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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Monty Can't Buy Me Love|Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Monty Can't Buy Me Love|Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo}} | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl]]}} Let's make litter out of these literati! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} That's too clever, you're one of THEM! | |
| − | {{qf|Carl}} Let's make litter out of these literati! | ||
| − | {{qf|Lenny}} That's too clever, you're one of THEM! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here. | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here. |
{{qf|Photographer}} Light is not your friend. | {{qf|Photographer}} Light is not your friend. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} (dressed as Copernicus) Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round. | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} ''(dressed as Copernicus)'' Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round. |
| − | {{qf|Lindsay Naegle}} Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus! | + | {{qf|[[Lindsay Naegle]]}} Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus! |
{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord. | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Lisa}} We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theatre. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex." | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theatre. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex." |
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| − | :''[At the gross-out contest]'' | + | :''[At the gross-out contest.]'' |
{{qf|Lisa}} This is so embarrassing! | {{qf|Lisa}} This is so embarrassing! | ||
| − | {{qf|Marge}} Lisa, did anyone force you to come here today? | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Lisa, did anyone force you to come here today? |
{{qf|Lisa}} You. | {{qf|Lisa}} You. | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Well, no one's forcing you to stay. | {{qf|Marge}} Well, no one's forcing you to stay. | ||
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{{qf|Announcer}} All right judges. Who is our winner? | {{qf|Announcer}} All right judges. Who is our winner? | ||
| − | {{qf|Rainer}} (stands up holding paper) The winner is me | + | {{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} ''(stands up holding paper)'' The winner is me for being seen with you freaks. |
{{qf|Homer}} Judges can't win the contests! Boo! | {{qf|Homer}} Judges can't win the contests! Boo! | ||
| − | {{qf|Lenny}} You brought us of our dignity! (throws an urinal cake) | + | {{qf|Lenny}} You brought us of our dignity! ''(throws an urinal cake)'' |
| − | {{qf|Krusty}} Well you-- (the urinal cake hits him in the head and fells on the table and he picks it) Ah! A urinal cake! You sir have crossed the line. (throws a trophy at Lenny who ducks and hits Kirk knocking him out and the other contestants start a riot and throws pudding at the judges) | + | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Well you-- ''(the urinal cake hits him in the head and fells on the table and he picks it)'' Ah! A urinal cake! You sir have crossed the line. ''(throws a trophy at Lenny who ducks and hits [[Kirk]] knocking him out and the other contestants start a riot and throws pudding at the judges)'' |
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} (in the audience) People stop stop! We're not animals! | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''(in the audience)'' People stop stop! We're not animals! |
| − | :''[Riot continues and a truck Van Gogh Exhibit stops in the riot]'' | + | :''[Riot continues and a truck Van Gogh Exhibit stops in the riot.]'' |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} (covers the picture of Van Gogh with pudding) Take that! (Riots tipped the truck over and erupts in flames and they cheer Lisa groans and a pudding splats on her face and wipes it out and another pudding splats on her face) | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''(covers the picture of Van Gogh with pudding)'' Take that! |
| − | + | :''(Riots tipped the truck over and erupts in flames and they cheer Lisa groans and a pudding splats on her face and wipes it out and another pudding splats on her face.)'' | |
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- Homer: You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here.
- Photographer: Light is not your friend.
- Comic Book Guy: (dressed as Copernicus) Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round.
- Lindsay Naegle: Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus!
- Comic Book Guy: Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord.
- Lisa: We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theatre. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex."
- [At the gross-out contest.]
- Lisa: This is so embarrassing!
- Marge: Lisa, did anyone force you to come here today?
- Lisa: You.
- Marge: Well, no one's forcing you to stay.
- Lisa: Fine, then I'm leaving.
- Marge: You're not going anywhere.
- Announcer: All right judges. Who is our winner?
- Rainer Wolfcastle: (stands up holding paper) The winner is me for being seen with you freaks.
- Homer: Judges can't win the contests! Boo!
- Lenny: You brought us of our dignity! (throws an urinal cake)
- Krusty: Well you-- (the urinal cake hits him in the head and fells on the table and he picks it) Ah! A urinal cake! You sir have crossed the line. (throws a trophy at Lenny who ducks and hits Kirk knocking him out and the other contestants start a riot and throws pudding at the judges)
- Lisa: (in the audience) People stop stop! We're not animals!
- [Riot continues and a truck Van Gogh Exhibit stops in the riot.]
- Homer: (covers the picture of Van Gogh with pudding) Take that!
- (Riots tipped the truck over and erupts in flames and they cheer Lisa groans and a pudding splats on her face and wipes it out and another pudding splats on her face.)
