| Kruption
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Kruption is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 52 content update. It requires Coach Krupt and the Springfield YMCA to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Coach Krupt's exclamation mark
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Look at all of these butterballs waddling through the hallways!
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Without some toughening up, I expect no more than half of them will ever become real men.
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Half of them are girls.
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Pfft. Girls are just men with female sex organs, two X chromosomes, and different hormones.
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That is surprisingly accurate. Are you sure you shouldn't be teaching health?
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I teach one thing and one thing only – the game of BOMBARDMENT.
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And Home Brewing 101 at the Y on Tuesdays.
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Task: "Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary".
Task: "Make Coach Krupt Launch a BOMBARDMENT!". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours.
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There's only one rule in BOMBARDMENT – there are no rules.
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Except for the following rules – If you don't get hit, you have survived the BOMBARDMENT.
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If you cry on my court, you will be disqualified for being a baby and face DOUBLE BOMBARDMENT!
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And I don't believe in two things – daylight savings time and doctors' notes. So if you're late or try to claim a medical excuse to avoid BOMBARDMENT, tough!
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Now let me choose a victim, I mean volunteer, to BOMBARD.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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That Coach Krupt is such a jerk!
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Who does he think he is? Seriously, I'm not sure who he is. That ball hit me pretty hard.
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Men don't make concussions. Concussions make men. Your general confusion is your manhood setting in.
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I thought that was why I have hair growing in weird places.
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This is torture! Kids shouldn't be forced to participate in these archaic rites of passage. Instead we should be learning cursive and the Dewey Decimal System.
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I administer the Presidential Fitness Exam around here, so that makes me the closest thing to the President. Does anyone else want to commit treason in the war on flab?
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| Task: "Make Students Train Strength & Agility" (x6). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Is that the bell or just a constant ringing in my ears?
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The bell? We're not half done with class! Now I don't care if you can't stand, I want you running.
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Sir, while we can all agree Springfield's children are on the rounder, softer, fatter side --
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My insides were full of chocolate but now that trashcan is.
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-- I think we can also agree that this seems a little barbaric.
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Did you just say... BOMBARDMENT?!?
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You know I didn't say bombar-
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*WHACK!!*
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You said it that time.
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Task: "Make Coach Krupt Teach Gym Class". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Students Suffer Gym Class" (x6). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 4 hours.
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*Sob*... *sob-sob*
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First step of manhood, get out a good cry. Second step of manhood, never cry again.
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You knocked out my teeth! And then I'm pretty sure you sold them to that man
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You can't prove it and I'm not giving them back.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Coach Krupt has gone too far. I don't care if he's our coach -- a bully is still a bully.
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He's not going to listen to us. But he might listen to a real man! We should go tell my dad.
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Hahaha! ...Oh wait, you were serious?
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Fine, we'll ask your dad then.
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Yes, children. I am dressed like Carmen Miranda, but you tell me one other outfit that gives you such instant access to fruit.
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Ummm... let's just talk to Principal Skinner ourselves.
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Task: "Make Lisa Tattle On Coach Krupt". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Skinner Listen to Complaints". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
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I'm sorry Mr. Krupt, I'm a big fan of your no-nonsense aggressive teaching style, but we simply can't afford another lawsuit. Our lawyer's bail has been set too high as it is.
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So it pains me to say this, but I have to fire you.
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But I was so close to breaking their tender spirits!
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It's no longer the job of teachers to break children's spirits. We've passed that torch to college entrance exams and social media cyber-bullying.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
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Coach Krupt has been relieved from duty as your gym teacher, but physical education is still an essential part of the curriculum.
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So we're going to do what the US does best and outsource. Here's the sign up sheet for the YMCA.
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The only option here is dodgeball. Is dodgeball at all like bombardment?
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Of course not. Bombardment is spelled with a B.
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Hmm, I don't like the sound of that.
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Dodgeball could be fun. I come from a long line of dodgers, evaders, and hiders.
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Task: "Make Students Play Dodgeball" (x6). The jobs take place at the Springfield YMCA and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Coach Krupt Coach at the YMCA". The job takes place at the Springfield YMCA and takes 24 hours.
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I hear the YMCA has a new physical education instructor.
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BOMBARDMENT!!!
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We've been tricked! It was the greatest dodge of all: the administration dodging responsibility!!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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