Difference between revisions of "Million Dollar Maybe/Quotes"

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Lisa: You guys will be the hit of cousin Valerie's wedding reception!

Bart: Can I just ask, who the hell says po-tah-to?

Homer: Songwriters who are stuck.

Marge: Homie, I'm still a little nervous about performing in front of all those people.

Homer: Don't worry, sweetie. With me at your side, our toast will do just what it's supposed to: Steal focus from the bride

Mr. Burns: Oh, I feel like I'm mashing the tufty on the links at St. Andrew's!

Waylon Smithers: Sir, your cheeks are ruddy! Did you eat a sugar cube when I wasn't watching?

Mr. Burns: No, it's all thanks to this self-powered experience approximater!

Lisa: I've never seen Mr. Burns this happy. Just think what that game could do for grampa and his friends!

Carl: If it's your lucky day, you'd be a fool not to take advantage of it.

Homer: Hey, any part of a cookie you can't eat is just a waste of time.

Homer: Here I am a millionaire, and I can't even help the woman who gave birth to me.

Barney: Why don't you just buy things your family needs, and leave them where they'll find them?

Homer: Oh, Barney, that's brilliant!

Bart: Okay, let me get this straight: You got all this moola, legitimately, but you're too scared to do anything fun with it?

Homer: Son, if I was interested in fun, I would've run away the day you were born.

Bart: Look, man, you've got to enjoy yourself a little. You work hard, or at least you're out of the house a lot.

Homer: You're right. I have been acting like telethon Jerry Lewis when I should've been acting like rest-of-the-year Jerry Lewis.