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{{qf|Photographer}} Light is not your friend. | {{qf|Photographer}} Light is not your friend. | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} '' | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} ''[dressed as Copernicus]'' Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round. |
{{qf|[[Lindsay Naegle]]}} Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus! | {{qf|[[Lindsay Naegle]]}} Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus! | ||
{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord. | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord. | ||
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{{qf|Announcer}} All right judges. Who is our winner? | {{qf|Announcer}} All right judges. Who is our winner? | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} '' | + | {{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} ''[stands up holding paper]'' The winner is me for being seen with you freaks. |
{{qf|Homer}} Judges can't win the contests! Boo! | {{qf|Homer}} Judges can't win the contests! Boo! | ||
| − | {{qf|Lenny}} You brought us of our dignity! '' | + | {{qf|Lenny}} You brought us of our dignity! ''[throws an urinal cake]'' |
| − | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Well you-- '' | + | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Well you-- ''[the urinal cake hits him in the head and fells on the table and he picks it]'' Ah! A urinal cake! You sir have crossed the line. ''[throws a trophy at Lenny who ducks and hits [[Kirk]] knocking him out and the other contestants start a riot and throws pudding at the judges]'' |
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} '' | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[in the audience]'' People stop stop! We're not animals! |
:''[Riot continues and a truck Van Gogh Exhibit stops in the riot.]'' | :''[Riot continues and a truck Van Gogh Exhibit stops in the riot.]'' | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} '' | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[covers the picture of Van Gogh with pudding]'' Take that! |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Riots tipped the truck over and erupts in flames and they cheer Lisa groans and a pudding splats on her face and wipes it out and another pudding splats on her face.]'' |
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- Homer: You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here.
- Photographer: Light is not your friend.
- Comic Book Guy: [dressed as Copernicus] Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round.
- Lindsay Naegle: Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus!
- Comic Book Guy: Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord.
- Lisa: We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theatre. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex."
- [At the gross-out contest.]
- Lisa: This is so embarrassing!
- Marge: Lisa, did anyone force you to come here today?
- Lisa: You.
- Marge: Well, no one's forcing you to stay.
- Lisa: Fine, then I'm leaving.
- Marge: You're not going anywhere.
- Announcer: All right judges. Who is our winner?
- Rainer Wolfcastle: [stands up holding paper] The winner is me for being seen with you freaks.
- Homer: Judges can't win the contests! Boo!
- Lenny: You brought us of our dignity! [throws an urinal cake]
- Krusty: Well you-- [the urinal cake hits him in the head and fells on the table and he picks it] Ah! A urinal cake! You sir have crossed the line. [throws a trophy at Lenny who ducks and hits Kirk knocking him out and the other contestants start a riot and throws pudding at the judges]
- Lisa: [in the audience] People stop stop! We're not animals!
- [Riot continues and a truck Van Gogh Exhibit stops in the riot.]
- Homer: [covers the picture of Van Gogh with pudding] Take that!
- [Riots tipped the truck over and erupts in flames and they cheer Lisa groans and a pudding splats on her face and wipes it out and another pudding splats on her face.]
