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Revision as of 02:46, February 6, 2015
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The Stonecutter Event Splash Screen
The Simpsons: Tapped Out Stonecutters Black Market Sale content update was released on February 5, 2015, file-named "v4_12_StonecuttersSale", rereleasing items from the Stonecutters Event.
Contents
- 1 Skins
- 2 Buildings
- 3 Decorations
- 4 Non re-released items
- 5 Gameplay
- 5.1 Stonecutters Sale
- 5.2 Game of Stones
- 5.3 The Secret of the Cut Stone
- 5.4 It's Just Swamp Gas
- 5.5 Welcome to The Stonecutters
- 5.5.1 Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 36
- 5.5.2 Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 600
- 5.5.3 Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 85
- 5.5.4 Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 21
- 5.5.5 Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 50
- 5.5.6 Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 111
- 5.5.7 Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 22
- 5.5.8 Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 66
- 5.5.9 Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 2
- 5.5.10 Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 59
- 5.5.11 Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 12
- 5.5.12 Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 14
- 5.5.13 Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 314
- 5.5.14 Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 79
- 5.5.15 Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 67
- 5.5.16 Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 5
- 6 Other changes made
- 7 Sources
Skins
Image
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Name
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Cost
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Unlock message
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Available
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Number 1
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Unlocks by building the Stonecutter Lodge
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February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 2
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50
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Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 5
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40
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Requires Jasper and the Stonecutter Lodge February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 12
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50
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Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 5th 6pm GMT-February 7th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 14
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Number 21
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Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 22
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Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 29
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Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 36
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FREE
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February 5th 6pm GMT-February 7th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 50
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50
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Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 51
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100
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February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 59
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50
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Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 66
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FREE
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February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 67
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40
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Requires Arnie Pie and the Stonecutter Lodge February 5th 6pm GMT-February 7th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 79
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Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 85
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50
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Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 111
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Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 314
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40
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Requires Professor Frink and the Stonecutter Lodge February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 600
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FREE
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Requires the Stonecutter Lodge February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Number 908
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Unlocks in Game of Stones Pt. 2
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February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Buildings
Image
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Name
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Building time
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Costs
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Task
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Character(s) unlocked when built
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Available
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Stonecutter Lodge
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16h
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140
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Keeping Secrets
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Number 1
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February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Stonecutter's Daycare Center
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24h
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250,000
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Teaching Children the Occult
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February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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200px
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Abandoned Store
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6s
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30
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Being Abandoned
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February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Decorations
Image
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Name
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Costs
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Available
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Hieroglyph Wall
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500
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February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Tube Slide
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2,500
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February 7th 8am GMT-February 9th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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All Seeing Eye
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100
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February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Stone of Triumph
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75
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February 5th 6pm GMT-February 7th 8am GMT February 11th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Stonecutter Table
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140
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February 5th 6pm GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Ark of the Stonecovenant
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85
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February 9th 8am GMT-February 12th 8am GMT
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Non re-released items
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Name
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Sacred Parchment
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Chest of Sacred Artifacts
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Money Pool
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Satan's Anvil
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Gameplay
Stonecutters Sale
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I can’t believe Seattle blew that touchdown last Sunday. I had twenty bucks on that game! Who goes for a pass on 2nd and goal?
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*singing* We do, we do!
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I knew it. It’s always a cospiracy when I lose money!
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Number 1?! Are you saying that the stonecutters control the team?
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No, we control all televised football. Did you like Number 49’s halftime show?
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But the crazy Internet rumors said she’s in the illuminati, not the Stonecutters.
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We control them too.
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System Message
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The Stonecutters are back! Check out the Black Market Sale in the store.
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Game of Stones
Game of Stones Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Number 1? But I thought you quit The Stonecutters to form the No Homers Club?
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Regrettably, the No Homers lost their clubhouse in the nuclear super-accident.
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I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say this but:
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Sor-ry!
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Yes, well, I'd like to be a Stonecutter again.
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Okay, but you have to do what I say. The birthmark on my butt says I'm your leader.
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I prefer to think of it as your upper thigh.
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Do what you gotta do.
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Upon tapping: Task: Make Number 908 Be the Chosen One (4h)
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Hey, everyone! Look at The Sacred Texts! I never noticed this part here, scrawled in purple crayon!
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"In the event of nuclear meltdown, the NEW leader shall be he who holds the sacred purple crayon!" Oh look, I have it right here!
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I don't know… that crayon looks more like a deep plum.
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It also says Homer gets to keep the title of “Chosen One” and the fancy hat and… uh… this “Doors of Europe” calendar.
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Woohoo! It's a deal! There's a bunch of unused months on this!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Game of Stones Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Number 1, you may be the leader of The Stonecutters but these days all of us take our orders from…
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The Sky Finger.
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The Sky Finger places all our buildings and sends us on our jobs.
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Often while he's supposed to be working no less.
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Well, I shan't be doing this Sky Finger's bidding.
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Sky Finger! Obey MY command! "open-bracket COLLECT underscore FROM underscore HOUSES close-bracket"
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Task: Collect from Houses [x5]
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How did you learn the code to make the Sky Finger do THAT?!
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*shrug* I know a lot of nerds.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Secret of the Cut Stone
The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 1
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Dad? What have you been up to lately?
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Well, I certainly haven't been helping a madman brainwash the world, if that's what you're insinuating.
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Hmm, the townspeople have been acting very strange lately. This looks like a job for Lisa Simpson, Meddling Kid!
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Task: Make Lisa Look for Clues (24h, Simpson Home)
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This is interesting: some sort of… stone. Its edges are straight as if it had been… cut.
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And there's something etched onto the surface. I've seen this symbol before, but where?
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Lisa? You know you're talking to yourself, right?
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Yes, I'm figuring out a mystery!
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OOh, that's fine then. The doctor says as long as you KNOW there's no one there, you're still considered normal.
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...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 2
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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I need to find out more about this symbol. This calls for a trip to the library.
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And while I'm there, I'll see if they got that new translation of War and Peace. I mean, a girl's got to have some fun!
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Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Springfield Library Task: Make Lisa Research the Symbol (24h, Springfield Library)
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Strange. This symbol pops up at turning points in American History.
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Here it is at a pilgrim settlement.
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Here it is at the Battle Of Gettysburg.
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Here it is when that Real Housewife, Nene, got cast on an actual TV show and--
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*gasp* Dad?! What are you doing in the library?!
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Uh... I'm certainly not reading this giant book about witchcraft and Masonic Lodges!
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I'll just put this back on the bottom shelf…
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Dad! When you bend over, your pants slide down and the whole library can see your butt cr--
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OH MY GOD!
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Your birthmark! It's the symbol!
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I call it my Stonecutter mark.
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The Stonecutters! Of course! Now I just have to figure out--
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Dad, please! Pull your pants up and your shirt down.
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Aw, you sound just like your mother.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 3
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Bart, I need you to break into the Stonecutter Lodge. It's illegal and Mom and Dad can't know about it.
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You had me at “it's illegal."
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Great. We'll do it after Mom and Dad fall asleep.
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You're coming? This better not be one of those things that's supposed to make us “bond” as brother and sister.
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No! I swear this is just about committing a crime!
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Although, I can't guarantee that I won't feel closer to you after it's all done.
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If you do, keep it to yourself.
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Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Tree House Task: Make Bart Steal Stonecutter Documents (12h, Stonecutter Lodge) Task: Make Lisa Steal Stonecutter Documents (12h, Stonecutter Lodge)
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Good, we've photographed all their secret files. Let's get out of here.
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Right after I finish this sandwich…
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No! That's just stealing! We're not going to—Ooh, is that Portobello mushrooms and hummus?
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Well, seeing as how we've already broken and entered… Gimme that!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 4
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Okay, we've completed our little caper, now comes the fun part: Reading through the documents and analyzing the data!
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Yes. That does sound fun.
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I'll read in my room. With the sound of a very loud video game to cover the noise of all my, you know, analyzing.
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Task: Make Lisa Deduce the Stonecutter Plot (24h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Bart "Help" Lisa (24h, Simpson Home)
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Bart! I've figured it out. The leader of The Stonecutters is keeping all the people of Springfield distracted with inane tasks!
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Huh? Sorry, I wasn't listening -- I was Paintballing in the Brown House.
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Well, while you and everyone else are pre-occupied, Number 1 is going to pass a law that gives control of Springfield to The Stonecutters!
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Holy cats! We saved the town! High-five, Sister! Dang! We are so good at figuring out crap!
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WE? All you did was shoot Nerf darts at my door and sent me videos of yourself farting. I'm taking the credit for this one!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 5
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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I'll show Lisa she can't take all the credit just ‘cause she did all the work.
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Hey, Number 1! I'm the son of a Stonecutter. Doesn't that automatically make me a Stonecutter, too?
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Listen, little boy, the rules have become somewhat fluid since the dawning of the magic purple crayon.
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And soon, I alone will decide who is “automatically” anything.
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Not after my sister tells the town about your stupid law-changing plan!
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She knows about that?
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Find out what else your sister knows. After all, you are automatically one of us, right, Lil Stonecutter?
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Task: Make Bart Spy on Lisa (24h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 6
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Number 1, Lisa is planning a big rally! She's made a bunch of Anti-Stonecutters signs!
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Pfft. A semi-satanic lodge with absolute power can't be taken down by hand-drawn signs!
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They're not hand-drawn. She printed them on her computer and glued them to really sturdy cardboard.
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Oh. Okay, those you're going to have to destroy. They sound like they would really “pop.”
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I don't know. That seems kind of mean.
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Come now, Bart, have you any idea the benefits of powerful friends?
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You could trade in Milhouse for a sidekick who is every bit as subservient but less asthmatic and not afraid of birds.
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It's like you overheard my birthday wish.
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Task: Make Bart Sabotage Lisa's Plan (8h, Simpson Home)
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Bart! What are you doing? Why are you throwing paint-filled water-balloons at my signs?
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I didn't enjoy doing this, Lisa…
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Well, the ones I threw from the roof did look pretty cool when they exploded.
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But I had to betray you in order to achieve a higher goal...
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Betraying Milhouse.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 7
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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I did what you wanted. Now give me my Stonecutter outfit and new sidekick.
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Yes, yes, you'll receive all membership materials when you turn 21 and are able to actually be in the lodge.
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No fair! It'll take forever just to turn 11. I'm never going to turn 21!
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A lodge is no place for a child. We serve alcohol and occasionally our servers dance out of their blouses.
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Fine. I'll see myself out.
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Through your secret archives!
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That's the long way out, but suit yourself.
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Task: Make Bart Plot Revenge on Stonecutters (24h, Springfield Library) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 8
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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What do you want, Bart? Are you here to paint-balloon my saxophone?
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I'm here to apologize. And to give you information to help you take down The Stonecutters.
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I'm not sure I accept your apology.
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But I will accept your information. What'cha got?
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Task: Make Bart Share Plans with Lisa (24h, Bart's Tree House, Lisa)
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The Stonecutters don't allow women and children to join…
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…so all we have to do is get women and children to vote against the Stonecutter law! That's brilliant!
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I was going to say we build an “adult-man-killing”-robot. But your idea sounds less messy... and more possible.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 9
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Unfortunately, there aren't many women and children in Springfield since the explosion. And most of them are Premium characters.
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No worries. We have plenty of disguises. All the women and kids can vote a bunch of times!
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That's one of those ideas that is so stupid it just might work.
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I get those a lot!
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Task: Make Women and Children Vote Against Stonecutter Law [x20] (8h, Town Hall)
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The proposition has failed by a landslide!
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What?! But then all our plans have been thwarted!!!!
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We have underestimated the political influence of child-sized pirates and the bearded women who wipe their faces.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 10
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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We managed to keep those power-hungry wolves at bay.
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But how can we remain vigilant when we're constantly distracted by texts, celebrity nip slips and electronic candy?
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Message
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Perhaps, for a few minutes a day, you should take a break from your devices. Just to make sure you're not being controlled by a secret organization.
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Please ignore the previous message. Everything is fine. Never stop playing. Here are some donuts to squelch any doubt.
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The player receives 20
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It's Just Swamp Gas
It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 1
After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
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Pulse rate normal in all three hearts. Skin clammy and deep green. Fingertip tentacles still sucky…
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I appear unaffected by the nuclear blast that obliterated Springfield.
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Commencing celebration protocol. Imbibing fungal excrement commonly referred to as "beer."
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Task: Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement (8h, Stonecutter Lodge)
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Hey there! Fellow beer lover, huh?
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Yes, I find fungal excrement pleasant in taste and similar in color to human urine.
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Now you're making ME thirsty!
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Sit with me and I will purchase your glass of drink for you.
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You are the classiest friend I've ever had!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 2
After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
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My heart lights are fading – I require sustenance!
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Sustenants? Eh, I'm not really into ethnic foods. Let's grab a Krusty Burger. That'll light your heart right up!
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Task: Make Number 51 Consume Engineered "Meat" Product (1h, Krusty Burger)
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Hey there! Fellow beer lover, huh?
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This “burger” contains no organic matter whatsoever. It is mostly cow-flavored shredded plastic.
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That's right. Everybody SAYS they support recycling, but no one puts their money where their mouth is.... by which I mean, eat used plastic bottles.
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Complain all you want –no refunds!
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You've misunderstood me, Clown. The twin aromas of floor cleaner and burnt hair remind me of Martian cuisine.
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My compliments to the gas cloud who prepares your foodstuffs.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 3
After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
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These Krusty Burgers have made me homesick. They have also given me cramps in two of my stomachs.
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I shall call my mothership and report on my marital status and whether or not I am wearing sunscreen.
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Task: Make Number 51 Phone Home (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 4
After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
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Homer, you are my friend and so it is with heavy heart that I tell you the mothership is coming to take me back to Mars.
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Also, they plan to enslave all of humankind.
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Great! ‘cept… I'm not listening ‘cause… TV is on…
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Your apathy is troubling. However, you have given me an idea. Scooch over!
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Task: Make Number 51 Watch Old B-Movies (24h, Brown House)
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That movie made no sense! If water kills aliens why would they invade a planet that is 71% ocean?
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Ooh look, there's a sequel. Shall we watch it?
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Nuke another bag of kettle corn and hand me a throw blanket, we are watching this bad boy!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 5
After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
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I have devised a plan to save your planet!
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Oh, good! I don't want to die or see my loved ones die.
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I shall edit footage from horror movies to convince the Martian War Council that Earth has already been conquered.
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Really? That doesn't seem like a very good plan. Maybe I'll just hide behind my loved ones.
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I forgot to mention, I have mad editing skills.
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Oh. Then we should be fine.
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Task: Make Number 51 Create Invasion "Documentary" (8h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 6
After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
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Why are you working so hard to save the Human Race?
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I have developed a deep affection for your flawed but noble species.
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Also, I have a gift certificate for a spa day that I have not used yet. I do not want it to go to waste.
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Task: Make Number 51 Send Invasion "Documentary" to the Mothership (4h, Brown House)
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Did your plan work?
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They believed that the footage was of another alien race conquering this planet.
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Woo hoo!
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However, that did not discourage them from wanting to conquer the earth themselves.
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D'oh!
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But the romantic subplot between divorced federal agents who reignite their passion made the council think that humans would be too annoying to deal with.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 7
After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
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To Earth, its wonderful peoples and heavenly hot stone massages!
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Task: Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement (8h, Stonecutter Lodge) Task: Make Number 51 Consume "Meat" Product (1h, Krusty Burger) Task: Make Number 51 Watch TV (24h, Brown House)
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So is nobody going to say how strange it is that a Martian is just wandering around Springfield?
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We have leprechauns that poop money and run away if you tap them – nobody thinks that's weird.
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I actually do... but I see your point.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to The Stonecutters
Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 36
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Number 36, I have a task of the utmost importance.
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Lay it on me, I owe you guys for “taking care” of that little incident between Mr. Teeny and Barack Obama's dog.
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Like every powerful secret society, The Stonecutters are highly dependent on a subsidy from the Corn lobby.
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We need you to sell corn in your restaurants.
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Dude, everything in my restaurant is made of corn and some kind of adhesive. The buns, the pickles, even the Laughy Meal toys.
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Excellent. Now figure out a way to double that.
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Task: Make Number 36 Promote Corn-sumerism (4h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 600
After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
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Skinner, as Chosen One I'm ordering you to alter some records at the school.
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But Chosen One, I could lose my job for tampering with school records.
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Besides, Bart needs to learn that his actions have consequences.
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Who said anything about the boy? I want you to make Lisa's "F" in Physical Education go away.
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Lisa?! Anything for her!
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Her test scores are the only thing that keeps us from having to put quotation marks around the word “school.”
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Task: Make Number 600 Tamper with School Records (4h, Springfield Elementary)
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Oh my goodness! I'm going to be presented with an award for excellence. I'll to have to shift some things around on my award shelf.
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Wait, this can't be right. It says I'm getting an award for outstanding performance in Physical Education?!
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Ooh, I'll bet those Stonecutters are behind this.
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Still. An award is an award. I better go scrunch some trophies closer together.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 85
After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
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Ach! It's great being a Stonecutter, but I hate having to wear this silly robe.
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How kin ye feel like a man when ye're wearing a floor-length gown?
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Ah bet with a few alterations Willie could turn this girly dress into a manly skirt!
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Task: Make Number 85 Fashion Robes into a Kilt (4h, Willie's Shack) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 21
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Ah, having a cocktail with the guys.
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It's nice to not be the booze monkey who has to jump every time someone says, “I need another beer!”
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I need another beer!
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Moe, could you shamble down to the basement and fetch another keg?
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Why me? I outrank a lot of these guys!
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I know, but the kegs are large and must be carried on one's back. We need a man with a good hump between his shoulders.
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Well, okay. I guess it's nice to be wanted for my body.
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Task: Make Number 21 Restock the Stonecutter Keggery (4h, Stonecutter Lodge) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 50
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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You asked to see me, O great 1?
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Ah yes, Number 50, I'm embarrassed to say I've had a few more parking tickets.
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But how? You have the ultimate parking sticker. You can park anywhere. Even in your office building.
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We had to change all kinds of building codes to let you drive through the lobby like that.
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Yes, but although I'm usually allowed to park near hydrants, I cannot when firemen are actively fighting an apartment fire.
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It looks like they cited you for “parking on top of their hoses.” And for your car being on fire. I'll take care of these right away.
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And I'll make sure those firemen get only the worst fires from now on!
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You needn't bother.
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But you know that thing where women think all firemen are sexy?
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Yeah.
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Maybe not so much for those guys.
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Got it.
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Task: Make Number 50 Dispose of Parking Tickets (4h, Stonecutter Lodge) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 111
After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark
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Where am I? Why am I wearing this robe? Who put this chicken wing in my hand?
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You are a Stonecutter, this an event planning meeting and you were giving the “ice” report.
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Good. Thank you, Number 111.
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You know, in my day we didn't need ice! Room temperature – that was the latest craze!
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Oh, dear God…
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Back then, we worked hard to out-racist each other and developed new and exciting ways to explain away science…
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We must review our retirement/euthanasia policy.
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Task: Make Number 111 Reminisce How Things Were Better (4h, Stonecutter Lodge) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 22
After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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Hello Number 22, my dear friend! How are you enjoying your mayorship?
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I am loving it. Thank you. It was the most amazing Secret Santa gift anyone could hope for.
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I'm just glad you like it. While I'm here, would it be possible to get some by-laws passed?
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Whatever you want. Just tell my girl.
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Don't you want to look these over? Some of them are rather nefarious.
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Then peddle it somewhere else because I have a responsibility to my constituents.
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Good one, 22! Those improv classes are paying off.
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Did I, er, say it right? Constituents? That's a word, isn't it?
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Task: Make Number 22 Sneak in a Bylaw (4h, Town Hall) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 66
Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 2
After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark
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Oh Number 2, masterminding evil plots has really taken its toll on me.
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You just need a little perking up. I'll schedule a liver transplant for you.
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Is my liver failing?!
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No, but it's nice to have new stuff.
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Well, all right. But aren't there waiting lists for these sorts of things?
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Pshaw! You let me worry about that.
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Task: Make Number 2 Re-jig Waiting Lists (4h, Springfield General Hospital) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 59
After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark
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Number 59, I notice that when the other members talk you seem to pay very close attention.
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Not to every member, just the distinguished ones like Mr. Burns… and you.
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Would you mind taking minutes during our next meeting?
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I'll hang on your every word.
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Task: Make Number 59 Take Meeting Minutes (4h, Stonecutter Lodge) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 12
After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark
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Man, being in a secret cult is the best!
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It ain't gonna be secret much longer if you keep inviting people to join.
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Do you really want all these idiots to get in?
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No! I hate them all. I don't want any of them to get in. It's just…
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I think I'm addicted to hazing.
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Task: Make Number 12 Haze Initiate (4h, Stonecutter Lodge) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 14
After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark
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Hey, Lenny, they want me to pose for the cover of the Stonecutter’s Annual Report!
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Do you think they asked you because they’re getting heat for not allowing women and they’re trying to seem more… inclusive?
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No! They chose me cause I’m photogenic.
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Though they want me to pose in a wheelchair and wear a shirt that says, “Trans-gender”.
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Work it, Girl!
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You know I will.
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Task: Make Number 14 Do Stonecutters Publicity Piece (4h, Stonecutter Lodge) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 314
After tapping on Frink's exclamation mark
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Number 314, I need you to build a “doomsday” weapon.
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We're the only secret organization without one and it's getting embarrassing.
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Certainly. There are basically two ways we could go…
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There is implosion, with the sucking and whooshing and everyone crowded into a teeny-tiny speck…
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Or there is explosion with the booms and the flashes and everything gets waaaay more spread out… very roomy…
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I leave the choice to you. Have fun with it!
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Task: Make Number 314 Create a Doomsday Weapon (4h, Frink's Lab)
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Good glay-vin! I've done it! I've built a device which will alter the universe as we know it!
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How does it work?
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It's a “What if?” device. I simply set it to: “What if the big bang missed?” and everything changes.
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Until we use it we won't know exactly what happens.
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We could be erased from existence or we could look the same but with noses right next to our butts. Which would be… bad, too. Ahoyvin.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 79
After tapping on Disco Stu's exclamation mark
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Lodge Brothers from other Lodge Mothers. I've brought you the gift of disco.
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Dance floor, strobe, and DJ – everything to make this a Boogie Night.
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But we're all dudes. Who are we going to dance with?
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Turn the lights down as low as they go and you can't see that you're dancing alone!
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That's what Disco Stu does every night.
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Every. Single. Night.
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Disco Stu just realized he has crippling depression.
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Task: Make Number 79 Host Disco Night at the Lodge (4h, Stonecutter Lodge) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 67
After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark
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Hello Number 67.
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Gah! Every time I hear my name it reminds me that Brockman, that overpaid hairstyle, is one rank higher than me!
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You know, if you were able to, er uh, snarl traffic in the district of my political rival, I may be able to, er-uh, bump you up a few numbers.
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If there's one thing I'm good at, it's ruining someone else's day. Traffic, get ready to stand still!
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Task: Make Number 67 Redirect Traffic Flow (4h, Stonecutter Lodge)
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I did it! Now give me my new number!
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You idiot! You taunted Brockman the whole time. On the air! You used my name!
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Now I have to get an aide to change their name to Quimby so I can pin the rap on them.
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I'm starting to think that punishing commuters for petty slights committed by their elected officials might not be, er ah, worth it.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 5
After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark
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Well, Homer, looks like you saved the best for last!
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You better believe that's a paddlin'!
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Task: Make Number 908 Get Paddled (16h, Homer) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Other changes made
- Michael D'Amico is assigned to the group Youngster.
- Princess Kashmire and Mrs. Bouvier are assigned to the group Women.
- All the jobs set at the Stonecutter Lodge are now premium.
- Homer's Wear The Stone Of Triumph and Mr. Burns' Take A Dip In The Money Pool jobs are now premium.
- Stonecutters questlines are added back to the game for the sale, some modified due to the removal of the Event currency and Number 1 tasks. All of them rewards money instead of Emblems.
- Payout for completing More Stone Cutters is reduced from 2,000 and 40 to 1,750 and 35.
- Payout for completing Even More Stonecutters is reduced from 1,750 and 35 to 1,500 and 30.
- Building the Stonecutter Lodge yelds 140 instead of 200.
- Placing the Sacred Parchment now yelds 1,000.
- Placing the Ark Of The Stonecovenant now yelds 50.
- Placing the Stone of Triumph now yelds 65.
- Placing the Stonecutter Table now yelds 120.
- It's now not possible to sell the Hieroglyph Wall.
- Early Access flag to the Chalk Outlines, and thus their availability in the shop for players below level 49, is removed, 1 week early, though the end date is still present.
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