Difference between revisions of "Lisa Goes Gaga/Quotes"
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:'''[[Lady Gaga]]''': I just can't ignore a billboard in pain. We're stopping at Springfield. | :'''[[Lady Gaga]]''': I just can't ignore a billboard in pain. We're stopping at Springfield. | ||
| − | :'''Lady Gaga's | + | :'''[[Lady Gaga's accountant]]''': But- |
:'''Lady Gaga''': No buts. | :'''Lady Gaga''': No buts. | ||
:''(Lady Gaga turns to show her butt)'' | :''(Lady Gaga turns to show her butt)'' | ||
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| − | :'''[[Homer]]''': ''(pointing at Lisa)'' What's wrong with her? | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Without award shows, how would we know what movie has the best beheading? Or that "''[[Glee]]''" is a comedy? |
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''[[Homer]]''': ''(pointing at [[Lisa]])'' What's wrong with her? | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': She just found out no one likes her. I thought she knew? | :'''[[Bart]]''': She just found out no one likes her. I thought she knew? | ||
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| − | + | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': Well, I certainly wish I was "Truth Teller" but if I was you'd know because I can't keep a secret...I sleep under my bed every night because I'm scared of the cars from "''[[Cars]]''"! [whispering] If gasoline is their food, then why do they have teeth? | |
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| + | :'''Lady Gaga''': Where's the dress I wore for the [[Pope]]? | ||
| + | :'''[[Stylist]]''': [Holds up a skimpy outfit made of leather straps and crucifixes] I saw Jennifer Lopez wear it last week. | ||
| + | :'''Lady Gaga''': Burn it. Burn it now! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Let's go see Lady Gaga. Maybe that will turn that frown upside-down. | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': It's not a frown, it's a straight line of resignation. It's the same upside-down as right-side-up. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :''(Lady Gaga runs away crying) | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': Are you crying glitter? | ||
| + | :'''Lady Gaga''': Tiny diamonds. Hurts like Hell. | ||
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- Lady Gaga: I just can't ignore a billboard in pain. We're stopping at Springfield.
- Lady Gaga's accountant: But-
- Lady Gaga: No buts.
- (Lady Gaga turns to show her butt)
- Bart: Without award shows, how would we know what movie has the best beheading? Or that "Glee" is a comedy?
- Homer: (pointing at Lisa) What's wrong with her?
- Bart: She just found out no one likes her. I thought she knew?
- Milhouse: Well, I certainly wish I was "Truth Teller" but if I was you'd know because I can't keep a secret...I sleep under my bed every night because I'm scared of the cars from "Cars"! [whispering] If gasoline is their food, then why do they have teeth?
- Lady Gaga: Where's the dress I wore for the Pope?
- Stylist: [Holds up a skimpy outfit made of leather straps and crucifixes] I saw Jennifer Lopez wear it last week.
- Lady Gaga: Burn it. Burn it now!
- Homer: Let's go see Lady Gaga. Maybe that will turn that frown upside-down.
- Lisa: It's not a frown, it's a straight line of resignation. It's the same upside-down as right-side-up.
- (Lady Gaga runs away crying)
- Lisa: Are you crying glitter?
- Lady Gaga: Tiny diamonds. Hurts like Hell.
