Difference between revisions of "Wikisimpsons:Previously featured comic quotes"

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All previously featured comic quotes.

February 1, 2014 - March 2, 2014

"Homer? Homer Simpson?"

―Scorpio

"Mr. Scorpion?"

―Homer

"Still Scorpio, Homer. I may be eatings bugs now-adays, but I haven't become one. So how's my favorite ex-emplyee? How are the Broncos doing?"

―Scorpio

"The what now?"

―Homer

"The Denver Broncos. I gave them to you as a gift, remember?"

―Scorpio

"Oh, yeah. They.... um... won the Superbowl."

―Homer^[src]

January 2, 2014 - February 1, 2014

"What kind of name is "Grenouille?""

―Bart

"It's French for "Frog." How can you not know that? You lived in France for two months!"

―Lisa

"I did?"

―Bart

"Yes! You spoke French fluently!"

―Lisa

"Who with the what now?"

―Bart^[src]

December 1, 2013 - January 2, 2014

"Even though Christmas is a Christian holiday, it is observed by many non-Christians. It's a season when people try a little harder to be good to one another. Santa is a symbol of that. The warmth and goodwill of Christmas time brings out the best in people. Sure, the "red and white" version that we're familiar with today was manufactured by a cola company, but that doesn't change the fact that Santa is a symbol of peace and joy. Don't take the joy away from Rod and Todd."

―Lisa^[src]

November 1, 2013 - December 1, 2013

"You're part of the Flanders flock, now! There's a lot of family history you need to catch up on!"

―Ned Flanders

"And, i'd dong-ding-doodly love to!"

―Edna Krabappel^[src]

July 1, 2013 - November 1, 2013

"Milhouse! You're going to summer school? I thought you passed!"

―Bart Simpson

"I did, but my mom is sending me anyway. She says having me around the house all summer makes her plants die."

―Milhouse^[src]

June 6, 2013 - July 1, 2013

"Uh-oh. I know that devious look."

―Lisa

"Yes, but this time I'll use my evil genius for good!"

―Bart^[src]

May 2, 2013 - June 6, 2013

"Milhouse, are you feeling okay?"

―Lisa

"Nothing that playing my saxophone wouldn't cure."

―Milhouse

"You don't play the sax."

―Lisa^[src]

April 1, 2013 - May 2, 2013

"Punchin' people when ya go Christmas carolin' ain't gonna get you no cookies. Just a lotta court orders."

―Moe Szyslak^[src]

March 6, 2013 - April 1, 2013

"Kid cops? Now I've seen everything!"

―Michael D'Amico

"Have you ever seen a flying puppy sneeze rainbows?"

―Ralph Wiggum

"What? No!'"

―Michael

"Then I guess you haven't seen everything!"

―Ralph

"Huh? What's wrong with you?"

―Michael^[src]

February 1, 2013 - March 6, 2013

"Calm, mes amis. Let's solve this in a judicious way."

―Martin

"I'll bash your head in a jupuci ... jucidip ... judidici ... whatever you said way!"

―Kearney^[src]

January 3, 2013 - February 1, 2013

"Bart, you are denser than osmium."

―Lisa

"Meh. I can't be offended by what I don't understand."

―Bart^[src]

December 1, 2012 - January 3, 2013

"I'm worried about how aggressive he's getting. We may have to kennel him until we find out what's wrong."

―Marge

"Which one? Homer or Santa's Little Helper?"

―Bart^[src]

November 2, 2012 - December 1, 2012

"Jimbo, do you and your friend like wieners?"

―Carol Jones

"Yeah, Mom. And if you wanna call 'em hot dogs next time, that's cool, too."

―Jimbo Jones^[src]

October 5, 2012 - November 2, 2012

"Chief Wiggum, you've failed the city you swore to protect!"

―Sideshow Bob, masquerading as Bartman from the future

"Now see here! I didn't swear to any such thing. And if I did, it was just an empty promise!"

―Chief Wiggum^[src]

September 1, 2012 - October 5, 2012

"Know that these "rolling freeze-outs" are largely the result of a power plant mismanagement..."

―Mr. Burns

"This won't stand! My dad works at that plant, and he'll do something!"

―Bart

"...caused by an employee in Sector 7G who hasn't been to work because he didn't want to get out of bed this week."

―Mr. Burns

"Never mind."

―Bart^[src]

August 1, 2012 - September 1, 2012

"Mom, can I be a Ninja Assassin when I grow up?"

―Bart Simpson^[src]

July 1, 2012 - August 1, 2012

"Help, Bart! Help! I'm stuck, and I have to go to the little boys' room!"

―Homer Simpson^[src]