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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} The funniest stuff came right out of real life. (''Flashes back to shooting a scene with Homer'') | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Son, let's go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Cowabunga, dude! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Director}} And... cut! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Dad, I've never said "cowabunga" in my life. Your script sucks! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why you little... (''begins to angrily strangle him'') | |
| − | + | {{qf|Director}} Hey, that's funny! (''The two stop, then Homer and Bart continue with a fake strangling as they make mock grunting and gagging noises.'') | |
:'''Homer: '''And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags. | :'''Homer: '''And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Narrator}} The Simpsons' TV show started out on a wing and a prayer. But now the wing was on fire, and the prayer had been answered by Satan. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It was the best Thanksgiving ever. I mean, emotionally, it was terrible, but the turkey was so moist! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Narrator}} Marge put together a night club act.. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} (''singing'') I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Backup Singers}} She didn't do it! She didn't do it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} So the next time you see a sheriff, shoot him (''audience gasps'') A smile! Goodnight! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Backup Singers}} She didn't do it! She didn't do it! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Ozzy Osbourne}} Right and the award for best hardcore thrash metal goes to "Simpsons Christmas Boogie"?! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Okay, the material was a little corny, but Homer and I had real chemistry onscreen. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Every day I thought about firing Marge…you know, just to shake things up. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I want to set the record straight: (''slowly'') I thought the cop was a prostitute. | |
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- Bart: The funniest stuff came right out of real life. (Flashes back to shooting a scene with Homer)
- Homer: Son, let's go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.
- Bart: Cowabunga, dude!
- Director: And... cut!
- Bart: Dad, I've never said "cowabunga" in my life. Your script sucks!
- Homer: Why you little... (begins to angrily strangle him)
- Director: Hey, that's funny! (The two stop, then Homer and Bart continue with a fake strangling as they make mock grunting and gagging noises.)
- Homer: And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags.
- Narrator: The Simpsons' TV show started out on a wing and a prayer. But now the wing was on fire, and the prayer had been answered by Satan.
- Homer: It was the best Thanksgiving ever. I mean, emotionally, it was terrible, but the turkey was so moist!
- Narrator: Marge put together a night club act..
- Marge: (singing) I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!
- Backup Singers: She didn't do it! She didn't do it!
- Marge: So the next time you see a sheriff, shoot him (audience gasps) A smile! Goodnight!
- Backup Singers: She didn't do it! She didn't do it!
- Ozzy Osbourne: Right and the award for best hardcore thrash metal goes to "Simpsons Christmas Boogie"?!
- Marge: Okay, the material was a little corny, but Homer and I had real chemistry onscreen.
- Homer: Every day I thought about firing Marge…you know, just to shake things up.
- Homer: I want to set the record straight: (slowly) I thought the cop was a prostitute.
