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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Hi, I'm Kent Brockman. ''[polite applause]'' | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Hi, I'm Kent Brockman. ''[polite applause]'' | ||
{{qf|{{ch|Britney Spears}}}} And I'm teen sensation, Britney Spears. ''[loud applause]'' | {{qf|{{ch|Britney Spears}}}} And I'm teen sensation, Britney Spears. ''[loud applause]'' | ||
| − | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} And I'm Kent Brockman. ''[no applause; Kent gestures to Britney Spears]'' With | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} And I'm Kent Brockman. ''[no applause; Kent gestures to Britney Spears]'' With Britney Spears! ''[wild applause]'' |
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{{qf|Doctor}} You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything. | {{qf|Doctor}} You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything. | ||
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{{qf|Doctor}} Yes. | {{qf|Doctor}} Yes. | ||
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Hysterical pregnancy? | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Hysterical pregnancy? | ||
| − | {{qf|Doctor}} Uh . . . a little bit, yes. | + | {{qf|Doctor}} Uh... a little bit, yes. |
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{{qf|Pirate Captain}} Set a course for hidden pirate island, AKA [[Hong Kong]]! | {{qf|Pirate Captain}} Set a course for hidden pirate island, AKA [[Hong Kong]]! | ||
Revision as of 08:32, February 2, 2019
- Kent Brockman: Hi, I'm Kent Brockman. [polite applause]
- Britney Spears: And I'm teen sensation, Britney Spears. [loud applause]
- Kent Brockman: And I'm Kent Brockman. [no applause; Kent gestures to Britney Spears] With Britney Spears! [wild applause]
- Doctor: You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
- Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
- Doctor: Yes.
- Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes?
- Doctor: Yes.
- Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
- Doctor: Uh... a little bit, yes.
- Pirate Captain: Set a course for hidden pirate island, AKA Hong Kong!
- Homer: Are you friendly pirates?
- Pirate Captain: Uhh, not really, no.
- Pirate: Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things!
- Lisa: Ah, it's good to be home.
- Homer: I don't know; after living like a billionaire, this place is kind of a dump.
- Bart: Nah, it's not so bad. Here, we can spit on the floor. [spits on the floor]
