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'''Homer's Brain''': This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past. | '''Homer's Brain''': This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past. | ||
| − | '''Homer''': Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom. | + | '''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom. |
| − | '''Marge''': Oh, my God! | + | '''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': Oh, my God! |
'''Homer's Brain''': No, the other secret! | '''Homer's Brain''': No, the other secret! | ||
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'''Marge''': Well, that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does. | '''Marge''': Well, that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does. | ||
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| − | '''Grampa''': ''(writing a letter')'' Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am ''not'' a crackpot. | + | '''[[Abraham Simpson|Grampa]]''': ''(writing a letter')'' Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am ''not'' a crackpot. |
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| − | '''Bart''': What are you going to change your name to when you grow up? | + | '''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': What are you going to change your name to when you grow up? |
| − | '''Lisa''': Lois Sanborn. | + | '''[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]''': Lois Sanborn. |
'''Bart''': Steve Bennett. | '''Bart''': Steve Bennett. | ||
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Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders! | Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders! | ||
| − | '''Ned''': Knock that off, you two. It's time for church! | + | '''[[Ned Flanders|Ned]]''': Knock that off, you two. It's time for church! |
| − | '''Rod''': We're not going to church today! | + | '''[[Rod Flanders|Rod]]''': We're not going to church today! |
'''Ned''': What? You give me one good reason! | '''Ned''': What? You give me one good reason! | ||
| − | '''Todd''': It's Saturday. | + | '''[[Todd Flanders|Todd]]''': It's Saturday. |
'''Ned''': Okely dokily-doo! | '''Ned''': Okely dokily-doo! | ||
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'''Singers''': Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders. | '''Singers''': Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders. | ||
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| − | '''Dondelinger''': Alright, here are your exams, fifty questions true or false. | + | '''[[Harlan Dondelinger|Dondelinger]]''': Alright, here are your exams, fifty questions true or false. |
'''Homer''': True. | '''Homer''': True. | ||
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'''Homer''': This is not happening! | '''Homer''': This is not happening! | ||
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| − | '''Roger Meyers, Jr''': Hey, how would you kids like a tour of the studio? Abe, are you coming? | + | '''[[Roger Meyers, Jr.]]''': Hey, how would you kids like a tour of the studio? Abe, are you coming? |
'''Grampa''': Any stairs? | '''Grampa''': Any stairs? | ||
| − | '''Roger Meyers, Jr''': Just one. | + | '''Roger Meyers, Jr.''': Just one. |
'''Grampa''': Nuts to you. | '''Grampa''': Nuts to you. | ||
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Homer's Brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.
Homer: Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Marge: Oh, my God!
Homer's Brain: No, the other secret!
Homer: Marge, I never graduated from High School.
Marge: Well, that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does.
Grampa: (writing a letter') Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
Bart: What are you going to change your name to when you grow up?
Lisa: Lois Sanborn.
Bart: Steve Bennett.
Bart: Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing nothing?
Grampa: I figured it was because the Demmie-crats were back in power.
Lisa's Brain: Poor predictable Bart. Always takes 'rock'.
Bart's Brain: Good ol' 'rock'. Nuthin' beats that!
Bart: Rock!
Lisa: Paper.
Bart: D'oh!
Secretary: Is this the Abraham Simpson who wrote the Itchy and Scratchy episode?
Grampa: Ishy and what? No, you must be some kind of crazy person.
Secretary: I'm sorry, but we have a substantial check here for a Mr. Abraham Simpson.
Grampa: That's right. I did the Iggy.
Homer: I never passed Remedial Science 1A.
Marge: And you're a nuclear technician?
Homer: Marge! Ix-nay on the uclear-nay echnician-tay.
Marge: What did you say?
Homer: I dunno. I flunked Latin, too.
Grampa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
Singers: Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders.
Homer: Not me!
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
Ned: Knock that off, you two. It's time for church!
Rod: We're not going to church today!
Ned: What? You give me one good reason!
Todd: It's Saturday.
Ned: Okely dokily-doo!
Singers: Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders.
Dondelinger: Alright, here are your exams, fifty questions true or false.
Homer: True.
Dondelinger: Homer, I was just describing the test.
Homer: True.
Dondelinger: Look Homer, just take the test and you'll do fine.
Homer: False.
Dondelinger: Now, I'm going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has.
Homer: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dondelinger: The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet donut.
Homer: This is not happening!
Roger Meyers, Jr.: Hey, how would you kids like a tour of the studio? Abe, are you coming?
Grampa: Any stairs?
Roger Meyers, Jr.: Just one.
Grampa: Nuts to you.
Lisa: Grampa, how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?
Grampa: I don't know!
Homer: Alright brain. You don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer
Homer's Brain: It's a deal.
Dondelinger: Welcome to Remedial Science 1A. My wife recently passed away. I thought that maybe teaching would ease my loneliness.
Homer: Will this be on the test?
Dondelinger: No!
Homer: Ohhh. (erases note from his cheat sheet)
Bart: What about Grampa? He's pretty out of it. He let those guys use his checkbook for a whole year.
Bart: Hey, Grampa, we need to know your first name.
Grampa: You're making my tombstone!?
Bart: I'll never watch an awards show again.
Homer: I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.
Homer: What can I say? It hasn't been easy staying in my rut.
