Difference between revisions of "The Fool Monty/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Smithers''' | + | :'''[[Smithers]]:''' I'm so happy I could hug you. |
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''' | + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' And have me smell like cheap drug store cologne the rest of the day? You may hug my shadow. |
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| − | :'''Homer''' | + | |
| + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' He will do my bidding... at that fantasy football auction and anything else my limited imagination can come up with. | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''' | + | |
| + | :'''Homer:''' This town can't teach its kids or collect its garbage, but we lead the nation in pointless revenge. | ||
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| − | :'''Smithers''' | + | |
| + | :'''Smithers:''' He was more than a friend. He was the reason I got up in the morning because he would inject me with coffee at six in the morning in the back of the head. | ||
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| − | :'''Mr. Burns''' | + | |
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''' I want to die quietly on my own term, crushing as many of those baby sea turtles as I possibly can. | ||
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| + | :'''[[Mayor Quimby]]:''' ''[about Mr. Burns]'' Give him what he wants. He's the only tax payer in this town. | ||
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| − | :'''Marge''' | + | |
| − | :'''Comic Book Guy''' | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' This isn't a line for a movie, why are you dressed in that costume? |
| + | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' Because I am afraid of needles, but [[Wolverine]] is not. | ||
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| − | :'''Mr. Burns''' | + | |
| + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' I'll have 37 snifters of your influenza syrup. One for me, one for Smithers, and the rest for my hounds. | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''' | + | |
| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Hurry up, boy! We have to burn everything the cat touched, before the virus makes us paranoid! ''[strikes a matc]'') |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Marge:''' Homer! ''[blows the match out and Homer strikes another one]'' Stop burning! ''[blows the match out again)]'' They have a vaccine! |
| − | + | :'''Homer:''' All right. We'll get the vaccine. | |
| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :[Grampa emerges out of the pile, yawning]'' |
| + | :'''Marge''' ''[referring to Abe]'' Homer, did you know he was in the pile? | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' I thought he was an old clump of rags. | ||
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- Smithers: I'm so happy I could hug you.
- Mr. Burns: And have me smell like cheap drug store cologne the rest of the day? You may hug my shadow.
- Homer: He will do my bidding... at that fantasy football auction and anything else my limited imagination can come up with.
- Homer: This town can't teach its kids or collect its garbage, but we lead the nation in pointless revenge.
- Smithers: He was more than a friend. He was the reason I got up in the morning because he would inject me with coffee at six in the morning in the back of the head.
- Mr. Burns I want to die quietly on my own term, crushing as many of those baby sea turtles as I possibly can.
- Mayor Quimby: [about Mr. Burns] Give him what he wants. He's the only tax payer in this town.
- Marge: This isn't a line for a movie, why are you dressed in that costume?
- Comic Book Guy: Because I am afraid of needles, but Wolverine is not.
- Mr. Burns: I'll have 37 snifters of your influenza syrup. One for me, one for Smithers, and the rest for my hounds.
- Homer: Hurry up, boy! We have to burn everything the cat touched, before the virus makes us paranoid! [strikes a matc])
- Marge: Homer! [blows the match out and Homer strikes another one] Stop burning! [blows the match out again)] They have a vaccine!
- Homer: All right. We'll get the vaccine.
- [Grampa emerges out of the pile, yawning]
- Marge [referring to Abe] Homer, did you know he was in the pile?
- Homer: I thought he was an old clump of rags.
