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Season 17 Episode Quotes
376 "Regarding Margie"
377
"The Monkey Suit"
"Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play" 378


Todd: Daddy, was Mommy a monkey? I can't remember.
Ned: No one was ever a monkey! Everything is what it was and always will be! God put us here and that's that!
Todd: But you said a stork brought me.
Ned: Umm... that was God disguised as a stork.
Rod: Then who brings baby storks?
Ned: There's no such thing as storks! It's all God!
Todd: [Kneeling beside a statue of a stork] Please bless Daddy and Roddy...
Ned: Stop praying to that stork!

Chief Wiggum: Lisa Simpson, you're under arrest for the teaching of non-biblical science!
Lisa Simpson: There are so many worse crimes. Why are you persecuting me?
Chief Wiggum: Well, we only have the man power to enforce the last law passed. You know, it's not the best system, but... well, in fact, it's pretty much the worst.

TV Host: So you are calling God a liar? An Unbiased Comparison of Evolution and Creationism. Let's say hi to two books. One; The Bible was written by our Lord. The other; The Origin of Species was written by a cowardly drunk named Charles Darwin.

Ned Flanders: As sure as I am that Jesus hates hip-hop!.

Miss Hoover: Class, the town has spoken. From now on we're only teaching one theory: creationism. Now please hand in your evolution books to Groundskeeper Willie while I beat this ominous drum.

Barney Gumble: Homer's son's sister is right!

Clarisse Drummond: This trial is the biggest load of... Oh for crying out loud!
Wallace Brady: Now Bambi, who started that forest fire that killed your mother? Evolution?! My my my...

Bart: Weaving? Homer, you're my father. You're supposed to protect me from things like this.
Season 17 Quotes
The Bonfire of the Manatees The Girl Who Slept Too Little Milhouse of Sand and Fog Treehouse of Horror XVI Marge's Son Poisoning See Homer Run The Last of the Red Hat Mamas The Italian Bob Simpsons Christmas Stories Homer's Paternity Coot We're on the Road to D'ohwhere My Fair Laddy The Seemingly Never-Ending Story Bart Has Two Mommies Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife Million-Dollar Abie Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore The Wettest Stories Ever Told Girls Just Want to Have Sums Regarding Margie The Monkey Suit Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play