Lisa Goes Gaga/Quotes
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- Lady Gaga: I just can't ignore a billboard in pain. We're stopping at Springfield.
- Lady Gaga's manager: But-
- Lady Gaga: No buts.
- (Lady Gaga turns to show her butt)
- Bart: Without award shows, how would we know what movie has the best beheading? Or that "Glee" is a comedy?
- Homer: (pointing at Lisa) What's wrong with her?
- Bart: She just found out no one likes her. I thought she knew?
- Milhouse: Well, I certainly wish I was "Truth Teller" but if I was you'd know because I can't keep a secret...I sleep under my bed every night because I'm scared of the cars from "Cars"! [whispering] If gasoline is their food, then why do they have teeth?
- Lady Gaga: Where's the dress I wore for the Pope?
- Stylist: [Holds up a skimpy outfit made of leather straps and crucifixes] I saw Jennifer Lopez wear it last week.
- Lady Gaga: Burn it. Burn it now!
- Homer: Let's go see Lady Gaga. Maybe that will turn that frown upside-down.
- Lisa: It's not a frown, it's a straight line of resignation. It's the same upside-down as right-side-up.
- (Lady Gaga runs away crying)
- Lisa: Are you crying glitter?
- Lady Gaga: Tiny diamonds. Hurts like Hell.
