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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, the dog won't take his medicine. | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, the dog won't take his medicine. | ||
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} It helps to wrap it in a slice of cheese. | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} It helps to wrap it in a slice of cheese. | ||
| − | :''[ | + | :''[She wraps it in a slice of cheese and holds it in front of [[Santa's Little Helper]], but Homer runs in.]'' |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Woo-Hoo! Free cheese! | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Woo-Hoo! Free cheese! ''[he swallows the cheese-wrapped pill]'' |
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{{qf|Marge}} Homer, that was for the dog! | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, that was for the dog! | ||
{{qf|Homer}} What happened to us, Marge? We used to feed each other cheese and laugh all night. Then came the heart attacks. | {{qf|Homer}} What happened to us, Marge? We used to feed each other cheese and laugh all night. Then came the heart attacks. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Lisa}} It's a media circus! | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} It's a media circus! |
{{qf|Homer}} Woo-Hoo! The circus! | {{qf|Homer}} Woo-Hoo! The circus! | ||
{{qf|Lisa}} A media circus. | {{qf|Lisa}} A media circus. | ||
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{{qf|Marge}} Aaaaaaaaaaahh!!! | {{qf|Marge}} Aaaaaaaaaaahh!!! | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Mr. Mayor, just how many illegitimate children are you hiding? |
| − | {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Kent, I'm hiding nothing... ''[takes out a puppy from behind his back]'' except his puppy. | + | {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Kent, I'm hiding nothing... ''[takes out a puppy from behind his back]'' except his puppy. |
{{qf|Reporters}} Awwwwwwwww. | {{qf|Reporters}} Awwwwwwwww. | ||
{{qf|Quimby}} Look into his eyes and tell me I'm lying. | {{qf|Quimby}} Look into his eyes and tell me I'm lying. | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} Marge, listen to me. Chloe may have a flashy job, but you're the backbone of this family. You're like the electrical tape that holds the two halves of my car together. | {{qf|Homer}} Marge, listen to me. Chloe may have a flashy job, but you're the backbone of this family. You're like the electrical tape that holds the two halves of my car together. | ||
{{qf|Marge}} That's a sweet thought, Homie. | {{qf|Marge}} That's a sweet thought, Homie. | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} I just hate to see you upset, honey. ''[ | + | {{qf|Homer}} I just hate to see you upset, honey. ''[snaps his fingers]'' You know what would be a good name for [[Maggie]]? Chloe. |
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{{qf|Marge}} Lisa, honey, let me explain what happened tonight. Sometimes when your mom has half a glass of wine, she goes cuckoo bananas. | {{qf|Marge}} Lisa, honey, let me explain what happened tonight. Sometimes when your mom has half a glass of wine, she goes cuckoo bananas. | ||
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- Bart: Mom, the dog won't take his medicine.
- Marge: It helps to wrap it in a slice of cheese.
- [She wraps it in a slice of cheese and holds it in front of Santa's Little Helper, but Homer runs in.]
- Homer: Woo-Hoo! Free cheese! [he swallows the cheese-wrapped pill]
- Marge: Homer, that was for the dog!
- Homer: What happened to us, Marge? We used to feed each other cheese and laugh all night. Then came the heart attacks.
- Lisa: It's a media circus!
- Homer: Woo-Hoo! The circus!
- Lisa: A media circus.
- Homer: Woo-Hoo! I don't know the difference!
- Marge: This is the most exciting scandal since the Juice was on the loose.
- Lisa: The Juice is still on the loose.
- Marge: Aaaaaaaaaaahh!!!
- Kent Brockman: Mr. Mayor, just how many illegitimate children are you hiding?
- Mayor Quimby: Kent, I'm hiding nothing... [takes out a puppy from behind his back] except his puppy.
- Reporters: Awwwwwwwww.
- Quimby: Look into his eyes and tell me I'm lying.
- Brockman: Well, I'm placated, and so are all my friends in the local media.
- Chloe Talbot: Well, if it isn't local news legend Kent Brockman. Hey, Kent, run over any more pedestrians?
- Brockman: Those records are sealed.
- Bart: I didn't think anyone successful came from Springfield.
- Homer: What about the two-headed goat?
- Lisa: Technically, he was born in Shelbyville.
- Homer: Yes, but he came here to die. [looks out of the window at a statue of a two-headed goat] One of you ate tin cans, the other ate health food. How you solved crimes, I'll never know.
- Brockman: Channel 6 News rocks! A car chase every night or the weather girl wears a tube top. And if she doesn't, you win a pizza!
- Chloe: Marge, where are you living now?
- Marge: [mumbling] Evergreen Terrace.
- Chloe: Paris? Just like you always dreamed!
- Marge: Terrace. Evergreen Terrace. The street that smells like pee.
- Marge: Would you like to come over for dinner tomorrow?
- Chloe: Oh, I'd love to! I'm getting so sick of these greasy catered meals.
- Luigi Risotto: You insult-a me, you insult Italy... [holds up a place mat with a map of Italy on] which is shaped like a boot?! Who knew?
- Marge: You know, Chloe, some of us stayed in this town and made it a better place.
- Homer: Oh, come on, Marge. The only reason we don't move out of this dunghill is because of my court-ordered ankle bracelet. [he pulls up his pants leg to show off the bracelet, which starts beeping] I'm here! I'm here! Quit buggin' me!
- Marge: Why do you always have to show that to company?
- Homer: It's a conversation starter!
- Lisa: Mom, Chloe just won the Peabody Award!
- Marge: Well, I just made the bathroom floor smell like lemons, where's the award for that?
- Homer: Good news, Marge! I've learned to walk naked on stilts!
- Homer: Marge, listen to me. Chloe may have a flashy job, but you're the backbone of this family. You're like the electrical tape that holds the two halves of my car together.
- Marge: That's a sweet thought, Homie.
- Homer: I just hate to see you upset, honey. [snaps his fingers] You know what would be a good name for Maggie? Chloe.
- Marge: Lisa, honey, let me explain what happened tonight. Sometimes when your mom has half a glass of wine, she goes cuckoo bananas.
- Bart: Mom, I wanna be just like you. I mean the lava part, not the saving Lisa.
- Homer: [starts strangling Bart] Pretend to care!
