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	Season 14 Episode Quotes
← 302 "Barting Over"	303 "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can"	"A Star Is Born Again" 304 →

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Skinner: And here's your prize for today, a scale model of the planet Mars.

[He hands her a red sphere.]

Lisa: This is just a kickball with "Mars" written on it.

Skinner: Behold... the Red Planet!

Students: Yaaay!

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Martin: At ease, Cadet Nelson....

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George Plimpton: Today's students would rather watch Ozzy Osbourne."Look at me, I'm a drug addict. Ho, ho, ho."

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George Plimpton: ...and a hot plate!!.

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Treehouse of Horror XIII • How I Spent My Strummer Vacation • Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade • Large Marge • Helter Shelter • The Great Louse Detective • Special Edna • The Dad Who Knew Too Little • The Strong Arms of the Ma • Pray Anything • Barting Over • I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can • A Star Is Born Again • Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington • C.E. D'oh • 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky • Three Gays of the Condo • Dude, Where's My Ranch? • Old Yeller-Belly • Brake My Wife, Please • The Bart of War • Moe Baby Blues