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Days of Wine and D'oh'ses/Quotes

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Season 11 Episode Quotes
243 "Bart to the Future"
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"Days of Wine and D'oh'ses"
"Kill the Alligator and Run" 245


Barney: "When I think back to all the time I wasted at Moe's . . ."
Homer: "Wasted!? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should have done? Remember the time we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?"

Cletus: "Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!"
Brandine: "Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the womens' lockup."
Cletus: "They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore."

(Homer and Bart look through the trash)
Homer: "This muscle shirt is a pretty good find."
Bart: "Dad, that's a sports bra."
Homer: "All I know is, I'm finally getting the support I need."

Lisa: "Oh, we'll never get a good picture."
Bart: "Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head."
Lisa: "That picture's a cliche."
Bart: "Picture?"
Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome Brother's Little Helper Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Treehouse of Horror X E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Eight Misbehavin' Take My Wife, Sleaze Grift of the Magi Little Big Mom Faith Off The Mansion Family Saddlesore Galactica Alone Again, Natura-Diddily Missionary: Impossible Pygmoelian Bart to the Future Days of Wine and D'oh'ses Kill the Alligator and Run Last Tap Dance in Springfield It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Behind the Laughter