

G.H.O.S.T.[edit]

After starting the G.H.O.S.T. dossiers:
Task: Complete Dossiers to Defeat the G.H.O.S.T.
Quest reward: G.H.O.S.T Enforcer

C.I.A.[edit]

After starting the C.I.A. dossiers:
Task: Complete Dossiers to Defeat the C.I.A. [x9]
Quest reward: Grindhouse Assassin

Wall Street[edit]

After starting the Wall Street dossiers:
Task: Complete Dossiers to Defeat Wall Street
Quest reward: Yakuza Boss

Act 1 Prizes Gameplay[edit]

E.P.A. Truck[edit]

After unlocking E.P.A. Truck:
Tapped Out Russ Cargill Icon.png Stand aside, the E.P.A. has arrived!
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png I ee-pee-yayed in my pants!
Tapped Out Russ Cargill Icon.png That's E.P.A. and it stands for Environmental Protection Agency.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png That doesn't change anything. Especially my pants.

Cappuccino Royale[edit]

After unlocking Cappuccino Royale:
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png We offer one free espresso with every enemy intel drop-off.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png It helps to keep our agents wired... and wired!

Dentz[edit]

After unlocking Dentz:
Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon.png
We specialize in replacement parts, upgrades, paint, and detailing.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What about dents?
Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon.png
Dents we don't do. That's why we spell it “Dentz”. We're hoping it avoids confusion.

From Springfield With Love[edit]

From Springfield With Love Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Agent Bont's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Agent Johnson Icon.png Sorry to call you out of retirement, Agent Bont, but we've lost contact with your successor. His last call-in was here in Springfield.
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon.png A debonair super-spy, hanging out in a dump like this? Pigsties DO make perfect covers.
Tapped Out Agent Johnson Icon.png We're short on time, so your first task will be check the agent's last known location.
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon.png I'd have been here sooner, but I had to renew my license to kill and the lines at city hall on a Friday before a three-day weekend are deadly.
Tapped Out Agent Johnson Icon.png We're in luck. We know that he was staying in a brown house. There can't be many of those...
Task: Make Agent Bont Search Brown Houses [x3] (1h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon.png How now brown house? I just wanted to say that. Now, we've uncovered the place, but we've also uncovered trouble. People kept breaking in for one reason or another.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

From Springfield With Love Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Agent Bont's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon.png Undergarments, charge card receipts, used prophylactics... This agent of yours was either a playboy or an avant-garde performance artist.
Tapped Out Agent Johnson Icon.png He was hot on the trail of the nefarious mastermind, Nojob.
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon.png Or did you mean, hot on the TAIL?
Tapped Out Agent Johnson Icon.png No, I didn't mean that at all.
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon.png More like hot on the tail. It looks like he was about to meet with an informant: a Miss Jenny Talia.
Tapped Out Agent Johnson Icon.png It's our only lead. You'll have to make that meeting, Agent Bont. But approach with care, lest you arouse Jenny Talia's... suspicions.
Task: Make Agent Bont Find Jenny Talia (4h, Blue House)
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon.png I've penetrated every crack and crevice, but there's no sign of Jenny Talia.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

From Springfield With Love Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Agent Bont's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon.png I'm afraid there's no treasure at the end of this trail.
Tapped Out STEM-antha Icon.png Then it's time to cache out, Agent Bont.
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon.png Domi-Matrix! I thought I heard CPU fans.
Tapped Out STEM-antha Icon.png Care to input any last words, Mr. Bont?
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon.png Only that I die in the flash drive light of your beautiful LED eyes.
Task: Make Agent Bont Seduce Domi-Matrix (60s, Blue House)
Tapped Out STEM-antha Icon.png All I've ever known is 1's and 0's, but with you I've coded a 2.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

From Springfield With Love Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Agent Bont's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon.png Control, I've turned an enemy agent and she's revealed the location of Nojob's secret golden lair.
Tapped Out Agent Johnson Icon.png Excellent, Agent, but you're going to need more than your gold-plated gun. Procure your equipment from F before engaging.
Task: Make Agent Bont Visit "F" (4h, Frink's Lab or Brown House)
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Here's your exploding pen -- you'll need the pocket protector, X-ray specs -- above the waist only! And a boomerang moustache, with the whooshing and return trip to the lip.
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon.png And what about this teddy bear, F? I suppose it's some sort of plushie gas grenade?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Good glavin, don't touch Teddy Tetrahedran!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png ...he's the only thing that keeps me agah-giga-gah-hoyvan-SANE!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

From Springfield With Love Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Agent Bont's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon.png I'm armed, dangerous, my tuxedo is back from the dry cleaners and I'm ready to infiltrate Nojob's evil lair.
Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon.png Let me save you that trouble, Agent Bont.
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon.png Nojob! Eat moustache!
Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon.png Thanks to F, your boomerang moustache is no more than a low-level lip doily.
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon.png Double-crossed by a crumb catcher?! Who could have guessed?! I suppose I should have.
Task: Make Bont Struggle in a Death Trap (4h, Death Table)
Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon.png What the?! How did you escape?
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon.png Your first mistake was leaving me alone after explaining your entire evil plan. Other mistakes were made, but that one sticks out.
Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon.png I don't tell you how to be handsome; so don't tell me how to trap an agent.
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon.png The only trap you should worry about is prison - and then planning your inevitable escape.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Secret Agent Bonus[edit]

After unlocking James Bont:
Task: Collect Cheap Intel [x5000]
SA Bonus.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Act 2 Prizes Gameplay[edit]

Twelve-Day Dry Cleaners[edit]

After unlocking Twelve-Day Dry Cleaners:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'd like to drop off this dress for cleaning, please. How long will it take?
Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon.png
Maybe a half-hour.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Wow, I had no idea it would be so quick! I'll be back in thirty minutes!
Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon.png
I wouldn't do that. It's a half-hour to clean but it's twelve days for pick-up. The cleaning is done overseas. Your dress is gonna see the world!

Lava Machine[edit]

After unlocking Lava Machine:
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png I love this lava machine! It's quick, convenient, and I can get whatever type of lava I want at the touch of a button!
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png ...I guarantee, my instant lava stands up to lava brewed up from the bowels of the earth.

You Only Own Twice[edit]

After unlocking You Only Own Twice:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Cool, a store where I can get money for all my old crap!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Or trade it in for a load of completely new old crap!

The Sound of Two Lips Flapping[edit]

The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Wayne Slater's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wayne Slater Icon.png Someone is after me, I can tell. Is it another government agent looking to reprogram my mind again? Or someone else?
Tapped Out Wayne Slater Icon.png I need to lay low, disappear into a mundane life. Something mind-numbing and utterly forgettable.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart! Your smock and mop are in a locker in the back.
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Hands up or prepare to die, losers!
Tapped Out Wayne Slater Icon.png Ugh! My black ops past keeps catching up with me.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Don't worry, my newest employee. This is just a usual Tuesday afternoon.
Task: Make Wayne Slater Have a Dangerous Flashback (1h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Wayne Slater's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wayne Slater Icon.png Where am I? What happened? All I remember is being chased by some shadowy agent...
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Do you need a hand, Mr. Secret Agent Man?
Tapped Out Wayne Slater Icon.png I'm in danger. There's someone after me. Do you know what that feels like?
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Boy, do I!
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Lemme show you a great way to escape!
Task: Make Wayne Slater Drink at Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern)
If the user has Barney: Task: Make Wayne Slater Drink at Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern, Barney)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Wayne Slater's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wayne Slater Icon.png Why are we still drinking?
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png The question is: why does anyone ever stop drinking?
Tapped Out Wayne Slater Icon.png I see. You're right. I shouldn't try to eliminate my past. I should embrace it.
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png What? No, I was just saying we should keep drinking! *BURRRRRPPPP...*
Task: Make Wayne Slater Practice Martial Arts (8h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Wayne Slater's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wayne Slater Icon.png I believe I've achieved new heights in my mastery of deadly skills. I'm ready for the next step.
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Would that be more drinking?
Tapped Out Wayne Slater Icon.png No. It's time to embrace all my training at once!
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Uh, okay. Wake me when your training gets to sitting at Moe's and hoisting beers.
Task: Make Wayne Slater Awaken the Sleeper Agent (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Wayne Slater's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wayne Slater Icon.png Why have you been following me?!
Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon.png Hey, lay off the lapels, pal.
Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon.png I want the rights to your life story. We want to make it into a series of webisodes.
Tapped Out Wayne Slater Icon.png I completely rebuilt my body and mind for... a TV series?
Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon.png Sure. If the ratings tank, we just rebuild your mind again so you never remember any of this!
Task: Make Wayne Slater Have 24 1-Hour Adventures (24h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Secret Agent Bonus[edit]

After unlocking Wayne Slater:
Task: Collect Personal Intel [x5000]
SA Bonus.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Act 3 Prizes Gameplay[edit]

Secret Agent Car[edit]

After unlocking Secret Agent Car:
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Gah-hoy! This secret agent car is jam-packed full of gadgets, gizmos and glayvin-mabobs!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png It's got hydraulics that go uppity-up, tricky oil slicks and guns that go ka-boom and ka-blam!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Does it drive?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I'm still working on that part...

Painless Dentistry[edit]

After unlocking Painless Dentistry:
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png We take the pain out of your teeth-
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png -and put it in your wallet!

Knot What It Seams[edit]

After unlocking Knot What It Seams:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's a tailor shop.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Gimme a break... you try to pull off two puns in four words.

For Your Eyes Only[edit]

For Your Eyes Only Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Stradivarius Cain's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stradivarius Cain?! You've come to me again! Or am I bleeding into my brain?
Tapped Out Stradivarius Cain Icon.png To you I may seem like a hallucination, but trust me, I'm a real person.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's exactly what my hallucination would say. Prove that you're real!
Tapped Out Stradivarius Cain Icon.png Here's all the drunk-texts you sent me last night.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yep, those do sound like me.
Task: Make Stradivarius Cain Polish His Golden Gun (1h, Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Drunk-Text Celebrities (1h, Moe's Tavern)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I called Rainier Wolfcastle and he said he's never heard of Stradivarius Cain. Then he said that I should never call him again.
Tapped Out Stradivarius Cain Icon.png Stradivarius is my character's name: like McBain is to Rainier.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

For Your Eyes Only Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Stradivarius Cain's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So what's your real name?
Tapped Out Stradivarius Cain Icon.png Stradivarius Cain.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But you said --
Tapped Out Stradivarius Cain Icon.png I never break character: I'm method.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Didn't you just break character to explain that?
Tapped Out Stradivarius Cain Icon.png Umm... Stradivarius Cain will take no further questions!
Task: Make Stradivarius Be the Master of Disguises (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

For Your Eyes Only Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, could you call Daddy's doctor? I've been talking to imaginary people again.
Tapped Out Stradivarius Cain Icon.png I told you: just because you imagined me once, doesn't mean I'm not real.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's right, Mr. Cain.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait, Lisa, you see him too?! That means...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I hallucinated Lisa!
Task: Make Lisa Roll Her Eyes (1h, Simpson Home)
Task: Make Stradivarius Cain Charm the Ladies (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

For Your Eyes Only Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png First Cain, now Lisa… what's next: leprechauns, mermaids, “Two for One Night” at Moe's? Are all these things fantasies in my head?
Tapped Out Stradivarius Cain Icon.png Or maybe... all of your misbegotten adventures and horrible mishaps, where you've never gotten hurt...
Tapped Out Stradivarius Cain Icon.png ...makes one believe that YOU are imaginary!
Task: Make Homer Do a One Hour Spit Take (1h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

For Your Eyes Only Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't exist: I'm like Donald Trump's social media filter.
Tapped Out Stradivarius Cain Icon.png Not existing can be beneficial. You don't pay taxes and you can never get arrested.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'd be a tax dodging, law-breaking god!
Tapped Out Stradivarius Cain Icon.png I wouldn't go so far as calling yourself--
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'M A GOD!
Task: Make Homer Go on a Drunken Rant (6s, Simpson Home)
Task: Make Stradivarius Cain Call the Cops (1h, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Alright, Turner and Hooch: it's a night in the drunk tank for you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You can't arrest what you can't see. I'm an illuuuuuusion!
Tapped Out Stradivarius Cain Icon.png Sorry, Homer, but you're not imaginary: you're flesh and bone... a helluva lot of flesh and a bit of bone.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Secret Agent Bonus[edit]

After unlocking Stradivarius Cain:
Task: Collect Corporate Intel [x5000]
SA Bonus.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Situation Room Prize Gameplay[edit]

Yakuza Boss[edit]

After unlocking Yakuza Boss:
Task: Take the Yakuza Boss Build Fight Drama (8h, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10