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:'''[[Ralph]]''': I ated the purple berries... oh ''(clutches stomach)'', oh ''(bends down)'', oh ''(falls over)'' | :'''[[Ralph]]''': I ated the purple berries... oh ''(clutches stomach)'', oh ''(bends down)'', oh ''(falls over)'' | ||
:'''Bart''': How are they Ralph?... Good? | :'''Bart''': How are they Ralph?... Good? | ||
| − | :'''Ralph''': They taste like | + | :'''Ralph''': They taste like... burning! |
| − | :'''Bart''': | + | :'''Bart''': Well, food patrol blew it. |
| − | :'''Milhouse''': Oh yeah? Well your shelter | + | :'''Milhouse''': Oh yeah? Well, your shelter doesn't look like something to boast about. |
:''Milhouse shows a crudely made treehouse out of twigs.'' | :''Milhouse shows a crudely made treehouse out of twigs.'' | ||
| − | :'''Bart''': You | + | :'''Bart''': You'll be thankful when monsoon season hits. |
:''Bart's shelter collapses, finally snapping Bart out of his idea that being stranded on an island is a matter of survivalism, not a place to chill out like what is seen on TV.'' | :''Bart's shelter collapses, finally snapping Bart out of his idea that being stranded on an island is a matter of survivalism, not a place to chill out like what is seen on TV.'' | ||
:'''Bart''': Oh man. No food. No shelter. No monkey butlers. This island is a death trap. We should have just swam for it like Otto. | :'''Bart''': Oh man. No food. No shelter. No monkey butlers. This island is a death trap. We should have just swam for it like Otto. | ||
:''Open ocean. Otto is near exhaustion from all the swimming.'' | :''Open ocean. Otto is near exhaustion from all the swimming.'' | ||
| − | :'''Otto'''{talking to himself}: Oh man | + | :'''Otto'''{talking to himself}: Oh man! I cannot swim another inch! I'm gonna drown! |
:''Otto sinks beneath water, but is then raised by being caught in a fishing net. Otto is then deposited onto a Chinese-flagged fishing trawler with hundreds of fish.'' | :''Otto sinks beneath water, but is then raised by being caught in a fishing net. Otto is then deposited onto a Chinese-flagged fishing trawler with hundreds of fish.'' | ||
:'''Otto''': Oh ho! Thank the Good Dude, I am saved! | :'''Otto''': Oh ho! Thank the Good Dude, I am saved! | ||
:'''Fisherman #1'''{speaking Cantonese}: Shall we put him down below with the others? | :'''Fisherman #1'''{speaking Cantonese}: Shall we put him down below with the others? | ||
:'''Fisherman #2'''{speaking Cantonese}: You can never have too many slaves in the cannery. | :'''Fisherman #2'''{speaking Cantonese}: You can never have too many slaves in the cannery. | ||
| − | :'''Otto'''{speaking English}: I think I | + | :'''Otto'''{speaking English}: I think I'm gonna like it aboard this ship! |
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:'''[[James Earl Jones|Narrator]]''': So the children learned how to function as a society, and eventually they were rescued by, oh, let's say... [[Moe]]. | :'''[[James Earl Jones|Narrator]]''': So the children learned how to function as a society, and eventually they were rescued by, oh, let's say... [[Moe]]. | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''': | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': [[CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet]], Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking, how may I direct your call? (hands the phone to Marge) It's Patty. |
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| + | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Oh, Captain Janeway. Lace...the final brassiere! | ||
| + | :''The download is excruciatingly slow.'' | ||
| + | :'''Comic Book Guy''': Oh, hurry up! I'm a busy man. | ||
| + | :''He slurps his soda for quite a while.'' | ||
| + | :'''Comic Book Guy''': Ugh, this high-speed modem is ''intolerably'' slow! | ||
| + | :''Just as the saucy parts are about to be uncovered, an advert pops up for Homer's "Internet King" service.'' | ||
| + | :'''Comic Book Guy''': Hey! What the... Huh. The Internet King. Wonder if he can provide faster nudity. | ||
| + | :''In Homer's "office"...'' | ||
:'''Homer''': Welcome to the Internet, my friend, how can I help you? | :'''Homer''': Welcome to the Internet, my friend, how can I help you? | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Comic Book Guy''': I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobit Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration? |
| − | :'''Homer''': Can I have some money now? | + | :'''Homer''': ...Can I have some money now? |
{{Season 9|Q}} | {{Season 9|Q}} | ||
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- Bart: Food patrol, how'd you do ?
- Lisa holds up three berries
- Bart: What? But where are all the lobsters, mangoes, and chewy, chewy cocoa beans?
- Lisa: All we found were these berries, and they look pretty poisonous. (Squishes a purple berry)
- Ralph: I ated the purple berries... oh (clutches stomach), oh (bends down), oh (falls over)
- Bart: How are they Ralph?... Good?
- Ralph: They taste like... burning!
- Bart: Well, food patrol blew it.
- Milhouse: Oh yeah? Well, your shelter doesn't look like something to boast about.
- Milhouse shows a crudely made treehouse out of twigs.
- Bart: You'll be thankful when monsoon season hits.
- Bart's shelter collapses, finally snapping Bart out of his idea that being stranded on an island is a matter of survivalism, not a place to chill out like what is seen on TV.
- Bart: Oh man. No food. No shelter. No monkey butlers. This island is a death trap. We should have just swam for it like Otto.
- Open ocean. Otto is near exhaustion from all the swimming.
- Otto{talking to himself}: Oh man! I cannot swim another inch! I'm gonna drown!
- Otto sinks beneath water, but is then raised by being caught in a fishing net. Otto is then deposited onto a Chinese-flagged fishing trawler with hundreds of fish.
- Otto: Oh ho! Thank the Good Dude, I am saved!
- Fisherman #1{speaking Cantonese}: Shall we put him down below with the others?
- Fisherman #2{speaking Cantonese}: You can never have too many slaves in the cannery.
- Otto{speaking English}: I think I'm gonna like it aboard this ship!
- Narrator: So the children learned how to function as a society, and eventually they were rescued by, oh, let's say... Moe.
- Homer: CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet, Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking, how may I direct your call? (hands the phone to Marge) It's Patty.
- Comic Book Guy: Oh, Captain Janeway. Lace...the final brassiere!
- The download is excruciatingly slow.
- Comic Book Guy: Oh, hurry up! I'm a busy man.
- He slurps his soda for quite a while.
- Comic Book Guy: Ugh, this high-speed modem is intolerably slow!
- Just as the saucy parts are about to be uncovered, an advert pops up for Homer's "Internet King" service.
- Comic Book Guy: Hey! What the... Huh. The Internet King. Wonder if he can provide faster nudity.
- In Homer's "office"...
- Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend, how can I help you?
- Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobit Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
- Homer: ...Can I have some money now?
