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"Bart Gets an Elephant"
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- Homer: [hits a deer statue with the car] D'oh!
- Lisa: A deer!
- Marge: A female deer!
- Marge: [To Homer, Bart and Lisa] No one's going anywhere. We'll going to clean the house from top to bottom. [Hands Homer, Bart and Lisa cleaning equipment]
- Homer: Dear god no!
- [Bart runs toward the front door and tries to open it and it's locked]
- Marge: [To Bart] I think you'll find that escape is impossible.
- Bart: [cleaning the house] Aw, I'm tired and hungry! Can't we just buy a new house?
- Marge: Aw, cleaning doesn't have to be a chore. Just work to the music!
- [Marge turns on the radio, which starts playing Sixteen Tons]
- Bart: [sullenly] Amen, Ernie.
- Chief Wiggum: Help! Help us! They stole our uniforms, guns, and tasers.
- Snake: Fry, Piggy.
- Bart: Where's my elephant?!
- [Bill and Marty try playing a song, but after hearing Bart complain, they try to close the window, to no avail]
- Abe: Hey, they're playing the elephant song.
- Jasper: I love that song. Reminds me of elephants.
- Kent Brockman: So, isn't that what we're all asking in our own lives? Where's my elephant? I know that's what I've been asking.
- Ned: [worriedly after seeing Stampy barrel through his lawn] Oh, it's the four elephants of the apocalypse!
- Maude: That's horsemen, Ned.
- Ned: Well, getting closer.
- Peanut Factory chief: [panicking after seeing Stampy walk to the factory] This is the moment we feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spent two hours every morning training for it. You thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now we-
- [Stampy busts through the door]
- Marge: [while observing Stampy headbutt other elephants] Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat.
- Preserve employee: Oh, I think he is.
- Marge: Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?
- Preserve employee: Well, animals are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life or have been mistreated. But like people, some of them are just jerks. [gets headbutted by Homer] Stop that Mr. Simpson.
- Cletus: Hey ma, look at that pointy-haired little girl!