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| − | == July 5 2010 - August 1 2010 == | + | == July 5, 2010 - August 1, 2010 == |
{{Quote|Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig,<br>Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.<br>Can he swing from a web?<br>No, he can't, he's a pig,<br>Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!|[[Homer Simpson]]|The Simpsons Movie}} | {{Quote|Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig,<br>Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.<br>Can he swing from a web?<br>No, he can't, he's a pig,<br>Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!|[[Homer Simpson]]|The Simpsons Movie}} | ||
| − | == August 1 2010 - September 1 2010 == | + | == August 1, 2010 - September 1, 2010 == |
{{Quote|Me fail English? That’s unpossible.|[[Ralph Wiggum]]|Lisa on Ice}} | {{Quote|Me fail English? That’s unpossible.|[[Ralph Wiggum]]|Lisa on Ice}} | ||
| − | == September 1 2010 - October 1 2010 == | + | == September 1, 2010 - October 1, 2010 == |
''[[Ralph]] is using a urinal in the gas station<br />'' | ''[[Ralph]] is using a urinal in the gas station<br />'' | ||
{{Quote|Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want.|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} | {{Quote|Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want.|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} | ||
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{{Quote|I finished before we came in.|[[Ralph Wiggum]]|How the Test Was Won}} | {{Quote|I finished before we came in.|[[Ralph Wiggum]]|How the Test Was Won}} | ||
| − | == October 1 2010 - November 2 2010 == | + | == October 1, 2010 - November 2, 2010 == |
{{Quote|They have the Internet on computers, now?|[[Homer Simpson]]|Das Bus}} | {{Quote|They have the Internet on computers, now?|[[Homer Simpson]]|Das Bus}} | ||
| − | == November 2 2010 - December 1 2010 == | + | == November 2, 2010 - December 1, 2010 == |
{{Quote|Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.|[[Kent Brockman]]|Deep Space Homer}} | {{Quote|Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.|[[Kent Brockman]]|Deep Space Homer}} | ||
| − | == December 1 2010 - January 1 2011 == | + | == December 1, 2010 - January 1, 2011 == |
{{Quote|Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark|[[Nelson Muntz]]|Marge Be Not Proud}} | {{Quote|Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark|[[Nelson Muntz]]|Marge Be Not Proud}} | ||
| − | == January 1 2011 - February 1 2011== | + | == January 1, 2011 - February 1, 2011== |
{{quote|Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.|[[Homer]] to [[Bart]]|Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie}} | {{quote|Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.|[[Homer]] to [[Bart]]|Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie}} | ||
| − | == February 1 2011 - March 1 2011 == | + | == February 1, 2011 - March 1, 2011 == |
{{Quote|English instructions ruined! Must read French instructions...."La grille"? What the hell is that?!|[[Homer Simpson]]|Mom and Pop Art}} | {{Quote|English instructions ruined! Must read French instructions...."La grille"? What the hell is that?!|[[Homer Simpson]]|Mom and Pop Art}} | ||
| − | == March 1 2011 - June 6 2011 == | + | == March 1, 2011 - June 6, 2011 == |
{{Quote|Seymour, you're fired.|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} | {{Quote|Seymour, you're fired.|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} | ||
{{Quote|Did you just call me a liar?|[[Principal Skinner]]}} | {{Quote|Did you just call me a liar?|[[Principal Skinner]]}} | ||
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{{Quote|Oh. That's much worse.|Principal Skinner|Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song}} | {{Quote|Oh. That's much worse.|Principal Skinner|Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song}} | ||
| − | == June 6 2011 - July 1 2011 == | + | == June 6, 2011 - July 1, 2011 == |
{{Quote|This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people. Traffic going waaaay back in both directions. And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm, because I just dropped my bagel.|Arnie Pie|Homer Alone}} | {{Quote|This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people. Traffic going waaaay back in both directions. And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm, because I just dropped my bagel.|Arnie Pie|Homer Alone}} | ||
| − | == July 1 2011 - August 1 2011 | + | == July 1, 2011 - August 1, 2011 == |
{{Quote|I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?|Homer Simpson|Crook and Ladder}} | {{Quote|I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?|Homer Simpson|Crook and Ladder}} | ||
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{{Quote|So my husband goes to a bar every night, whoopdy doo, who gives a bibble, gabba gabba hey!|Marge Simpson|C.E. D'oh}} | {{Quote|So my husband goes to a bar every night, whoopdy doo, who gives a bibble, gabba gabba hey!|Marge Simpson|C.E. D'oh}} | ||
| − | ==September 1, 2011 - October 1, 2011== | + | == September 1, 2011 - October 1, 2011 == |
{{Quote|Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!|[[Bart Simpson]]}} | {{Quote|Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!|[[Bart Simpson]]}} | ||
{{Quote|He was a zombie?|[[Homer Simpson]]|Treehouse of Horror III}} | {{Quote|He was a zombie?|[[Homer Simpson]]|Treehouse of Horror III}} | ||
| − | ==October 1, 2011 - November 1, 2011== | + | == October 1, 2011 - November 1, 2011 == |
{{Quote|A thousand eyes... what could that be?|[[Marge Simpson]]}} | {{Quote|A thousand eyes... what could that be?|[[Marge Simpson]]}} | ||
{{Quote|Hmmn, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number.|[[Grampa Simpson]]|The Simpsons Movie}} | {{Quote|Hmmn, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number.|[[Grampa Simpson]]|The Simpsons Movie}} | ||
| − | ==November 1, 2011 - December 1, 2011== | + | == November 1, 2011 - December 1, 2011 == |
{{Quote|To start, press any key. Well where's the "any" key?|[[Homer Simpson]]|King-Size Homer}} | {{Quote|To start, press any key. Well where's the "any" key?|[[Homer Simpson]]|King-Size Homer}} | ||
| − | ==December 1, 2011 - January 1, 2012 == | + | == December 1, 2011 - January 1, 2012 == |
{{Quote|The sun?! That's the hottest place on Earth!|[[Homer Simpson]]|Treehouse of Horror X}} | {{Quote|The sun?! That's the hottest place on Earth!|[[Homer Simpson]]|Treehouse of Horror X}} | ||
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{{Quote|[[Martin Luther King]] had a dream. Dreams are where [[Elmo]] and [[Toy Story]] had a party, and I went there. Yay! My turn is over!|[[Ralph Wiggum]]|The Color Yellow}} | {{Quote|[[Martin Luther King]] had a dream. Dreams are where [[Elmo]] and [[Toy Story]] had a party, and I went there. Yay! My turn is over!|[[Ralph Wiggum]]|The Color Yellow}} | ||
| − | ==March 1, 2011 - April 1, 2012 == | + | == March 1, 2011 - April 1, 2012 == |
{{Quote|Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 9-1-1!|[[Homer Simpson]]|Bart vs. Thanksgiving}} | {{Quote|Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 9-1-1!|[[Homer Simpson]]|Bart vs. Thanksgiving}} | ||
Revision as of 04:57, January 18, 2013
All previously featured quotes.
Contents
- 1 July 5, 2010 - August 1, 2010
- 2 August 1, 2010 - September 1, 2010
- 3 September 1, 2010 - October 1, 2010
- 4 October 1, 2010 - November 2, 2010
- 5 November 2, 2010 - December 1, 2010
- 6 December 1, 2010 - January 1, 2011
- 7 January 1, 2011 - February 1, 2011
- 8 February 1, 2011 - March 1, 2011
- 9 March 1, 2011 - June 6, 2011
- 10 June 6, 2011 - July 1, 2011
- 11 July 1, 2011 - August 1, 2011
- 12 August 1 2011 - September 1, 2011
- 13 September 1, 2011 - October 1, 2011
- 14 October 1, 2011 - November 1, 2011
- 15 November 1, 2011 - December 1, 2011
- 16 December 1, 2011 - January 1, 2012
- 17 January 1, 2012 - February 2, 2012
- 18 February 2, 1212 - March 1, 2011
- 19 March 1, 2011 - April 1, 2012
- 20 April 1, 2012
- 21 April 2, 2012 - May 1, 2012
- 22 May 1, 2012 - June 1, 2012
- 23 June 1, 2012 - July 1, 2012
- 24 July 1, 2012 - August 1, 2012
- 25 August 1, 2012 - September 1, 2012
- 26 September 1, 2012 - October 1, 2012
- 27 October 1, 2012 - November 1, 2012
- 28 November 1, 2012 - December 1, 2012
- 29 December 1, 2012 - January 1, 2013
- 30 January 1, 2013 -
July 5, 2010 - August 1, 2010
- "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig,
Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
Can he swing from a web?
No, he can't, he's a pig,
Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!" - ―Homer Simpson[src]
August 1, 2010 - September 1, 2010
- "Me fail English? That’s unpossible."
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
September 1, 2010 - October 1, 2010
Ralph is using a urinal in the gas station
- "Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want."
- ―Ralph Wiggum
- "Ralph, are you almost finished?"
- ―Seymour Skinner
- "I finished before we came in."
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
October 1, 2010 - November 2, 2010
- "They have the Internet on computers, now?"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
November 2, 2010 - December 1, 2010
- "Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."
- ―Kent Brockman[src]
December 1, 2010 - January 1, 2011
- "Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark"
- ―Nelson Muntz[src]
January 1, 2011 - February 1, 2011
February 1, 2011 - March 1, 2011
- "English instructions ruined! Must read French instructions...."La grille"? What the hell is that?!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
March 1, 2011 - June 6, 2011
- "Seymour, you're fired."
- ―Superintendent Chalmers
- "Did you just call me a liar?"
- ―Principal Skinner
- "No, I said you were fired."
- ―Superintendent Chalmers
- "Oh. That's much worse."
- ―Principal Skinner[src]
June 6, 2011 - July 1, 2011
- "This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people. Traffic going waaaay back in both directions. And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm, because I just dropped my bagel."
- ―Arnie Pie[src]
July 1, 2011 - August 1, 2011
- "I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
August 1 2011 - September 1, 2011
- "So Mr. Burns doesn't take you seriously, big whoop, who gives a doodle, whoopy ding dong doo!"
- ―Marge Simpson
- "Thanks for trying, but I'll be at Moe's."
- ―Homer Simpson
- "So my husband goes to a bar every night, whoopdy doo, who gives a bibble, gabba gabba hey!"
- ―Marge Simpson[src]
September 1, 2011 - October 1, 2011
- "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"
- ―Bart Simpson
- "He was a zombie?"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
October 1, 2011 - November 1, 2011
- "A thousand eyes... what could that be?"
- ―Marge Simpson
- "Hmmn, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number."
- ―Grampa Simpson[src]
November 1, 2011 - December 1, 2011
- "To start, press any key. Well where's the "any" key?"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
December 1, 2011 - January 1, 2012
- "The sun?! That's the hottest place on Earth!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
January 1, 2012 - February 2, 2012
- "What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them―as is my understanding..."
- ―Bart Simpson[src]
February 2, 1212 - March 1, 2011
- "Martin Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay! My turn is over!"
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
March 1, 2011 - April 1, 2012
- "Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 9-1-1!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
April 1, 2012
- "You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert."
- ―Peter Griffin[src]
Note: April Fools Joke.
April 2, 2012 - May 1, 2012
- "Hmm. Whoever did this is in very deep trouble!"
- ―Principal Skinner
- "And a sloppy speller, too. The preferred spelling of wiener is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant."
- ―Martin Prince, Jr.
- "Good point."
- ―Principal Skinner[src]
May 1, 2012 - June 1, 2012
- "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
June 1, 2012 - July 1, 2012
- "I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir, market research shows people see you as something of an ogre."
- ―Waylon Smithers, Jr.
- "I ought to club them and eat their bones!"
- ―Mr. Burns[src]
July 1, 2012 - August 1, 2012
- "Crap, we live in Oregon? I mean, Go Ducks!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
August 1, 2012 - September 1, 2012
- "Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
September 1, 2012 - October 1, 2012
- "Face it, we're just kids. We can't afford stuff with zeros in the prices."
- ―Lisa Simpson[src]
October 1, 2012 - November 1, 2012
- "The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!"
- ―Abraham Simpson[src]
November 1, 2012 - December 1, 2012
- "Lisa likes Nelson!"
- ―Class
- "She does not!"
- ―Milhouse
- "Milhouse likes Lisa!"
- ―Class
- "He does not!"
- ―Janey Powell
- "Janey likes Milhouse!"
- ―Class
- "She does not!"
- ―Üter Zörker
- "Uter likes Milhouse!"
- ―Class
- "Nobody likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!"
- ―Dewey Largo[src]
December 1, 2012 - January 1, 2013
- "Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor."
- ―Advertisement[src]
January 1, 2013 -
- "Wait a minute ... there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!"
- ―Homer[src]
