Revision as of 16:32, June 9, 2024
| Princess Pride
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Princess Pride is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 47 content update. It requires Florence of Arabia to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
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Women, grab your husbands! And husbands, grab your wallets! Princess Kashmir is back in Springfield!
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*Gasp* Are you a princess?
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No, stupid, she's too old to be a princess. She's probably a queen.
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Am I old? I've been lying about my age for so long I don't know what it is anymore.
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No one wants an aging adult entertainer. And I have started to notice the effects of gravity…
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Like when Mars was in retrograde motion recently.
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Maybe it's time I found a skill that uses the 8th sexiest body part – my mind!
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Actually 9th. I forgot about toes.
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Task: "Build Education Annex". It takes {{{2}}}.
Task: "Make Princess Kashmir Better Herself". The job takes place at the Adult Education Annex and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
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Wow, I had no idea how many jobs there were that don't involve taking off your clothes.
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There's vet tech, tennis pro, nude art model.
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Well, two out of three of those don't involve taking off your clothes, anyway.
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What I want is a job where I can really interact with people, day in and day out!
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Maybe where they tip me in a jar instead of stuffed into my underpants.
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| Task: "Make Princess Kashmir Work at Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
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Miss Springfield, it's been forever!
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I'm sorry have we met?
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Don't you remember? We met at that ribbon cutting ceremony for the new ribbon factory.
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Oh, right, the one next to the oversized novelty scissor emporium.
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That's the one! So what have you been up to?
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Mostly opening boat shows and working with the mayor on our charity that keeps struggling motels in business.
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Oh, I also started teaching a class about how to be a professional celebrity. Like me!
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You know, I'm a bit of a celebrity myself. I have been on Springfield Squares several times.
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Center?
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No. Middle right.
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Better than being a corner.
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Any interest in being my TA?
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I'm really trying to stay away from T and A.
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Teacher's assistant?
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Oh, THAT I do.
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Task: "Make Princess Kashmir Help Teach a Class on Class". The job takes place at the Adult Education Annex and takes 60 minutes.
If Miss Springfield is owned: Task: "Make Miss Springfield Teach a Class on Class". The job takes place at the Adult Education Annex and takes 60 minutes.
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Gosh, all those students staring up at me, drooling, smelling of booze. What fun! And somehow strangely familiar…
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We teachers are the real heroes. Not like those crummy firefighters.
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Tell me about it. They have zero pizzazz sliding down their pole.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
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And welcome back to BrockTalk, with your host, me, Kent Brockman.
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The topic is The Economy: Pro or Con.
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With us is a leading economic analyst, a retired Treasury Secretary, and former middle right square Princess Kashmir.
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Princess Kashmir, since you won the three-way coin toss, the first question goes to you.
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What do you think has caused our current economic woes?
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Not having enough jobs, not supporting the troops enough, and kids today.
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There you have it, folks! Blatant platitudes, delivered with brazen confidence and a stunning smile.
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Ms. Kashmir, have you ever considered a career in doing nothing while people love you for it?
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| Task: "Make Princess Kashmir Be a Professional Celebrity". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
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The life of a professional celebrity isn't everything I'd hoped it would be.
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How many charity 5Ks can one woman be expected to decline?
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Plus the only sports persona that's asked me to marry him has been the Capital City Goofball.
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I miss the simpler days when a woman could be objectified honestly.
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I want to go back to being a dancer!
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| Task: "Make Princess Kashmir Practice Kicks". The job takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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