Kill the Alligator and Run/Quotes

Quotes

Season 11 Episode Quotes

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Sepulveda: Whoo! Sepulveda here, doing the veejay thing for the most out of control spring break ever! And since it's my birthday, we'll party extra hard!

[Jewel on her palm begins to flash.]

Sepulveda: No! Not yet! I'm only 25!

[A large man hauls Sepulveda away. Sepulveda grunts. Another slim young woman who looks like Sepulveda jumps on stage.]

Cienega: What up chew-toys? Cienega here tightening the host clamps for you bad girls! We've got Kid Rock coming up for all you mosh monkeys.

Marge: Did you really have to handcuff the children?

Sheriff: No, ma'am, I did not.

Marge: You seemed so understanding before. What happened to "Boys will be boys"?

Sheriff: You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a real hardass.

Judge: Well, looks like you folks are free to go, but don't you set foot in the state of Florida again.

Homer: Fine. There are plenty of other states that are happy to have us.

[Changes scenes. The Simpsons are looking at a map of the USA with X's on most states.]

Marge: Well, we're still welcome in North Dakota and Arizona.

Homer: Arizona smells funny.

[Marge groans and crosses it off.]

Lisa:North Dakota, here we come!

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