Homer the Vigilante/Quotes

General

References/Trivia

Appearances

Gags

Credits

Quotes

	Season 5 Episode Quotes
← 091 "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"	092 "Homer the Vigilante"	"Bart Gets Famous" 093 →

Marge: I don't think the guns are a good idea.

Homer: Marge! We're responsible adults and— [*bang]

Moe: Whoops.

Homer: And if a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way—*

Captain McAllister: Sorry.

Skinner: Uh-oh.

Moe: Me again.

Bart: Sorry.

---

Ned Flanders: Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony! [everyone cheers]

---

[Homer and members of the Vigilante (Moe, Apu, Principal Skinner, & Barney) are patrolling the street they're walking on and see a college student playing a saxophone for money.]

Homer: Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone?

Student: [pause] Sears.

Homer: GET HIM! [they proceed in chasing the student]

---

Chief Wiggum: [at the bottom of a big hole] NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!

---

Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%.

Homer: Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that.

← Season 4 Season 5 Quotes Season 6 →

Homer's Barbershop Quartet • Cape Feare • Homer Goes to College • Rosebud • Treehouse of Horror IV • Marge on the Lam • Bart's Inner Child • Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood • The Last Temptation of Homer • $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) • Homer the Vigilante • Bart Gets Famous • Homer and Apu • Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy • Deep Space Homer • Homer Loves Flanders • Bart Gets an Elephant • Burns' Heir • Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song • The Boy Who Knew Too Much • Lady Bouvier's Lover • Secrets of a Successful Marriage