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:'''[[Ralph]]''': Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to take out your liver bones. Oops, you're dead!
 
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:'''Lisa''': Don't you think there's something weird going on here? We spent all day selecting fabric swatches, and then our guest speaker was Phil from Marketing.
 
:'''Lisa''': Don't you think there's something weird going on here? We spent all day selecting fabric swatches, and then our guest speaker was Phil from Marketing.
:'''Bart''': All's I know is I'm getting straight A's, and that ain't not bad.  
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:'''Bart''': All's I know is I'm getting straight A's, and that ain't not bad.
 
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:'''Bart''': You know what our homework assignment is? Find a toy and bring it to class.
 
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:'''Marge''': What about Mr. Burns? Maybe he could help.
 
:'''Marge''': What about Mr. Burns? Maybe he could help.
:'''Homer''': Forget it! He releases the hounds on every charity that comes to the door. Feed The Children, Save The Whales, even Release The Hounds.  
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:'''Lisa''': Instead of giving us an education, they used us to design a toy! Aren't you outraged?
 
:'''Lisa''': Instead of giving us an education, they used us to design a toy! Aren't you outraged?
 
:'''Bart''': Not really, but if you're gonna throw a spaz, I'll come with.
 
:'''Bart''': Not really, but if you're gonna throw a spaz, I'll come with.
  
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Revision as of 03:04, August 31, 2012



Ralph: Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to take out your liver bones. Oops, you're dead!
Mr. Burns: I never liked that Dr. Stupid.

(Lisa writes "I will not do math in class" on the blackboard as a punishment)

Bart: Lisa in trouble? The ironing is delicious.
Lisa: The word is irony!
Bart: Huh?

Lisa: Don't you think there's something weird going on here? We spent all day selecting fabric swatches, and then our guest speaker was Phil from Marketing.
Bart: All's I know is I'm getting straight A's, and that ain't not bad.

Bart: You know what our homework assignment is? Find a toy and bring it to class.
Marge: Gee, that sounds like fun!
Bart: Yeah, but I'm still not gonna do it.

Marge: What about Mr. Burns? Maybe he could help.
Homer: Forget it! He releases the hounds on every charity that comes to the door. Feed The Children, Save The Whales, even Release The Hounds.

Lisa: Instead of giving us an education, they used us to design a toy! Aren't you outraged?
Bart: Not really, but if you're gonna throw a spaz, I'll come with.
Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome Brother's Little Helper Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Treehouse of Horror X E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Eight Misbehavin' Take My Wife, Sleaze Grift of the Magi Little Big Mom Faith Off The Mansion Family Saddlesore Galactica Alone Again, Natura-Diddily Missionary: Impossible Pygmoelian Bart to the Future Days of Wine and D'oh'ses Kill the Alligator and Run Last Tap Dance in Springfield It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Behind the Laughter