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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' [SIGH.] Bart, your tomfoolery has risked the reputation of this school more times than I can count. I've never said this to a student before, but... ...you're the worst student this school has ever had!
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' [GASP!] Did you just say I was the best prankster?
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:'''Krusty''': Are those our ratings? Lemme see. ''[reads page]'' I lost to Channel ''Ocho''? What the hell is that? ''[turns on TV]''
:'''Seymour Skinner:''' No! The worst student!
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:'''[[Bumblebee Man]]''': ''Dos huevos, por favor. [one, two –] ¡Ay—! Ohh, que lastima ...
:'''Bart:''' Oh, that's cool, too.
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:'''Krusty''': ''[chuckles]'' I gotta steal that bit.
:'''Seymour Skinner:''' No, young man, it is most certainly not cool.
 
 
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:'''Bart:''' Aliens? Space stuff? Are you guy nerds? Is this Comic-Con?
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Moe, look over there! (as a distraction)
:'''[[Kang]]:''' No, human! I am Kang, and this is Kodos! You are aboard our intergalactic space vehicle!
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:'''[[Moe]]''': What? What am I looking at? I don't see nothing. I'm gonna stop looking soon… What? What, is that it?
:'''[[Kodos]]:''' And if this was Comic-Con, he would be dressed as deadpool and I as Harley Quinn!
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:(Homer walks into [[Moe's Tavern]])
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Hey Moe, can I look, too?
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:'''Moe''': Sure, but it'll cost ya.
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:'''Homer''': My wallet's in the car.
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:(Homer runs out)
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:'''Moe''': He is so stupid. And now back to the wall.
 
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:'''Bart:''' Why'd you guys pick me when Earth has McBain and so many other aging Hollywood action stars?
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:'''[[Krusty]]''': Ugh, 35 years in show business and already no one remembers me, just like what's-his-name and whose-it, and you know that guy, always wore a shirt?
:'''Kang/Kodos:''' Because we observed you logging an inordinate amount of time on the human combat simulator device!
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:'''Bart''': Ed Sullivan?
:'''Bart:''' That what?
 
:'''Kang/Kodos:''' You call them video games! Now it is time for you combat training in the robot-combat simulator!
 
 
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:'''Kang:''' Kodos, what have we've done?! The human child cannot possibly save us! Plus, he's eaten three pb&j sandwiches! I mean, what a pig!
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:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]''': Here's your taco, mister. Oops, I dropped it in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow. Oooow! Ooow! Oow!
:'''Kodos:''' Perhaps if we offer him as a sacrifice to the hybrids, it will buy our doomed race some time!
 
:'''Kang:''' Agreed!
 
 
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:'''Kang/Kodos:''' You have saved our species from extinction and the universe from destruction!
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:'''Bart''': I didn't know you knew [[Luke Perry]].
:'''Kang/Kodos:''' Name anything in the universe and you shall have it!
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:'''Krusty''': Pffp, know him?! He's my worthless half-brother.
:'''Bart:''' Well, I kinda got everything I need here... and my statue will look pretty awesome once it's done. But I do miss Television, so if you guys could drop me off back home, that'd be great.
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': He's a big TV star.
:'''Kang/Kodos:''' Certainly! Is there nothing else?
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:'''Krusty''': Yeah, on [[FOX|Fox]]. (Sticks out tongue)
:'''Bart:''' Well, there is one thing...
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:'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]''': Everyone is saying "[[Gabbo]] this" and "Gabbo that" – but no one is saying "Worship this" and "Jericho that".
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:'''[[Jasper]]''': What's this about Gabbo?
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Revision as of 03:06, October 23, 2018


Season Episode Quotes
080 "Marge in Chains"

"Abbot"
"Homer's Barbershop Quartet" 082
Krusty: Are those our ratings? Lemme see. [reads page] I lost to Channel Ocho? What the hell is that? [turns on TV]
Bumblebee Man: Dos huevos, por favor. [one, two –] ¡Ay—! Ohh, que lastima ...
Krusty: [chuckles] I gotta steal that bit.

Bart: Moe, look over there! (as a distraction)
Moe: What? What am I looking at? I don't see nothing. I'm gonna stop looking soon… What? What, is that it?
(Homer walks into Moe's Tavern)
Homer: Hey Moe, can I look, too?
Moe: Sure, but it'll cost ya.
Homer: My wallet's in the car.
(Homer runs out)
Moe: He is so stupid. And now back to the wall.

Krusty: Ugh, 35 years in show business and already no one remembers me, just like what's-his-name and whose-it, and you know that guy, always wore a shirt?
Bart: Ed Sullivan?

Squeaky-voiced teen: Here's your taco, mister. Oops, I dropped it in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow. Oooow! Ooow! Oow!

Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry.
Krusty: Pffp, know him?! He's my worthless half-brother.
Lisa: He's a big TV star.
Krusty: Yeah, on Fox. (Sticks out tongue)

Reverend Lovejoy: Everyone is saying "Gabbo this" and "Gabbo that" – but no one is saying "Worship this" and "Jericho that".
Jasper: What's this about Gabbo?
Season 4 Quotes
Kamp Krusty A Streetcar Named Marge Homer the Heretic Lisa the Beauty Queen Treehouse of Horror III Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie Marge Gets a Job New Kid on the Block Mr. Plow Lisa's First Word Homer's Triple Bypass Marge vs. the Monorail Selma's Choice Brother from the Same Planet I Love Lisa Duffless Last Exit to Springfield So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show The Front Whacking Day Marge in Chains Krusty Gets Kancelled