Bart Gets Famous/Quotes
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- [Bart enters the kitchen whistling the Simpsons theme.]
- Marge: Bart, I asked you not to whistle that annoying tone!
- [Box Factory.]
- Factory owner: ...many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years. Textiles, other boxes, even children's candy.
- Milhouse: Do any of these boxes have candy in them?
- Factory owner: No.
- Milhouse: Will they ever?
- Factory owner: No, we only make boxes that ship nails. Any other questions?
- Martin: When will we be able to see a finished box, sir?
- Factory owner: Oh we don't assemble them here. That's done in Flint, Michigan.
- Bart: Have any of your workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery?
- Factory owner: No.
- Bart: And then the hand started crawling around and try to strangle everybody?
- Factory owner: No, that has never happened.
- Bart: Any popped eyeballs?
- Factory owner: I'm not sure what kind of factory you are thinking of. We just make boxes here.
- Lisa: And now you can go back to being you instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase.
- Homer: [smashes a lamp] D'oh!
- Bart: Ay caramba!
- Marge: Hmm...
- [Maggie sucks on her pacifier.].
- Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho!
- [Barney belches.]
- Nelson: Ha Ha!
- Mr. Burns: Excellent...!
- [Everyone stares at Lisa.]
- Lisa: ...if anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
- [Silence after she has left.]
- Homer: What kind of a catchphrase is that?
- Director: Action!
- [Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with lobsters attached to his rear end.]
- Bumblebee Man: Ay ya ya yai, no me gusta! Ay...
- [Bumblebee Man breaks character.]
- [Director comes on stage.]
- Bumblebee Man: [natural voice] Uh, I'm sorry, I'm really not comfortable with this scene.
- Director: What's the matter lad?
- Bumblebee Man: It's just, just that it's the same old kind of gag, isn't it. I mean, let's give the audience some credit.
- Director: How about a gigantic mousetrap?
- Bumblebee Man: I love it!
- [Grips remove lobsters and attach a mousetrap to the stinger of Bumblebee Man's costume.]
- Director: Action!
- [Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with the mousetrap attached to his rear end.]
- Bumblebee Man: Ay ay ay! No me gusta! Ay, es grande!
- Kent: Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my Danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement.
- Bumblebee Man: A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people. Ay, chihuahua! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- [Bart opens the gate to Channel 6 and the gate guard shuts it.]
- Gate Guard: Ah, ah, ah! Do you work here little boy?
- Bart: Yeah.
- Gate Guard: Well then go right in sir. [opens the gate]
- [Bart's schoolfriends are looking around the box factory for Bart.]
- Skinner: I'll handle this. Simpson, I'm giving you till the count to three to come out! One! Two! Three! No response That's all I can do.
- Krabappel: We better call his parents.
- [Simpson residence. Phone rings in the kitchen. Marge comes running downstairs wearing only a towel.]
- Marge: Just a minute! Don't hang up! [Marge fails to pick up phone before ringing stops]
- [Box factory.]
- Mrs. Krabappel: No answer at home. I'll call his father.
- [SNPP. Phone rings. Homer comes running of decontamination showers weaing only a towel
- Homer: Just a minute don't hang up! [unlike Marge, Homer makes it to the phone in time] Y'ello? You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.
- [Box factory. Homer grabbed Principal Skinner by lapels.]
- Homer: What do you mean you lost him? He might've fallen into one of these machines!
- [Box comes off assembly line wearing Bart's red hat.]
- Homer: Oh my god that's his lucky red hat! He's a box! My boy's a box! [cries out to heavens] Damn you, a box!!
