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When on stage Bart sings,

Bart: Satan, eat my shorts!

Iwas a sinner, a real bad kid.

What thou shalt not, Ishalt did.

Neighbors cat I tried to neuter,

Took a whiz on the school's computer.

Sherri and Terri: He took a whiz, oh yes he did.

Bart: But now I changed, you can't deny.

Come on up and testify.

Sherri and Terri: Testify, testify, come on up and testify!

Abe: My hip's misbehavin'.

(Bart kicks his cane away.)

Sherri and Terri: Testify!

Patty: Got a nicotine cravin'.

(Bart slaps the cigarette out of her mouth.)

Sherri and Terri: Testify!

Frink: There's a cramp in my glavin'.

(Bart kicks frink in the back side.)

Bart: Testify!

Crowd: Testify! Testify!

Milhouse: My glasses make me look like a geek!

(Bart tosses milhouse's glasses away.)

Bart: now you'll get the girls you seek!

Sherri nd Terri: We'll see you at make out creek!

Crowd: Bart's the boy of the hour.

He's got the power.

So raise your voice and don't be shy,

Tes-ti . . .Tes-ti. . .

Bart and Crowd: Tes-ti-fy!

Crowd: Testify, testify, come on up and testify!

Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome Brother's Little Helper Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Treehouse of Horror X E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Eight Misbehavin' Take My Wife, Sleaze Grift of the Magi Little Big Mom Faith Off The Mansion Family Saddlesore Galactica Alone Again, Natura-Diddily Missionary: Impossible Pygmoelian Bart to the Future Days of Wine and D'oh'ses Kill the Alligator and Run Last Tap Dance in Springfield It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Behind the Laughter