Difference between revisions of "The Regina Monologues/Quotes"
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:'''[[Snake]]''': Um, does the bill have bank teller blood on it? | :'''[[Snake]]''': Um, does the bill have bank teller blood on it? | ||
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:'''Snake''': I'm sorry I wasted your time. | :'''Snake''': I'm sorry I wasted your time. | ||
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Fish? I dunno… I’m not really a vegetarian. | :'''[[Homer]]''': Fish? I dunno… I’m not really a vegetarian. | ||
| − | :'''Squeaky | + | :'''Squeaky voiced English teen''': Please order or Miss Dench will be furious. She'll beat us, she will. |
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Judi Dench]]''': Who are you talking to?! |
| − | :'''Squeaky | + | :'''Squeaky voiced English teen''': No one, Mum! I swear! |
:'''Judi Dench''': I'll Mum you!! | :'''Judi Dench''': I'll Mum you!! | ||
| − | :'''Squeaky | + | :'''Squeaky voiced English teen''': Ahh!... Oof!... Ow!... Oh, blimey! |
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:'''Lisa''': Press the gray brick in the back of the fireplace. | :'''Lisa''': Press the gray brick in the back of the fireplace. | ||
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:'''Homer''': Well Marge, you gotta admit, I've been on my best behavior this trip. | :'''Homer''': Well Marge, you gotta admit, I've been on my best behavior this trip. | ||
:'''[[Marge]]''': You punched out three people on the street. | :'''[[Marge]]''': You punched out three people on the street. | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave | + | :'''Homer''': That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave {{w|Ryan Giggs|Giggs}} a yellow card in the box?! |
:'''Marge''': Do you understand any part of what you just said? | :'''Marge''': Do you understand any part of what you just said? | ||
:'''Homer''': I understood the word 'gave'… unless it means something else in this country! | :'''Homer''': I understood the word 'gave'… unless it means something else in this country! | ||
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:'''Rowling''': He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear? | :'''Rowling''': He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear? | ||
:'''Lisa''': Yes… | :'''Lisa''': Yes… | ||
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- Snake: Um, does the bill have bank teller blood on it?
- Lisa: No, it doesn't.
- Snake: I'm sorry I wasted your time.
- Squeaky voiced English teen: Welcome to Judi Dench's Fish & Chips. Now completely free of mad fish disease.
- Homer: Fish? I dunno… I’m not really a vegetarian.
- Squeaky voiced English teen: Please order or Miss Dench will be furious. She'll beat us, she will.
- Judi Dench: Who are you talking to?!
- Squeaky voiced English teen: No one, Mum! I swear!
- Judi Dench: I'll Mum you!!
- Squeaky voiced English teen: Ahh!... Oof!... Ow!... Oh, blimey!
- Lisa: Press the gray brick in the back of the fireplace.
- Homer: Sweet freedom, here I… Owww!
- Lisa: Put out the fire first!
- Homer: Well Marge, you gotta admit, I've been on my best behavior this trip.
- Marge: You punched out three people on the street.
- Homer: That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave Giggs a yellow card in the box?!
- Marge: Do you understand any part of what you just said?
- Homer: I understood the word 'gave'… unless it means something else in this country!
- Homer: Marge I'll be on my best behaviour. You have my word as a gentlemen and a lady. Now let's see, which rifle should I bring?
- Homer: (After meeting Tony Blair) Wow, I can't believe we just met Mr. Bean!
- Lisa: Look! It's J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books! You've turned a generation of kids onto reading.
- Rowling: Thank you, young muggle.
- Lisa: Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
- Rowling: He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?
- Lisa: Yes…
