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	Season 22 Episode Quotes
← 476 "Homer the Father"	477 "The Blue and the Gray"	"Angry Dad: The Movie" 478 →

Dr. Kissingher: If you're watching this, your love life is like Sister Act 3 - no Whoopi.

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Homer: A lot of great movie stars have gray hairs. Like all those women we loved in the 80's.

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Moe: I'm Moe Szyslak. Growing up, I had roundworm. Heck I was more worm than man some months. I dabbled in satanism until I was asked to leave. Oh and one month I ate nothing by aquarium fish.

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Bart: I just have one question about hair, where does mine start?

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Ralph: Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

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