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Revision as of 04:19, September 19, 2015


Season 22 Episode Quotes
475 "Flaming Moe"
476
"Homer the Father"
"The Blue and the Gray" 477


Homer: I never thought of fatherhood as something that could affect a kid.

Homer: I liked the producing, the executive producing and especially the co-producing, but the supervising producing was the best I've ever seen!

Playground ghost: How could you mistake him for me?
Willie: It was that sassy mouth that got you killed in the first place.

Apu: Mr. Homer, you inadvertently left your nuclear power plant ID in the birthday card rack.
Homer: I can't lose that, it's the best picture I have.
Apu: I am more concerned with global terrorism. America's enemies would give anything for your nuclear knowledge.
Homer: Yeah. I do know a lot about nuclears.
Apu: And America has so many enemies: Iran, Iraq, China, Mordor, the hoochies that laid low Tiger Woods, undesirable immigrants, by which I mean everyone that came after me, including my children.

Bart: Can I really betray my country? I say the pledge of allegiance every day?
Chinese spy (2): You pledge allegiance to the flag.
Chinese spy (3): And the flag is made in China.



Bart is acting weird so Homer follows him and see him ride on his bike into the zoo.
Homer: Why on earth would a child go to the zoo?
Season 22 Quotes
Elementary School Musical Loan-a Lisa MoneyBart Treehouse of Horror XXI Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life The Fool Monty How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? The Fight Before Christmas Donnie Fatso Moms I'd Like to Forget Flaming Moe Homer the Father The Blue and the Gray Angry Dad: The Movie The Scorpion's Tale A Midsummer's Nice Dreams Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing The Great Simpsina The Real Housewives of Fat Tony Homer Scissorhands 500 Keys The Ned-liest Catch