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For other uses of "Springfield Heights", see Springfield Heights (disambiguation).

Springfield Heights is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. Parts 1-9 were introduced in the Springfield Heights content update while Parts 10-14 were introduced in the Springfield Heights Chapter 2 content update. It unlocks the Springfield Heights expansion.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark Smithers, what are those baboons doing in the break room? Unfortunately sir, those are humans. The monkeys we trained have all been poached by competitors. I drink your milkshake. And I'll drink your milkshake. And I'll drink your milkshake. Okay Homer, we all saw "There Will Be Blood". And read Upton Sinclair's novel Oil! No wait, none of us did that. I don't know what you guys are talking about. All I know is that while you're doing it, I'm using this slanty straw I invented... to drink your milkshakes! That's Homer Simpson, sir. He's pretty much the one baboon our competitors didn't get. Homer Simpson, eh? Well he's given me an idea -- to reuse an idea I had twenty years ago. Task: "Build Burns Slant-Drilling Co.". It takes 6 seconds. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark We struck oil, Smithers! Finally I can join the trillionaires club. I just wish it wasn't so lonely at the clubhouse. Just me and those freshly killed endangered species waiting to be stuffed and/or cooked. Maybe I should hire staff. Sir, an oil based economy usually brings two things to town: millionaires and an influx of young, brawny single men. So we'll both have something to look forward to. Err, I'm not sure I follow you, sir. I'll have my financial peers and you'll have a lower wage due to increased competition. A Win-Win! But more millionaires could be a threat! Unless I owned their homes. Then I could be their... Smithers, what's the rich version of slum lord? Eh, let's just stick with slum lord. Find me a real estate agent! Task: "Build Red Blazer Realty". It takes 6 seconds. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark Mr. Burns as a client? Finally, someone with the money, the gumption, and the money to build homes suitable for me to sell. Homes? These people buy homes for their dogs! I don't need homes - I need mansions! Although I will need some homes for their dogs. The only area that fits that description is Springfield Heights. And lucky for you it's on my turf – the West Side. Ah, so that's west, is it? We've never really had a compass direction in this town before. Unfortunately it's separated from the town by a chain of mountains. If only there were someone in Springfield known to occasionally walk around throwing dynamite. Task: "Make Homer Clear the Tunnel". The job takes 6 seconds. Thank you, Homer! Your haphazard use of explosives has cleared the tunnel. It's collapsed before, and certainly isn't more structurally sound now... but it's open. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Glor? Spang? Kleeb? What store is this and why does it only sell rejected fight sound effects? That's the Danish furniture store Shøp! They sell expensive-looking furniture and cheap horsemeat. Classy on the outside, trashy on the inside – that's my target clientele! But where will all the trashy on the outside and trashy on the inside people shop? We can't afford those prices. Then get off your lazy butt and get a second job. We all have them. It's the American way. What's your second job? Real estate agent. My first job is blazer model. More work?!? I don't like the American way. Why can't we just ONCE adopt the Canadian way? Message Tap on Shøp to produce Furniture. Use Furniture to build a Deluxe Condo. Task: "Make Springfielders Collect Furniture at Shøp" (x2). Task: "Build a Deluxe Condo". It takes 2 minutes. After completing the first task Mr. Burns, I've some Excel news. It's pronounced "Excellent." You left off the "lent." No, I mean I crunched the numbers with Excel and realized that if we build "luxury" condos instead of mansions... ... We can charge those moneybags full home prices for glorified apartments! Excellent. See, that's how you say it. Message New Springfield Heights items available in the store! Quest reward: 5 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark Gentrification is coming. I can smell it. Allow me to try - I took an online sommelier course in nerd scents. Yes, I smell small-batch pour-over coffee and free wifi. *sniff sniff* Two hour limit with purchase. It's perfect. First the coffee shops come, then the brunch places, then the dog groomers, and then the dog brunch places. Task: "Unlock Coffee Shop in Springfield Heights". Task: "Make Springfielders Collect Lattes". Task: "Upgrade a Deluxe Condo to Level 2". After unlocking the Coffee Shop Message Tap on Coffee Shop to produce Lattes. Use Lattes and Furniture to upgrade a Deluxe Condo! After completing all tasks Oh shoot. My wallet's too full again and won't close. Quick sweetie, let's buy this here penthouse suite! No, Daddy! Gross. I can't film my next reality show in a condo! People expect a certain level of class from reality TV. Plus I need something big enough to fit an underwater confessional cam. Quest reward: 10 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark Most wealthy people have forgotten how to do the most basic of tasks. What? I wasn't listening. Smithers! Listen for me! That's why we need to build something for the 1%'s assistants, trust fund managers, professional meat cutters, and mail order mistresses. Task: "Unlock the Institute of Technology in Springfield Heights". Task: "Make Springfielders Produce Smart Devices" (x2). After completing the first task Message Tap on the Institute of Technology to produce Smart Devices. After completing all tasks What is it, Apu? You stopped mopping. Is the bucket ready to be poured back into the Squishee machine? I felt a chill - like Springfield finally decided to join the tech crunch. I'm not going to be the only Nahasapeemapetilon in the phone book for much longer. Quest reward: 8 and 10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark Despite my love of the West Side, rich people tend to embrace eastern traditions – sushi, yoga, purchasing girls' underwear from a vending machine. I did yoga once back in the seventies. Only back then they called it yogurt, and it was a food not an exercise routine. I can also confuse yoga for Yogi Bear. You wanna hear that one? Task: "Unlock L.A. Bodyworks in Springfield Heights". Task: "Make Springfielders Produce Yoga Mats" (x5). After completing the first task Message Tap on L.A. Bodyworks to produce Yoga Mats. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 8

After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark My beautiful wealthy oasis is almost complete. Now we just need a healthy supply of prescription drugs for our bored housewives to get addicted to. Hi everybody! No, your face is already on too many bench ads. You've been sullied by the butts of the poor! I'd never stoop to a bench ad. Now a stoop ad, that's thinking outside the box. Hmm, a box ad... Task: "Unlock John's Pharmaceuticals in Springfield Heights". Task: "Make Springfielders Produce Pharmaceuticals" (x5). After completing the first task Message Tap on John's Pharmaceuticals to produce Pharmaceuticals. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 9

After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark We haven't had a single wealthy person move in! I don't deserve this real estate blazer or hot air balloon. Hot air balloons are for closers...and balloon enthusiasts. Kent Brockman here, reporting on the public outcry for the rich and famous. What will bring the elite class to this one horse town? Two horses? In this reporter's opinion – three! Of course! The horses? That was my idea! It's copywritten! No! We need a dog and pony show! But instead of dogs and ponies, we have celebrities and celebrity ponies. Nothing attracts rich people more than red carpet events. Task: "Unlock Heights Theater in Springfield Heights". Task: "Make Springfielders Produce Hollywood Awards" (x5). After completing the first task Message Tap on Heights Theater to produce Hollywood Awards. After completing all tasks All the celebrities had Native Americans accept their awards on their behalf to protest Springfield Heights being built on an ancient burial ground. Don't they realize that a haunted house counts as a built-in alarm system? It's a perk! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 10

After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark Hmmm… I can't tell if these are rich slobs so wealthy they don't care how they look, or just poor slobs. What I lack in money, I more than make up for in lack of friends. My comic book collection is priceless, because I can't find anyone who will buy it. Don't blame me. Blame that cop that got caught taking bribes and ruined it for the rest of us. That was you, Chief. These people aren't Springfield Heights material! They're not even Springfield Bog People. We need a marketing miracle. Task: "Unlock Marketing Agency". New Character: Lindsey Naegle Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 11

After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark Cookie, darling! What's the sitch? Selling cigarettes to kids? Selling elephants to poachers? Selling cigarettes to elephants? We're selling homes to people in need… of a fourth home. That's it? Easy! It'll be like taking candy from a baby. And then selling that rebranded boutique candy back to the baby. I'll sell those homes faster than you can say here's a giant signing bonus! Here's a giant signing bonus? Great! Cash is preferred. Now let's think of some advertising slogan like, "Blast Off to New Heights!" But not that. Message Tap on the Marketing Agency to produce Ads to build an Exclusive Resort! Task: "Make Springfielders Produce Ads" (x10). Task: "Build an Exclusive Resort". It takes 8 hours. A new resort just went up and it's exclusive, Daddy. Which room is mine? None yet, darling. But let me talk to our real estate agent! On the top end, we have the deluxe suite, the ultra-deluxe suite and the sweet suite. Great. Put 'em all together, and that will be the closet for whatever even bigger suite I end up buying. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 12

After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark Y'arr. Have you considered a partnership with the Squidport for your new luxury condos? Our bid comes with a washed-up whale carcass. Think of all the lamps you can light with that blubber. Arrr!!! Forget it, Captain Kangaroo. The Squidport is going down like Atlantis. Sink it boys! Oh, we can't do that? Well then, let's build our own. Task: "Place Ornate Pier". Task: "Place Ornate Pier Tiles" (x3). Task: "Build Elite Yacht Club". It takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 13

After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark The only bad press is no press. Just ask Harvey Finbleton. Who? Exactly! We need to throw a fancy party and encourage famous people to embarrass themselves. We do have some famous actors in town, like the boy who almost became Radioactive Boy. NO CHILDREN! If I wanted to be hugged by sticky hands, I'd have stayed in that Women in the Workplace Jello Wrestling networking group. Task: "Make Lindsey Naegle Keep Kids Out of Party". The job takes place at the Elite Yacht Club and takes 6 hours. Task: "Make Celebrities Attend A Lavish Party" (x3). The jobs take place at the Elite Yacht Club and take 6 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 14

After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark The pictures I leaked to SMZ have caught fire! Literally. Apparently people in this town love to burn things. I'd arrest the people that vandalized those pictures, but it happened in international waters. It was on the dock… Sounds like outside of my jurisdiction to me. Same as for under bridges, or inside buildings. The police in this town are useless. Are you thinking we should initiate sweeping police reforms? No, I'm thinking we should create our own lands with our own laws. Lands surrounded by water! I call them… me-lands. You mean islands? Pretty sure it's me, not I. Task: "Give an Impassioned Speech". The job takes 8 hours. Task: "Build Private Island". It takes 4 hours. I just found a receipt for a private island in my pocket. Call Dr. Hibbert, I think I'm sleep-buying again. Oh! Can we keep it, Daddy? Can we? My Best Frenemy Forever, Nicole, is going to die when she finds out. She thinks she's so much better than everyone because of her private isthmus. Quest reward: 2,500 and 250