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The Cropfather

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Revision as of 10:54, May 14, 2024 by SolarBot (talk | contribs) (Pt. 1: replaced: {{Tapped Out TV Icon|Brockman|Grim|Kent Brockman}} → {{Tapped Out Brockman TV Icon|Grim}})


For the character skin, see The Cropfather.


The Cropfather
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: The Simpsanos
Required characters: Homer, Wise Guys, Apu
Optional characters: Fat Tony, Louie, Legs, Mike Wegman, Cletus, Bart, Lisa, Quimby, Wiggum, Uncle Zio, Dr. Dog, Mike Wegman
Previous quest(s): Everything Old Is Legal Again
Next quest(s): Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance

The Cropfather is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between April 19, 2024 and May 15, 2024
Brockman TV - Grim It turns out something is still illegal in Springfield, and citizens can't get enough of the disgusting, highly addictive stuff!
Fat Tony - Grim We run the tomacco business in this town but where is the flood of the supply coming from?
Legs *shrugs* Who knows?
Fat Tony - Grim That's my point. I want YOU to know. Now go shake the trees.
Legs - Happy Got it, boss. Can I keep any peaches that drop out?
Fat Tony - Grim Bring the information and the peaches back to me.
Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x105).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Send His Guys to Investigate". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wise Guys Investigate Tomacco" (x2). The job takes place at Cletus's Farm or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Legs - Angry Cletus, how come you're not keeping up with the mob's tomacco demand?
Cletus - Sad I only gots one small plot and no amount of mule manure will increase production.
Cletus Kwik-E-Marts got their demands too, ya know.
Louie - Angry Squeezed by convenience cartels? We'll see about that.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
The Confidential

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1
Legs - Angry Come clean, Apu, where's your tomacco supply coming from if it ain't from us?!
Apu - Embarrassed Um…
Louie - Angry Don't make us break your legs 'cause we love doin' that.
Legs And you know what they say: doin' what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.
Legs - Angry Now s'pose you tell us who's supplying your tomacco?
Apu - Thoughtful The Convenience Store Owners Oath of Service prevents me from being truthful so…
Apu - Happy …may I interest you in a beef jerky block instead?
Legs - Nervous Waitaminute. If your oath stops ya from bein' truthful, is this really beef in this jerky?
Apu - Sad Sorry. Oath of Service, remember.
Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x85).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Wait to Hear From His Guys". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Louie is owned: Task: "Make Louie Buy an Absurd Amount of Beef Jerky". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or Eatery and takes 4 hours.
If Legs is owned: Task: "Make Legs Worry About What's in This Beef Jerky". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or Eatery and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Tell Wise Guys About…the Cropfather". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
Apu - Surprised Okay. I'm breaking the Oath so that you're not breaking my legs. The man you seek is known only as…the Cropfather.
Louie - Surprised Whoa! That's a cool name.
Legs So cool. But that's all you can tell us after we bought all your mystery meat jerky?
Apu - Embarrassed Okay…his name might also be Homer.
Louie - Confused Homer? Why is that name so familiar?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Cletus' Corn Field

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2
Legs Mike Wegman…time to take a little ride.
Mike Wegman - Surprised Look, fellas…if this is about me missin' a payment, I can explain…by RUNNING AWAY!
Louie - Angry *grabs Mike* Easy there, horsie.
Legs We're only lookin' for the tomacco "Cropfather". All we got to go on is a name — "Homer".
Mike Wegman - Happy You mean Homer Simpsons — my mentor at the nuclear power plant? He's a power-planting genius!
Legs - Angry That explains where he's getting all the radioactive gunk to grow tomacco!
Louie - Confused If he's around radiation so much, how come he doesn't have superpowers?
Mike Wegman - Annoyed Homer Simpsons has more superpowers than Superman, Spider-Man, and Patrick Mahomes combined!
Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x105).
If Mike Wegman is owned: Task: "Make Mike Wegman Defend Homer Simpsons". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Louie is owned: Task: "Make Louie Worry That Homer Might Have Super Powers". The job takes place at Cooling Towers or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Legs is owned: Task: "Make Legs Get Homer's Current Whereabouts From Mike". The job takes place at the Mike Wegman Center, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Wonder What's Taking His Guys so Long". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, Visitable Homes or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Louie We found the guy who's supplying all the tomacco. He's been right under your nose.
Fat Tony - Grim Are you insulting the bulbicity of my schnozzola?
Louie - Surprised No, boss, no!
Legs In college, my roommate had a whole hydroponics lab set up right under our noses.
Fat Tony - Suspicious Legs, you went to a post-secondary institution?
Legs On a bocce ball scholarship.
Fat Tony I'm impressed. As your capo, I try to encourage higher education.
Louie I'm gettin' outta 6th grade this year.
Fat Tony - Grim You best hold off on your braggadocio, Louie.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Spuckler Barn

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3
Fat Tony - Suspicious This is the address Michael Wegman gave you for this Homer mook?
Cletus - Smiling Howdy, city fellers!
Louie - Angry When we were here before, you didn't tell us you knew who was supplying all the non-mob tomacco.
Cletus - Enthused You didn't ask me no nevermind about who's doin' all the other growin'.
Fat Tony - Angry What is this slackjaw saying? I don't speak Bumpkin.
Legs Relax, boss. I took Bumpkin for my language requirement in college.
Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x115).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Start to Lose His Patience". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Legs is owned: Task: "Make Legs Translate Bumpkin for Fat Tony" (xCletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or Brown House). The job takes 4 hours.
If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Explain the Tomacco Syndicate" (xCletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or Brown House). The job takes 4 hours.
Cletus - Enthused This city feller moseyed up with a buncha mud nuggets and some glowin' green sticks, and tells the folks here 'bouts to plant 'em together and we'd be happier than a sow in slop.
Fat Tony - Grim Legs?
Legs Homer came here with seeds and radioactive rods and now everyone is growing tomacco for him.
Fat Tony - Angry I don't care how long it takes — find this mastermind called Homer!
Homer Hey! I think my name's Homer.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Springfield Sports Palace

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4
Fat Tony Homer, I'm impressed with how you've organized these hillbillies into a tomacco empire. But there's one thing your operation is missing.
Homer - Confused Don't say dental plan. With all these toothless yokels I employ, the premiums would wipe me out.
Fat Tony - Happy I'm talking about a partner. With my muscle and illicit business acumen combined with your radioactive material and network of drooling farmers, you can be more than just some guy selling highly addictive tobacco-infused vegetables.
Homer - Surprised *gasp* I could be a Godfather?!
Fat Tony No. But you could be…the Cropfather.
Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x145).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Butter Homer Up". The job takes place at Cooling Towers or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Become…the Cropfather". The job takes place at Cooling Towers or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Fat Tony - Happy So whaddaya say…Cropfather?
The Cropfather - Happy *crying* I've been called Crapfather, Crudfather, Flabfather… This is the first time I've been any kind of father that isn't an insult!
The Cropfather You've got a deal…Tomacco Tony.
Fat Tony - Grim Don't do that.
The Cropfather - Nervous Sorry. I just thought you needed a cool nickname, too.
Fat Tony I'm good with the name my dear mother gave me at birth — Fat Tony.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
The Cropfather