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:''(When Marge suggests that Homer get rid of the candy ball, Homer looks at it. He imagines that it comes to life)'' | :''(When Marge suggests that Homer get rid of the candy ball, Homer looks at it. He imagines that it comes to life)'' | ||
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:'''Candy Ball:''' "I think you should get rid of ''her''. Then, we can be together - FOREVER!!" | :'''Candy Ball:''' "I think you should get rid of ''her''. Then, we can be together - FOREVER!!" | ||
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:'''Homer:''' "Ugh, Maybe you're right, Marge. Or maybe ''you're'' right, Candy Ball. No! Marge ... or maybe ... no!" | :'''Homer:''' "Ugh, Maybe you're right, Marge. Or maybe ''you're'' right, Candy Ball. No! Marge ... or maybe ... no!" | ||
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:'''Homer:''' ''(looking at a children's book)'' "The Bear Went Over The Mountain"?! | :'''Homer:''' ''(looking at a children's book)'' "The Bear Went Over The Mountain"?! | ||
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:'''Homer:'''"AND THE THREE BEARS!!!" | :'''Homer:'''"AND THE THREE BEARS!!!" | ||
:''(He flees in a panic)'' | :''(He flees in a panic)'' | ||
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:''(After Homer throws a pine cone into the clearing, hunters emerge and pelt it with shotgun blasts. The bear whines)'' | :''(After Homer throws a pine cone into the clearing, hunters emerge and pelt it with shotgun blasts. The bear whines)'' | ||
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:'''Homer:''' "Wait, stop. I know bullets can be scary, but I have an idea. First, we pull off all your fur." | :'''Homer:''' "Wait, stop. I know bullets can be scary, but I have an idea. First, we pull off all your fur." | ||
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:''(He pulls out a chunk of the bear's fur. It roars in his face)'' | :''(He pulls out a chunk of the bear's fur. It roars in his face)'' | ||
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:'''Homer:''' "All right, all right, I'm still thinking!" (gasps, gets an idea)'' "They're looking for a ''male'' bear, right ... ? '' | :'''Homer:''' "All right, all right, I'm still thinking!" (gasps, gets an idea)'' "They're looking for a ''male'' bear, right ... ? '' | ||
:''(pulls out a large knife, the bear smacks it out of his hand)'' | :''(pulls out a large knife, the bear smacks it out of his hand)'' | ||
:'''Homer:''' Oh, it's so easy to condemn, so hard to create!' | :'''Homer:''' Oh, it's so easy to condemn, so hard to create!' | ||
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:''(Grant is telling his fellow hunters how to deal with the bear)'' | :''(Grant is telling his fellow hunters how to deal with the bear)'' | ||
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:'''Grant:''' "... Unless we take him down!" ''(cocks shotgun)'' | :'''Grant:''' "... Unless we take him down!" ''(cocks shotgun)'' | ||
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:'''Cletus:''' "Yeah, all the way down." ''(cocks shotgun)'' | :'''Cletus:''' "Yeah, all the way down." ''(cocks shotgun)'' | ||
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:'''Grant:''' "What you said didn't really add much." ''(cocks shotgun)'' | :'''Grant:''' "What you said didn't really add much." ''(cocks shotgun)'' | ||
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:'''Cletus:''' "I know. I just wanted to belong." ''(cocks shotgun)'' | :'''Cletus:''' "I know. I just wanted to belong." ''(cocks shotgun)'' | ||
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:'''Grant:''' "Well, we all feel that way sometimes." ''(cocks shotgun)'' | :'''Grant:''' "Well, we all feel that way sometimes." ''(cocks shotgun)'' | ||
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''(The bushes rustle, all the men, including Grant and Cletus, cock their shotguns)'' | ''(The bushes rustle, all the men, including Grant and Cletus, cock their shotguns)'' | ||
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Revision as of 05:46, August 31, 2012
- (When Marge suggests that Homer get rid of the candy ball, Homer looks at it. He imagines that it comes to life)
- Candy Ball: "I think you should get rid of her. Then, we can be together - FOREVER!!"
- Homer: "Ugh, Maybe you're right, Marge. Or maybe you're right, Candy Ball. No! Marge ... or maybe ... no!"
- Homer: (looking at a children's book) "The Bear Went Over The Mountain"?!
- (looks at another)
- Homer:"'The Berenstain Bears"!! Ah! Ah!"
- (sighs in relief as he looks at another)
- Homer:"Goldilocks."
- (sees the rest of the title)
- Homer:"AND THE THREE BEARS!!!"
- (He flees in a panic)
- (After Homer throws a pine cone into the clearing, hunters emerge and pelt it with shotgun blasts. The bear whines)
- Homer: "Wait, stop. I know bullets can be scary, but I have an idea. First, we pull off all your fur."
- (He pulls out a chunk of the bear's fur. It roars in his face)
- Homer: "All right, all right, I'm still thinking!" (gasps, gets an idea) "They're looking for a male bear, right ... ?
- (pulls out a large knife, the bear smacks it out of his hand)
- Homer: Oh, it's so easy to condemn, so hard to create!'
- (Grant is telling his fellow hunters how to deal with the bear)
- Grant: "... Unless we take him down!" (cocks shotgun)
- Cletus: "Yeah, all the way down." (cocks shotgun)
- Grant: "What you said didn't really add much." (cocks shotgun)
- Cletus: "I know. I just wanted to belong." (cocks shotgun)
- Grant: "Well, we all feel that way sometimes." (cocks shotgun)
(The bushes rustle, all the men, including Grant and Cletus, cock their shotguns)
